Why is this board so obsessed with Finland? Are they the celebrities of this board?

Why is this board so obsessed with Finland? Are they the celebrities of this board?

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>Finland
Who?

They gave us Spurdo, Gondola and Apu, so we give them extra attention as a means of repaying them.

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They are an uncanny valley country. European, but asian/turkic. Eastern, but semi-scandinavian, Borders russia, but was never commie. Technically first world, but also sort of not.

You know, the not-Nordics?

Kinda like Baltics, but with more Khan?

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More like all Finns seem to spend their time in imageboards.

The Finns are a mysterious people. We have been their neighbours and even the same country for hundreds of but we do not yet fully understand them. Maybe we never will.

Because they're all autistic shut ins and their language looks ridiculous.

>Why is this board so obsessed with Finland?
Why not?

amazed there are no finns that have posted yet

We have the most posters per capita here. If we didn't have such a strong presence, no one would talk about us ever since Finland is quite irrelevant irl.

More interesting question is that why are there so many of us here.

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>not-Nordics
american education

It's all just memes. Nothing is real.

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Because you and your ugro Finn brothers are anti social and weird as fuck.

are there really that many balts? they're impossible to notice

I think it's because many posters here relate with us since everyone has the intuition that social anxiety is common in Finland. That combined with the huge amount of posters, some memes provided by us and the obscurity of our country, a lot of attention is being directed towards us as a result.

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It says per capita you goblino christ

There aren't nearly as many Hungarians or Estonians though

They mainly circlejerk in their general

they're central asian turks but live in europe and were enslaved by swedes. truly a mysterious and whimsical people.

Based

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>turkic
alri

and you're posting a lot, I don't see what's so hard to follow oh lifeless one

Big brother

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>Are they the celebrities of this board?
Ebin

And when 1 person makes 1 post from a cpuntry with 1 million people it will be higher than from one with 300 million. I dont even know why im trying to explain basic math to a mutt but hey maybe it might learn.

it's funny

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I understand that, the point is that you are posting a lot, and yet you have no noticeable exposure on this board

stop falling into your role as an antiamerican asshole for a change

ebin :-DD

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Because it isn't a lot. It literally says per capita. Read my posts again please.

Do you have any idea what's the population of Estonia?

~2 million if I recall

I don't think he even understand what "per capita" means.

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per capita is either per the number of posters from the country, posters of that posting demographic, or per members of that population total of the country

it really has to be defined

oh, an island slav is trying to cold stare me

gutted

I sometimes wish we had a respectable history so people wouldn't bash us so much

what can people bash you over? taking to the teaching of Sweden to advance quickly from neolithic to industrialized in less than a thousand years, and resisting the full might of the monolithic soviet machine is remarkable and worthy

Its only Russians that unironically dislike you. And even that is because you are living proof everything they touch turned to shit(being the only one not conquered)

shut up turk

WWII went pretty good by us (even though we lost the war but at least we're not post-soviets anno domini 2019) but there were never any Finnish empires or explorers and we're always been in the periphery of Europe

your country seems to have worked its way out of that, shame about latvia

Soviets industrialized us whereas Swedes just wanted tax money and slaves. Swedes did forcefully unite the Finnic tribes and established a governtment here, got to give them that.

what tribe are you from?

I don't care about being disliked. I rather have people hate me than disrespect me.

You may not know this, but the swedes dumped off a lot of Finns in the new world when their country tried to make its own colony along the banks of one of our major rivers. It amounted to little more than haphazardly placed cabins, which were conquered by the Dutch, who were promptly evicted by the English, but the Finns remained. In fact it was a lot of Finnish labor that first cleared land for the early settlements that came to form Philadelphia

Kinda sucks yes, but it's probably better to be high education and tech country that pretty much flys under the whole world's radar.

the word you want is flies

Interesting. I do know about this guy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Morton_(American_politician)

he lived in my county

Personally, I like the Finns a lot and think they good folks or at least the ones Jow Forums. Straight forward and funny.

I've never met contemporary Finns, only second and third generation descendants in Minnesota

I don't know, shit country.

What about Estonia? Swedes couldn't figure out how to unite Finns properly? They speak the same fucking language.

could have sworn estonians were dark elves

They're the Japs of Europe

Quality of life dropped drastically after Russia won the great northern war.

we have best PR because the thousands of unemployed and unemployable NEETs in this country praise Finland online for free

finland not like i cannot findland on a map

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Their imageboard English is uncanny, every bit as good as native speakers. It appears they have some knack for languages.

they don't have to speak it to communicate here

That's why I specified "imageboard". Lots of cunts are good, they are the best

This country sucks though
culture of cuck and appeasement

Your country sucks?? Where the fuck do you think Soy Boys came from?

Protip: wasn't Europe

I am depressed and suffer addiction.

Addicted to pills and/or booze?

Hell yeah

Finland helping you guys out or are indifferent?

perkele maybe you should make weird finnish folk metal to ease the pain