I'm staying at a hotel in Corfu with nice view. It seems there is a very cute Russian girl and she's swimming on the hotel's pool (that I can see from the balcony). I kind of have a thing for Russian girls I'd like to wife one. What do? There is this far old guy with her who is apparently her father. Seriously what the fuck do?
Halp
Tyler Rogers
Austin Jackson
Show her ancient Greek pyramides
Juan Carter
Come on you guys fast she might disappear forever
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO DON'T KEEP ME WAITING
Evan Cook
don't be a creep, incel.
Joshua Carter
Oh shit I think she saw me looking at her from the balcony
Anthony Adams
How?
Shut up
Mason Long
Put your best singlet on and show her your lobster pigmentation, she'll fall for you
Charles Mitchell
Olive oil. Skin. Feta cheese. Stuff between mouth and gum line. Marinate while flexing.
Charles Bell
Should I take picture?
Robert Phillips
Oh wait there's two girls now
What