Why do americans not celebrate easter?

Why do americans not celebrate easter?

Because theyre too fat to fit into a bunny costume!

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hans...

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.

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We do celebrate Easter, so that doesn't make much sense

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Then why dont you get a day off?
how can you celebrate it while wagecucking?

Businesses aren't required to, but they often freely do it unless you work in the service industry. I work in retail and we got Easter off, used it to go to Church, and eventually the Easter Dinner at my Grandparents house

Peak German humour. Pissed my pants from cringing too hard.

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knew this would be a german flag

I knew it's gonna be a german flag