>Oh you're from Norway why yes of course we have a table available, TABLE FOR TWO PLEASE!
>For the American couple sorry but they had a reservation
Oh you're from Norway why yes of course we have a table available, TABLE FOR TWO PLEASE!
Mason Bailey
Adam Russell
>Hey you can't just- Ah, I see, you are from Sweden. Apologies sir, I was too stupid to learn Swedish while in school, I truly am sorry sir. Yes, our finest table! And once again I am sorry about not being able to serve you in Swedish!
Luke Jones
I thought Swedes hated Norway
Like how Americans hate Canada
Evan Fisher
Based
Adam Martin
>For the American couple sorry but they had a reservation... but we'll let you know as soon as we get a table for four
Jeremiah Kelly
>swedish cuisine
so like rotten fish on a stick? I'mma head over to the doner.
Jacob Perez
Nah we just have Norway jokes and that's it
Ryan Ross
>Fuck off we don't serve wh*toids
Jason Price
based
Brayden Edwards
Then fuck off my ancestral continent.
Michael Bell
It's just bants, I go skiing in Norway every winter and they're always nice and cheerful
Juan Watson
>I'm sorry but this is Jämtland, we don't serve sw*Des here only Norwegians. we remember king Harald. Hyll Seier, icke hell seger ok?
Jayden Long
>sorry, we have an Islamic dress code in this restaurant so your spouse needs to wear one of our hijabs.
Evan Richardson
>Then fuck off my ancestral continent.
why do nordics larp as ancient Greek
Ian Sullivan
R O A C H E D
Robert Young
>sw*De?
>How dare you call me that, I'm GEATISH
>Now apologize
Benjamin Edwards
Basedo
Brandon Carter
>Yes sir, welcome, please have a seat over there
>...
>Ey Abi, charge these whitoid tourist at least 3x the price. They are absolute goofheads. And don't make their food to spicy.
Juan Diaz
Everyone loves Norway. Even the jokes about them are always in good spirit.
Anthony Bennett
holy based
Blake Foster
>Oh yes I speak English. You want a 24 hour tram card?
>That will be 1000 kronor please
>Wait what do you mean you don't have enough?
>SECURITY!
Jonathan Evans
>Szczntntbrbzzbewszdzsbdzdzdzebzeaąążzsśćśćśęrtrsklstszcsztykylkodjwokdjsdoksa.
Juan Brown
Fine, I will just go to the restaurant across the street.
Ryan Wood
Is the hatred for Americans really that bad up in Scandinavia?
I was thinking about planning a trip for an anniversary
Should I claim to be canadian?
Thomas Williams
We don't hate Canada. It's literally the other way around.
Gavin Gonzalez
No, it's mostly bants
Noah Ross
Americans don’t hate Canadians. We’re best friends.
Ethan Brooks
This, Canada is basically America lite why would we hate them
Brayden Collins
it's actually really cringe.
James Reyes
>This, Canada is basically America lite why would we hate them
>America lite
>Canada is literally majority francophone and have more similarities with Greece which is also francophone than murica
wew lad.
Carson Thomas
>Canada is literally majority francophone
>30% can understand French
>85% can understand English
Do you think before you post or
Samuel Bailey
>Scandinavia
Noah Williams
Hatinng is a low iq thing. They aren't like you
James Brown