Whoa, an Jow Forums-related package just arrived in my mailbox
Shall we open it up?
Whoa, an Jow Forums-related package just arrived in my mailbox
Anthony Gutierrez
Jason Lee
it's poisonous gas, don't open
Parker Edwards
this better be a kinder egg or dragon dildo
I'm warning you!
Nathaniel Reyes
I wonder what kind of stuff Jow Forums anons would mail me if they knew my address. Probably dildos and loli doujins
Dylan Baker
Carson Sanders
open it up please
Nathaniel Young
Time to break out the trusty combat knife for this one
Adam Turner
Open it
Brayden King
monky figurine?
Isaiah Powell
it's a kinder egg
inb4 OP being SWATted
Chase Smith
>bg knife
Based
Those are great, though overpriced
Brandon Peterson
What is this? DOUBLE packaging? What’s up with that
Luis Torres
What's that white powder in the top corner?
Thomas Allen
belle dolphin bath water?
Luke Ward
Just gotta undo the yellow tape and pull back some of the packaging...
Nathan James
>kinder logo
Jaxson Gonzalez
lmfaooo this retard literally bought kinder eggs
Brayden Harris
Oh shit, what the fuck? This isn’t what I ordered!
Blake Morales
FBI OPEN UP
Carson Ramirez
>girls kinder
Lmao, fag
Noah Cook
OH FUCK OH FUCK
Thomas Moore
will OP be able to see the surprise inside before FBI pulls the plug on him?? let's wait and find out!
Elijah Flores
No one cares
Colton Mitchell
Wait, all memes aside, the package was sealed and unopened but when I opened it up the eggs looked like this
The box looked like it got decently beat up in shipping (a lot of the corners were crunched in etc) and I’m just wondering if this is how eggs normally look when the box gets damaged (with the foil peeling off etc) or if someone at the post office fucked with my package somehow
Jacob Long
Imagine making this much fuss about something that anyone can get at their corner store
Elijah Jones
omg, can you get a Beast figurine so you can cum on it?
Jeremiah Peterson
They're two chocolate halves fused together, so naturally they broke in half like that. This is the result of shipping.
Brayden Thompson
What a shit thread
I thought it might actually be something related to Jow Forums
Lucas White
newfag
Christopher Evans
hmmm...
Jose Martin
I well aware of the retarded memes related to kinder.
But this thread is fucking retarded. And anyone that doesn't see that is a fucking dumbass.
Mods should nuke this thread.
Daniel Watson
>I well aware of the retarded memes related to kinder.
But this thread is fucking retarded. And anyone that doesn't see that is a fucking dumbass.
Mods should nuke this thread.
Gavin Morales
Really thought it was going to be a dildo t. bh
Isaiah Richardson
well already made that guess
it had to be either
Liam Morgan
what's in the fucking egg?! Open up already
James Bennett
They should look like this.
Alexander Evans
OH fuck this is highly illegal stuff(in US), destroy it RIGHT NOW!
William Perry
Oh sorry germanbro
Here’s all 3
Jaxson Gray
And the insert
Gavin Ross
This thread is ok
Jason Carter
What are you waiting for? Download the app and scan that shit.
Brandon Miller
Dominic Stewart
Why dont americans celebrate easter?
John Howard
You shouldn't have bought the female version...still appreciate that you delivered
Jeremiah Jackson
please respond, i dont wanna die
Sebastian Diaz
I did . Seems they got damaged.
Xavier Walker
it looks like an inspection was made on the package, they could be looking if had drugs in it
pic not related
Kayden Young
cum on Beast
Jackson Richardson
Kinder eggs are expensive as fuck here. Barely any chocolate for more than the price of a bar of chocolate.
I can even find Milka bars, imported from the EU, for cheaper than kinder eggs.