Reasons why French is a superior language to German

Reasons why French is a superior language to German.
>easier syntax
>no counterintuitive grammar cases
>the gender of the nouns is not arbitrary but it is phonetic, you’ve seen 10 words of the specific group you know them all
>you can misgender the whole sentence and it will still make sense
>far more common words with English
>common legal expressions with other European languages too since it used to be ‘lingua franca’ for contracts for centuries
>easier on the throat and tongue
>the upcoming administrative language of the European Union after Brexit
>even an African can learn it

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Stop posting my wife

C'est un fil français, Pablo.

>easier syntax
C'est vrai?

aha

Oui. C’est SOV et rien d'autre.

>even an African can learn it
Stop being so condescending towards Africans. :(

But I came from Africa too.

>even an African can learn it
don't some Namibians speak German today?

also i already learned german (sort of), what do i do now

Vrai, Vrai, d'ailleurs je m'installe si ça ne derange pas.

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>simple = superior
It does well for africans and apes (french). French is gay while german automatically marks the subhumans because they are too stupid for it. A true subhuman will never be able to speak it properly, not even their children can.

Germanic languages are simple AND chaotic (english pronounciations, german articles etc).

kek you're the retard who said he's too dumb for German and will be switching to French, aren't you?

Reasons why Scots is a superior language

>monosyllabic
>spelling reflects way it is spoken
>great for poetry because it's monosyllabic
>easy for an english speaker to learn
>no bad grammar rules
>sounds nice

Is it even legal for you to call other nationalities subhuman?

Well try to get a job interview, see if the “sort of” cuts it.

Never knew this. Will check it out.

You don’t speak German either.

Please don't look at fake scots. Langfocus has a video on it but that is crap.

Okay, thanks.

Basé

Can you actually speak it?

He’s a German underage kid of mixed ethnic origin using a vpn having a mental breakdown like Merkel these days in public. That post was 100% reddit butthurt

I can.

I haven't tried learning it, but judging by the posts you've made you're just a coping brainlet.

Why don't you say that in scots?
Och aye kin

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Deci o limbă de care nici nu știi nimic, da’ de opinii ai. Oricum îi nostim, că un cetățean român să-mi posteze asemenea aiurisme când numai engleza și franceza se predau în școlile românești, oare ce plm-i francofonia, toți românii o știu. Aia-i o altă treabă că-n cele cu limba maternă maghiară se preferă engleza și germana. De erai din România știai și asta. Da’ nu ești coaie. Am B1 la germană problema-i că diploma-i plin de date personale așa că rămâi acolo la pizda mă-tii cu teatrul tău infantil pe proxi. Oricum Merkel s-a tremurat de parkinson a treia oară, așa că germanii nu mai au influență în Europa de loc, o să lingem toți cur la Macron și Rutte.