1. your cunt

Holy fuck dude. Just have 3 grams or something next time.

Bologna, frens on the sofa home, I was finished with the high school already, even tho it was pretty common in my high school I just never did.
Nothing special, I felt it in my head after a while cause I can't smoke; they said it got me chill and nice even more than normal and so it does now

>put it in my mouth
>inhale
>cough
>never touched it again

first time i got stoned i was 10 yeas old. my older brother(14) was my homie. we smoked at our place, i was watching someone playing galaga and blanking out every 5 seconds and making a big deal out of it. i was also in non stop laughter. my dad woke up and shit got real, i litrally thought i would be killed if he knew i was stoned so i stared into my cereal bowl and didnt make a sound. very intense fear when you are 10 and stoned. i ate that bowl of cereal while my dad rummaged around in the itchen for what felt like 3 years. once he went back to bed, the laughing came back and i annoyed the older kids/mybrother im sure. i wa straight up laughing for minutes at a time. this was 1999

The first time I tried them I was younger and watched Louis C.K. standup. My shroomed mind thought it was the most hilarious thing ever.

I haven’t smoked or otherwise consumed weed in my life, even since it became legal in my state

>smoked
>felt nothing
>a month later
>smoke again
>nothing, a little dizzy like from a hookah
>try again after week
>nothing spectacular
>and again another week
>nothing spectacular
So uh... I tried it like 15 times already, each time it was a different strain. The “hard” ones were just hitting you in the head like alcohol, some lighter ones gave a more pleasant relaxation. But overall not really what I expected

it made me dizzy for like 3 hours and that was it

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>smoke weed
>get depressed
>get really anxious and anti-social
>get incredibly sleepy and have to flee to pass out
>feel like shit then next day
>friends smoke and they get incredibly cheerful and giggly
>this bullshit happens every single time
fuck my brain

Smoking weed is a social experience. It's just sad by yourself, hence why I haven't bothered in a year.