/brit/

pretty hard if you have no natural talent

howling

>no woman wants a towering lump
youtube.com/watch?v=ctv0rKlDdR0

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bullshit

i always thought i couldn't draw and then one day i got bored and actually took the time (about 5 hours) and the drawing wasn't that bad at all

wow she is big

twitter.com/ezralevant/status/1149268229048754177

absolute travesty lads

women are pretty vain creatures so they probably just ‘write him off’ to begin with due to his height but then after giving him a chance realize his personality makes up for it, either that or the guys just larping (v likely)

i'm going to try this drawabox thing today see if i'm any good drawabox.com/

Mummy

who is that semen demon

You're an idiot, babe
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe

slept the odd eleven hours instead of eight now the brain is broke and won’t stop coveting sleep haha

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i just focused on drawing the actual shapes of the face i was drawing like small individual parts of the wider drawing but in proportion and yeah i was surprised that it wasn't a stickman or cartoon looking

Tommy Robinson is neither 'far right' or an 'extremist'
He's just an unorthodox political activist that campaigns towards promoting awareness of the harsh realities of the influx of Islam in the west
What has he exactly done that can be called 'extremism'
Our media is full of such shit, we're a joke country

youtube.com/watch?v=HPOZvmRvnXg
actual choon tbf

Need a crap here

rorke shiteing himself

why is his passport under the name paul harris

get cancer and die

*pinches nose*
*nasally hebrew squeal*
you thought they were all a kidding you

oh my days

youtube.com/watch?v=mo4k3d7a-ZQ

oh my dayyssss looks like I missed out on a banger on /lig/ last night

prefer not to say (because idk)
some big titty real estate agent from NYC

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might be a brainlet post but why is tommy robinson getting sent to prison twice for the same crime? thought he already served time for the 'contempt of court' incident...

robert zimmerman should mail his nobel prize to the leader of isis if he's cool

top shagger here, will dispense shagging advice for the next 10-15 minutes or so if anyone wants it

i am being terrorised in my rented flat every day by vile thugs masquerading as construction workers

how to get cum out of a beard?

Best way to rim a man's arsehole?

how to maintain stamina effectively?

corrr fucking hell lad please tell me you have a fair amount of her

Finna bouta go get a cup of tea

>"Hey user, I'm about to start a load. Why don't you strip off and throw your clothes in as well? They could use a wash."

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Yeah was a good one mate but i'll see you in there tonight

do you rub her clit while shagging or is that pathetic

big fan of girl hands

I'm 6'0", can I still be a twink.

which hole in the fanny do I go in?

fan of big girl hands

Emily barry

alri jack

sup

Don’t, don’t you want me?
You know I can’t believe it when I hear that you won’t see me
Don’t, don’t you want me?
You know I don’t believe it when you say that you don’t need me

don't waste my time
reckon it can't be managed you're born with what you've got
yeah give it a waggle when there's a break in play

would put this rancid trollops head through the chine door

you are a god amongst men, a deity amongst mere mortals

What position is best for her?

here's her insta
instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/

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fuck off

toil lunch place was full of filthy yanks today
feel ill

>reckon it can't be managed you're born with what you've got

top shagger authenticity certification = DENIED. there will be no review

You've never shagged in your life.

police at the door

I assume you made a load of snooty comments to the waiters behind their back in French.

incel freaks left baffled when confronted with the reality of the situation

Drinking a Redbull
1/2

Just a reminder that the Brits and the French never took WW1 as seriously as g*rmans did. Had we taken it more seriously it would have been over quickly

coke in my foreskin

im not basing this on anyone I know just demonstrating that height is secondary to weight so to say he's 6ft and get's women even though he's fat misses the point that women would prefer someone who's tall and fat to short and fat.

Went to france and asked the waiter for egg and chips
Didnt want any of that fancy shite

We didn't need to cause we had eachothers backs :)

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alrigh
how many women have you fucked?

That's scientifically based

ww1 was alri but ww2 was bants, my fav part is when we formed the SAS and sent our most mental scottish soldier into a german barracks based in africa to saboutage their aircrafts and he took it on his self to to inside their barracks and slaughter everyone inside

SNAAAAKE EATERRRRR

why do they only eat one egg in France?
because one egg is un oeuf

well yeh obviously 2 negatives (short and fat) is worse than 1 negative 1 positive (tall and fat) however if you put a fit 5’5 in the equation and a fat 6ft guy the 5’5 would be more appealing to a lot of women

hmm i dunno depends how fat and how fit i guess. i think a slightly overweight 6ft is going to massively outperform an inshape 5'5

fellow shagger reporting in and available to give advice x

how do you stop your arse hurting

fuck off you cunt

friend of about 10 years broke off relations with our mates group due to our 'casual racism and misogyny'

love too take dating advice from an admitted child molester

Starting to relate to that example song kickstart after hearing it for years and disliking it

all about getting bored with his gf fighting over everything then the love being renewed

look into your eyes imagine life without ya... the love kickstarts again

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blogus onus

give me a quick rundown on 190 being a paedo

drugs

alri Silvio "Sixteen and under only" Berlusconi

Why does 190 still insist on calling himself a shagger when we know what he looks like?

190 comes into the love island threads and gets absolutely bullied and hate over there, then brags about hows he loved when its the exact opposite.

what a pathetic creature

im british you bell end

mama mia!

>the two autist anons who follow me to every thread just to send abuse are here

Give me old fancy English words to impress my English teacher with

antidisestablishmentarianism

Ever considered that you are just an awful poster and people hate you for that reason no matter the thread?
No none gives a shit about you enough to follow you into other threads you melt

omg its thunder and lighteninging :]

vai via cazzo

sister keeps trying to sneak up on me while I'm using the lappy lap in the lounge