/brit/

>yanks

how's a news channel going to do that

i take a look at my cock, and realise there’s nothing left

if there's a grosser brand of bottled water than evian i've yet to find it

rorke off his meds again lads

being ugly should be fucking illegal. just on the tube and there's girls not only in fucking tiny summer dresses but saw one in a tiny sports bra and shorts barely covering more than your average bikini. my willy can't fucking take it

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many of the towns expanded during the industrial revolution where houses were thrown up to accomodate workers, compare that to places like tokyo which have grown in size more recently, also japan has very little liveable land so proper planning is essential

macau has a very nice vibe to it with the newer buildings combined with the portoguese and chinese architecture from centuries past

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Nestle purelife

if I transitioned reckon I would mog all the other mtf's

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having a fit gf is one of the best things ever

Downloaded this VST called Synplant, looked like a good effect VSt but turns out it was a synth VST.

alri turt
hows things x

all nonces must be destroyed

Japan's had more time though.

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doctor said i have aspergers

at least that tastes ok when it's cold
evian tastes like it was aged in plastic barrels for 3 years, room temp or cold

would do anything literally anything for that

fucking hell pass cretin has arrived

pengyo

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just have a wank you virgin freak

How can english police even compete kek
youtube.com/watch?v=E0GtCrGYIdU

grunting in tennis is out of control
borderline unwatchable
suenonce

youtube.com/watch?v=SewpndxZDl0

good got some new tattoos and a new job but need to fix the sleep schedule and get back into exercising

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>group of friends having a 4th of July Party

>"hey user why don't you come with us, it'll be fun?"

>"oh I'm sorry I can't, I'm busy"

The the truth is I can't stand to because it represents something deeply wrong with this country. We are not America, and yet they are slowly but surely infiltrating every aspect of our national identity and denigrating our once unique culture. I mean, wtf this is Britain and hipster twats are starting to party in commemoration to traitors. FUCKS SAKE. These people had a cunting 4th July Party, yet they don't care about the Queens speech. There are children who literally think we're a US state and wonder why they don't go to school in yellow buses.
I walk in my American grid city, past once independent British businesses sold out to American conglomerates, seeing fat cunts enter American fast food restaurants after a day watching brain eroding American blockbusters.

The only solution is to blow up the internet and cleanse the country of any Yank culture.

Thats an american lads

remember the lad that posted the video of him recording his mate shagging a trollop like a hen caught in barbed wire on pornhub
it’s got 66k views I’m fucking creasing
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d0b4ccf22d1e

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Business idea: TV channel "Dictator Today".

corr this lads got the second biggest cock ive ever seen

not sure if i even have it in me to top him ngl, its a bit intimidating!

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/brit/ is not your group chat

wow never done that or thought of that before you fucking incel thinking it's the same

posted about it yesterday haha

carrying that giant cock of yours should be excercise enough x
hows the gf

alri clogwog

it bare peng man ini

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This guy's the biggest music star in Morocco.
Does this video not seem problematically haram?

youtube.com/watch?v=_Fwf45pIAtM

>teehee i'm bent btw ;)

she's alright but might break up soon tbqh

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whys that lad
sick of chinkies?

turtle vs oxford bender
two annoying obnoxious self obsessed social media cunts
which one is worse?

just ordered a fat chinese. what i really want is a load of crack though. second day with none though proud of myself

MR BRIGHTSIDE ON THE RADIO LADS
DROP THE BLOGPOSTING AND HAVE A DANCE

would shag them both ngl

she's greek la
just getting to that point really

zhang yimou film and kfc lads, in for a perfect night

might actually starve to death because i cba going to the shops

Poley's going about saying he'll look like this after his surgery in Turkey
Would you?

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what's his name?

Cor yes I bloody would

jesus fucking christ

utterly adore turlet
so fit

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anyone tried tommy robinson's new aftershave?

why does he want big nigger lips

korea more like coorrrrrrrr-rea

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yeh no shit homosexuals fuck anything

ffs it's always something with that Paki

will be seeing this posted on Jow Forums in no time

Stop indulging this actual pedo with the attention he craves

had kfc tonight also been on exercise this week might have been the hardest thing ive ever done in my life its quite potential that that is actually an unironic statement currently thinking of viler experiences and cant immediately recount any

OPEN UP MY EAAGER EEEYES
COS IM MISTER BRIGHTSIIIDE

Unashamedly the worst poster in brit history, unironically

thought you were some sort of wog yourself

hopefully the worst is yet to come!

Turt is based fuck up dave you dry shite

haha
vehicle rear!
aka
korea!
haha
(patrolling joke)

post su3825

wish i had the turt phenotype

don't know any other brit posters except Craven and panhead and they're the same person

half Sicilian half Welsh me

Anyone else sick of all these /brit/ celebs that dominate discussion on here? It's like like a bunch of fucking women stood round bitching and gossiping.

have you ever printed out a brit thread to keep it?

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What’s phimosis like? Does it hurt?

does turtle actually post here or is it a gimmick
can’t imagine a lad that handsome would ever indulge in the /brit/ general

any su25 man in

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eyyyy gabbagool, kapiche

i invented the turtle gimmick

No, I can easily ignore it.

yes he posts regularly under aus flag

Eat healthy and exercise or learn an instrument while starving myself?

Im here have been for years

supposing this is a sarky jab at my post inquiring as to whether the so-called “turtle” frequents this general
not pleased

na

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got the ol' tight frenulum, won't go any further than directly under the head
apparently during sex thats the bit that moves back and forth
good thing i'll never have sex ahaha

Me? I'm a Tucano man myself

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now post su633

the bab

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