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2. How was your first weed experience?
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My back then gf gave me a weed cookie. I ate it at about 19:00, after 15 minutes I didn't expect any effect at all. Then it hit me two hours later, I had a horrible panic attack and asked everyone I could for help. I tried to sleep, when I could I had fever dreams. I woke up thinking I was normal again, but about an hour later I realized I was still high. I was down until 14:00.
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I smoked week at my friend Chris's house in middle school. We took a few hits then went up to his room. I said I didn't feel anything but ended up watching him play need for speed and eating cookies while laughing to myself. Was pretty based.
My first weed panic attack experience was at some halloween party that a friend invited me to. I hadn't spoken to him in years, and didnt know anybody else besides him. His crowd that he was with was a bunch of cringy arthoes and their boyfriends. We smoked a blunt in the car and I got increasingly paranoid. I tried to make small talk to alleviate my nervousness and asked one of the girls "So what are you supposed to be, like a fairy?". In hindsight I'm pretty sure I must have mumbled or stuttered and she didn't understand me but at the time I felt like she was extremely offended because she said "What did he ask me?!" in a cunty tone. I just stayed silent after that and then left the party early, the friend who invited me never messaged me back and i felt suicidal the next day. It probably would have been a good night if I wasn't hanging out with cunty 19 year old girls.
I remember like it was yesterday.
I took a fat smonk on a bong and didn't feel anything really. I was pretty disapointed. Then In the blink of an eye I was stading in the kitchen looking at the window. I turned around and asked my friends when did I get up to go to the kitchen. They told me I have been looking at the window for the past 20 minutes. That's when it really started kicking in. I was completely stoned in the couch for the entire night watching family guy with the bros.
Good times
>It probably would have been a good night if I wasn't hanging out with cunty 19 year old girls
You just described my entire highschool partying experience in one sentence
Lol mine was similar but I was with a friend of a friend and I was laughing about stupid shit and was kinda beIN annoying while they were being chill and the guy told my friend later he didn't want me over anymore. Then my friend and I drove to a bowling alley but he drove my car because I was stoned as hell.
it was fucked.
i posted about on /his/ a little bit ago
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yes yes here it is
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i havent gotten that high since, more recently on some weekends it's just been very light and casual feeling a bit giggly.
REALLY want to get back into that mental state by using proper psychs but i dont know where to start.
I got naked with a girl two years my senior in college and made my now 5 year old daughter (who I met for the first time last week after her mother contacted me on fedbook.)
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2. I was at my buddy's high school graduation party when one of the stoner kids offered me a hit off his joint. I took it but was so drunk I couldn't discern what effect it had on me. I tried it again at another grad party a week later where I wasn't really drunk and experienced it fully that time. It was pretty cool, I remembered how great Coke tasted when I was truly high for the first time.
My girlfriend gave me a joint when I was drunk and I don't remember much other than having sex for a long time then passing out.
How do you know that it's your kid?
First time was smoking in the street with a friend who had smoked for years, I didn't know what to expect as I'd never been high or drunk before. I started feeling a little funny very quickly and ended up getting the giggles, and then almost hysterically laughing for nearly an hour. Very enjoyable but I must have looked unhinged.
I was in a trip with some friends, we were only sixteen, some seventeen. I drank 4 cans of beer with my buddies and started to feel very drunk, then when some of them were eating breakfast in the hotel I knocked on the door of the stoner kids (they were in the trip with us too, an end of year school trip, but with no adults. It's a celebration of the end of high school).
After I smoke with them I went very high and didn't even know where was my bedroom, I ended up annoying my friends because I was the only guy tripping my balls of. (laughing, etc)
First weekend off in basic training. Smoked some weed with 5 recruits. Got hammered and smoked a cigar for the first time too.
>smoked really bad weed with friends
>didn't do shit because it was cheap and I didn't know how to smoke properly
>decade later weed is apparently rocket science tier and absolutely destroys me
>tried smoking it nearly every day for 8 months
>never really enjoyed it and quit about 7 years ago
thinking of getting into CBD to quit drinking though
Nunca la probé
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never smoked, never will. i don't need to addle my mind with substances for relief or recreation
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>tfw sobriety makes you want to kill yourself and you envy the straight edgers
Weed was alright but not what my friends were hyping it up to be. Shrooms on the other hand? Holy fuck bros, now THAT was an incredible experience.
>In hindsight I'm pretty sure I must have mumbled or stuttered and she didn't understand me but at the time I felt like she was extremely offended because she said "What did he ask me?!"
man, i ididnt go to school an lacked proper socialization for couple years, and a thing like this happened. and it's weird. im sometime glad my crazy as fuck crazy dad taught me things and how to deal with people, i couldnt let go me asking something to someone, and them turning to someone else and saying "what did that person say" like i dont exist. it isnt exactly a good thing and i understand that, but anyone who did that to me would regret treating me so low, i dont let anyone get away with disrespecting me. it is a fault of mine, they wouldbe looking ino my eyes the second they tried that.
you shoult stay silent on that my fren.
>grew some on desk
>kept eating them without keeping track of the amount
>memory and awareness begin to get fucked up
>experience ego death and think I'm a slug
>try eating the skin off my arm and repeatedly punch self in the face
>terrified of trying them ever again
Holy fuck dude. Just have 3 grams or something next time.
Bologna, frens on the sofa home, I was finished with the high school already, even tho it was pretty common in my high school I just never did.
Nothing special, I felt it in my head after a while cause I can't smoke; they said it got me chill and nice even more than normal and so it does now
>put it in my mouth
>inhale
>cough
>never touched it again
first time i got stoned i was 10 yeas old. my older brother(14) was my homie. we smoked at our place, i was watching someone playing galaga and blanking out every 5 seconds and making a big deal out of it. i was also in non stop laughter. my dad woke up and shit got real, i litrally thought i would be killed if he knew i was stoned so i stared into my cereal bowl and didnt make a sound. very intense fear when you are 10 and stoned. i ate that bowl of cereal while my dad rummaged around in the itchen for what felt like 3 years. once he went back to bed, the laughing came back and i annoyed the older kids/mybrother im sure. i wa straight up laughing for minutes at a time. this was 1999
The first time I tried them I was younger and watched Louis C.K. standup. My shroomed mind thought it was the most hilarious thing ever.
I haven’t smoked or otherwise consumed weed in my life, even since it became legal in my state
>smoked
>felt nothing
>a month later
>smoke again
>nothing, a little dizzy like from a hookah
>try again after week
>nothing spectacular
>and again another week
>nothing spectacular
So uh... I tried it like 15 times already, each time it was a different strain. The “hard” ones were just hitting you in the head like alcohol, some lighter ones gave a more pleasant relaxation. But overall not really what I expected
it made me dizzy for like 3 hours and that was it
>smoke weed
>get depressed
>get really anxious and anti-social
>get incredibly sleepy and have to flee to pass out
>feel like shit then next day
>friends smoke and they get incredibly cheerful and giggly
>this bullshit happens every single time
fuck my brain
Smoking weed is a social experience. It's just sad by yourself, hence why I haven't bothered in a year.
>1st weed experience
friend shared his spliff with me during our break
>felt weak, like all my arms were heavy and i couldn't lift 'em
>started feeling real good and headache went away
>started feeling hungry eventhough i had just ate before that, like my stomach opened up more room so i could eat more
about 15 minutes later I went to sleep, woke up an hour later and my body felt hot, and when i light up a cig I couldn't smoke, it felt hot and burned my throat
I drank like 2 litres of water in a 4 hour period afterwards, and the high finally went
10/10 would feel spaghetti arm again