User...Chad beat me again. Can I stay here until he's cooled down?

holy crap Jow Forums is so dark ;_;

Yes, Stacy, let me just quickly treat your wounds and after a couple hours you will be ready to go and suck his cock again!

Yeah...
I'm glad im on 4channel

>No!

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>let her in
>call chad
>he comes and beats her again

directed by roman polanski

Yeah let me treat your wounds
*takes the bottle of salt so I can put in her wounds and make her feel pain

s-s-s-sure hehehehe

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Yes, but first you must eat all the eggs.

>If i let her in shes going to give me sex!

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Ok but you gotta suck my peanus weenus :^)
haha my peepee :D
It's my peepee :D
Peanus :D

>yeah hello are you Chad? That whore of your gf is here
>beating her together? Great idea you're a bro, Chad

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awwww thanks!

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>no bitch and ima do worse THAS RITE

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*takes knife from the Kitchen
*just Seat on this chair, relax, have a drink
*takes rope from the closet
*thinks to myself: that should do
*takes net from the closest
*throws net at her
*she scream: SCREEEEEEEESS!!!
*ties her with the rope to the chair as Cast as possible
*shouts: hehehe Looks like I caught myself a big one this time wooooooo hoooooooo
*chops her hand with the big kichen knife
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*Me: Fuck well bitch I’ve forgotten how to treat this sort of wounds
*takes sulfuric acid
*she: omg omg please quick treat it’ it’s gonna get infected
*pours the acid in her severed arm
*SCREEEEEEEE

she’s 14 here
please stop lewding our lolis

Yes sweety, you can stay in my basement

shan't

Hey hey hey, bein' a hoe is not okay.

>no one gets my cinephile reference to rosemary's baby

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>Sorry lady, mama said I shouldn't talk to strangers. Bye bye lady.

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Sure, come on in.
>Ring Ring Ring
Hey yeah Chad?
Yeah the bitch is hiding here.
Hahaha, no problem any time.
>Click
>Buu Buu Buu

>iceland

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>holy crap Jow Forums is soo dark

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>(c)U(c)K
Yeah alright soy boy

>Hello brother, I was looking for a brown-haired, light-skinned girl.
I met her at the gym while I was working out with my friends when out of the blue, she confronted me and asked me to have sexual intercourse with her.
Disgusted by such a barbaric approach, I told her to go away and she started hitting me with her feeble force.
After repeatedly warning her about the consequences she would face if she kicked me. I pushed her away- She was asking for it.
She fell on the floor, and went away running, screaming and crying. Ha! What a joke.

So I was wondering where she could be right now. My initial assumption was that she would go seek refuge in another strong man's house. Is she in here? I'm going to teach her a lesson she won't forget.

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this is not tv and Polanski is pedo.

You really wrote all that shit for no reason.

Maybe

>sure thing bro, come in, she's in the other room

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fuck off that post was worth the laughs

who knew Uruguay was so good at chad posting

U
Ruguyay

Shit I wrote it wrong