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Order for Tommy at table 42. Sorry that's Stephen at table 24.

da jew

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cool it

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mines a pint

table 24

thanks squire

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you get it?

you mean pumpkin?

nice

no like the drink.

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refuse to believe anyone is weird enough in this thread to send a pint to this random guy

Did you get the pint or not you bender

Just called airport security about something suspicious at table 24

need a modern day set MMORPG where spoons is the local tavern

thanks for the tennents kind stranger!

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How's that weird? Weirdo

A flagon of ale is being sent your way M'lord!

cheers x

youtube.com/watch?v=a91oTyA0Oq8
never seen it but i'll keep an eye out

based. need to try this next time im in spoons.

Can someone check, is twitter down?

Based yank buying international rounds

sad cunt

you paying moeny to order a pint for some random tosser on the internet. tit.

surprised its not a thing in america.

diluting juice is one of those things like margarine and instant coffee that should have been left in the 70s or whatever frugal time it was invented.

there are better alternatives widely available now

Yes it is

twitters down again

Miserable sad cunts

Ahh man, i'd just gotten into an argument with a Corbynite.

If I bought you a cocktail mixer would you drink it all

where are my /lig/ lads at oi oi

go over to table 42 quick
already sent a carling there

Sorry. Next pumkin.

ordered one to 42

LOL

mum keeps buying grenadine squash
drives me insane, want to pour it down the drain to send a message but i keep my anger bottled up generally

Table 42 getting very merry at our expense

funny how it's like a school fire alarm when Jow Forums goes down. no one gives a fuck
but when twitter or facebook go down it's like a 2nd credit crunch

nearly 2020 and I'm still a loner virgin freak sat in my room playing minecraft

bet you donate to twitch streamers daily

I am unhattable

squash is fucking shit in europe. its literally syrup and well gross.

absolutely lad

already 1/3 through this tennents and my flight isn't for another 2 hours

Never so much as ever watched a Twitch streamer in my life you bent miserable prick

how am i gonna read the news now

lol thats actually really cute

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youtube.com/watch?v=TJS42sKrM8c

chewn

you're thinking of cordial

This is NOT a fucking "chewn" lmao

I agree, it's generally awful
There's a tropical one that's alright with carbonated water but other than that I'll avoid it

...no

I said I'd cover a shift tomorrow that I can no longer do because of a hospital appointment I forgot about. What on earth do I do? Just call in sick or arrive late or WHAT?

@christcucks don't at me

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could care less

took twitter down for good
thank me later

twitter is down

truuuuuuuu
youtube.com/watch?v=5BVZiHudeQE

they're not letting me order anything more lmao

are Tommy is back in jail lads
who will eradicate the Poleaboo menace now?

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Shut up pillock

Ehhhhh why not lmao

but you're even worse than them

billy no mates

whats the pub called

Mehhhhhhhhhh alright mate bet you've got loads with that miserable attitude aha

literally the best goal ever

youtube.com/watch?v=2nmtB7rBs3M

*le sigh* guess I should buy another pint lads

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Mad how if this was anytime before 1990 you could just pack up and move anywhere in the world and live comfortably without a degree. could work on a building site and live in LA

get an ale

They're literally not letting me buy you a drink on the app

why? you still have half

only a big black willy could ever satisfy that

>Cholula
gross

aye ive got plenty cheers

im not sure it's like they've cut it off because a bunch of us used it haha

*accesses the walter scott wetherspoons cctv and looks at the patron of table 24*

hahahaha

fuck off we're full

will oasis really stop advertising? don't understand how this can help them

for me its tabasco

Wish my room mates would get out the fucking kitchen, I'm starving and they've been there hours.

fuck off

now THAT'S a chewn

might have a drink tonight but then again might save myself for the 12th tomorrow

ah yes, the autismo that can't leave his room if his house mates are around

how ya been lad? still a nerd it looks like

>Alina Li quitting porn before doing an anal scene.

WHY FUCKING LIVE

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blog on redditard

they know you're there and it's sport to them

t. knower

love peng asian girls

Ice cubes and orange squash is ace m8

This confuses the American

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