billie eillish edish
/brit/
>large breasts
Too cumbersome to deal with
Hot
man arse is wrank
would you lads shag serena williams?
Good Lord. Why Iran?
arshe
I'd "billie" her "eilish", if you get what I mean
no I don't shag primates
>toe stomping Drake
Despicable behavior
we know lad
We know virge
remember one Bond film where they get a periscope into a secret meeting a Bond uses it to look up the secretaries skirts
>LARPing
whats your body count nigga?
im unironically double digits
when is not a LARP...6 million?
mental how quickly sara went to shit
That's a yikes
Everyone says so. And this is not true. I quietly envy.
I've killed people
Moonraker and Thunderball were the only two nonforgettable Bond films
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happens to a lot of uni students
shit diet + lack of parental control + drugs + alcohol, and for women they tend to be on the pill
Dolly had braces
she's not peng anymore?
No you haven’t
(and neither have I ofc this is stream of consciousness poetry)
what pill
hehehe
What is it like being Yank?
nah
bested rorke in hand-to-hand combat for the 14th time, he's no match for my guerilla training with the shining path insurgents in the forests of peru
Shame she didn't brace for impact
Was wondering where my mum is but I just see there is a large protest over Tommy Robinsons court sentence so she is probably there
What the fuck am I meant to do for dinner now
the (contraceptive) pill (for women)
by "threats" she couldn't possibly mean the islamic terrorists she shills for could she?
literally mid-30s woman tier, wtf went wrong
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M GONNA CUM IF SHE KEEP DOING THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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she sounds so insufferable
Odds I do the thing. Evens I do the other thing.
Lacklustre
>Here's to us
t. zoomer with ADHD
moonraker is widely considered dogshit
scottish women start going to shit after 18
thx russian fren
That girl is jank bruv
Lads turn on BBC News. It's about Nigwit.
its honestly absolutely mental that there are white people who live like this
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why are they ALWAYS unattractive?
the bbc just called nigwit fake news
a nigwit just flew over my house in cheadle
somebody send help
I'm extremely tired.
no it isn't
sloppy job leftypol
craving a bagel for some reason
maybe for an American it isn't since your country is already a shitlodge
Nigwit got Cheadle on lockdown
where's moni lads? she's so cute and based
basic physiognomy, incels, leftists, neonazis, libtards, they're all severely mentally ill and almost all of them are hideous
there's a supervolcano underneath cheadle and it's about to blow
At the Tommy Robinson (Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) protest.
slobby jop leftypol
detained at Cyprus airport going into Turkey
here he is
sexual connections between teenagers at an American high school
niggering about lads
God I wish a russian guy could make a Priscilla thread.
A american guy did a Priscilla thread for /cum/.
the chad y
the slag inverted y
sexual connections at rorke's flat
Me
massive choon
ah I see
God I'd love to go on her trip with her
I'm NOT her you idiot
Georgian isn't European though
Is Iran going to start WW3?
No.
Stop listening to NeoCon Warhawks.
Rorke won't like this one
needs more cheb on her
i like girls who look masculine but arent muscular
ones that look like feminine boys basically
not gay btw
willpower gave out
having a bagel
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aphex rap
got a poo lined up that's going to coat the bowl red by the end i just know it
pray to allah for me lads
Been meaning to do an edit of these so that it says 'No escape lane.' Will get around to it one of these days.
Kino and peng
when you've finished they'll have to rename it to smellbourne
bewildered at why muslims think they have a right to exist
NEED female toes in my mouth ASAP
painting the proverbial town red as we speak
the world's gone mad
she got a bunch of surgery and had a kid
the best on screen prozzies quit quick
(that said porn is highly degenerate, unhealthy for society and should honestly be b&)
no it hasn't
Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Watching: Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010)
you think you're clever, do you?
not really
Schizo you’re butchering the stream-of-consciousness narrative could you please leave it to Irishmen like Joyce thx
stalin was just a messy bitch who needed to cut some toxic people out of his life ok sksksksksk
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