>Oh you're from Norway why yes of course we have a table available, TABLE FOR TWO PLEASE!
>For the American couple sorry but they had a reservation
Oh you're from Norway why yes of course we have a table available, TABLE FOR TWO PLEASE!
Mason Bailey
Adam Russell
>Hey you can't just- Ah, I see, you are from Sweden. Apologies sir, I was too stupid to learn Swedish while in school, I truly am sorry sir. Yes, our finest table! And once again I am sorry about not being able to serve you in Swedish!
Luke Jones
I thought Swedes hated Norway
Like how Americans hate Canada
Evan Fisher
Based
Adam Martin
>For the American couple sorry but they had a reservation... but we'll let you know as soon as we get a table for four
Jeremiah Kelly
>swedish cuisine
so like rotten fish on a stick? I'mma head over to the doner.
Jacob Perez
Nah we just have Norway jokes and that's it
Ryan Ross
>Fuck off we don't serve wh*toids
Jason Price
based
Brayden Edwards
Then fuck off my ancestral continent.