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scrolling back through the ol' chats lads

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Alright I'll have another go

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On this day in British History

>1576 – Martin Frobisher sights Greenland.
>1796 – The United States takes possession of Detroit from Great Britain under terms of the Jay Treaty.
>1848 – Waterloo railway station in London opens.
>1882 – The British Mediterranean Fleet begins the Bombardment of Alexandria in Egypt as part of the Anglo-Egyptian War.
>1915 - World War I: Battle of Rufiji Delta — German cruiser SMS Königsberg is scuttled in the Rufiji River, German East Africa following battle damage inflicted by Royal Navy ships HMS Mersey and HMS Severn. Thirty-three crew men are killed and another 45 are wounded, including Captain Max Looff.
>1917 - World War I: First Battle of Ramadi – A British column reaches Ramadi north of Baghdad to drive out the Ottoman force of 1,000 men, but are slowed by defensive fire, an early morning dust storm, and intense heat which caused armored vehicles and airplanes to break down
>1921 – A truce in the Irish War of Independence comes into effect.
>1943 – World War II: Allied invasion of Sicily: German and Italian troops launch a counter-attack on Allied forces in Sicily.

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smartness has nothing to do with autism though

respond on you americanised twat
dont you realise honest british blogposting is the only thing holding back the yank menace

evidence: this thread

thanks a lot.

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absolute state of this redditor cope

Fuck sake got a new volunteer to train later who’s “on the spectrum”, hope he isn’t a right weirdo

toiling on the morrow

Good morning, guys :)
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thinking about all the incels we've loved and lost

Out here in the slums of epsom

This. The gfs brother is autistic and he can hardly read or write despite being 11

fuck off homealone you spaz

intersectionality should include incels

more for me :p

virgin hands typed this post

at least he'll probably get some solid bennies when he's older yea?

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>Yanks

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Who actually lives in Birmingham? Everyone knows it’s a shithole and it’s not the centre of any particular kind of industry like London and Manchester.

used to "adopt" incels, befriend them by pretending to care about anime and videogames, take them to the gym with me, cook for them to help them unknowingly lose weight, take them to parties with me and generally slowly integrate them into normal life before disappearing into the shadows and moving on to the next poor soul in need of help

i would describe myself as a humanitarian

I tell people I’ve had something and lost something, had something and lost something. I don’t give a shit. You can’t kill me; I’m already dead. I’m a prehistoric cockroach! You might stomp on one of my legs but I will crawl under the shed, come out in a few days and bite your nuts. I’m the Madagascar cockroach, the hissing and pissing ones, the one that pukes and pisses out of its ass.

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a fuckton of brummie scum

bullies

Guys I didnt finish my sip yesterday night do you think it will still be ok now?

i.red
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woman calls for bagelcel to be neutered as if he's ever had sex lol

want to become a wandering nomad lads

met a few old folks who managed it with the help of their boomer pensions, dont know how ill manage it in the modern day though

The fucking comments make me want to go bulldoze something.

nice bogeyman

Kind of did this with my flatmate at uni, he was a complete d&d playing virgin who had never even touched alcohol when he moved in.
Just simply invited him out everytime I went, really came out of his shell by the end of uni. He was still a virgin though but I did help him get his first kiss with an asian girl at a party

>asian girl
lmao always

Mosh pits and bare chest
Stage diving sky diver
Spray the crowd with cold water
Now its mosh pits and wet tits
I think I need a cold shower

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Some asian girls are fit

shut the fuck up nigger

>tfw girl in a mans world

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I wish I was British so I could act as chauvinistically as possible and claim that colonialism was the greatest thing that ever happened to Africa.

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lol yes i'm sure this ugly virgin had his first make out with the 1 ni a 100 asians that are hot

Asian as in yellow asian or paki?

>tfw man in a girls world

Imagine being ugly, balding and on top of that 5'0, probably your whole life you were being bullied and humiliated, get to your 40s and still on dating apps and women are telling you to kill yourself because of your height. Then you see some retarded comment on twitter "i have a feeling the reason women don't like him isn't because of his height".

AAAHHHHHHH!!!

I'm Rap btw

for me it's subconscious paternalism towards the coloured peoples of the world

yank asian in this country means yellow. indian and so on get called indian or brown

American positivity bs goes too far
Sure you can make improvements but there are certain things you cant overcome and can only compensate for

comically untrue

do you make your quesadillas in the toaster oven or the miccrowave?

lol

Used to do this a lot but all my old chats are full of cringey talks with girls about feelings and stuff haha

Got a lil pump going rn, feel powerful

just bang em in raw
straight down the gullet

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There's no simple way of doing it, they've spent a lot of time making sure of that by the looks of things. I'll keep pissing about with it here and there and let you know if I can suss anything out as I like doing this sort of thing anyway. There's a way that'll eventually work because they've made a big fuck up but it'll take time.

not british culture.

whatever you say yank

nowt wrong with dnd
loads wrong with asian girls

you ruined him

cringe
have literally never talked to a woman about my feelings about anything ever

Seriously. This viral video is basically a live blackpill. 44k upvotes, front page for like 6 hours. Just dozens upon dozens of people shitting on short men, joking about how they are non-masculine, non-threatening, and unattractive creatures. Twitter, Youtube, Reddit, the whole world is not kust laughing at this guy, but by extension short men too. We're all one video away from being lamblasted for how much genetic failures we are. What a fucking joke, I didn't ask for this fucking child sized body. I will never be seen as a real man, no matter how accomplished in life or what great things I do. The reactions to the video only reinforce what a fucking joke I am

That's what happens when you're an incel I suppose haha

t. Sadiq Khan

Colonialism had its benefits

state of this cope

>women have no empathy and are inherently evil creatures
Wow! This is brand new information!

Have sex.

It was acting bro it's just a viral thing that comes around every now and again but this time weaponised to bully manlets as its been bubbling underneath the surface for a while

the video is basically women psychologically admitting they know its fucked up what they do, but they're going to deny it anyway and rationalise it until it makes sense and they can all see the upvote comment and go "wow yeah so i didnt do anything wrong and im a strong feminist not a hypocrite" etc

I feel alittle for manlets but oh well life isnt fair

state of this incel that hasn't had a gf

don't eat ethnic food
simples

me neither. only mexican

I just think it’s really great that we’re having this conversation

The quickest way to learn women are evil is to have sex with them. All top shaggers like myself consider women to be lower beings.

what video

Girls are nice and smell nice.

>manlets

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They smell nice but are bad people.

#GetWellSoonMina

this dont browse reddit normally

appreciate it a lot mate.

Free A$AP

How can they be bad if they smell nice?

spencer alarms are ringing

Oi, mate! do you 'ave a loicence for that brap?

My farts smell nice but they're still had for the environment

the funny is video because all of the comments on twitter reddit etc with the most upvotes or likes are all this feminism "hes a misyogynist maybe women can smell arseholes" lol as if women don't suck off "assholes" all day every day

The funniest comment I seen sums up modern women entirely.. it was a girl saying "i'm tired of feeling empathy for men who are violently misoygnistic toward women" and i'm here thinking woah isn't it the case that this midget just got floored on video for shouting and having a mental breakdown? Then the next tweet was another one with "yeah muh men who commit violent action like words" which really made me laugh

There is no use trying to make sense of women they're stupid as fuck and like the "redpill" freaks say they hamster wheel or w.e. to rationalise their own behaviour until it's basically nonsense abstraction, you just do what you have to do regardless

left the tv on and Homes Under the Hammer is playing

Seething

And im lvel 100 pua master you shoul dlisten to me i have the shaggers baton

>women are massive hypocrites
In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue

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