How will Iran ever recover?

This reminds of the fact when that false flag Hawaii national alert happened about a nuclear missile, my fucking town in California decided to use its nuclear alarm sirens (mildly different than air raid) and the entire town flipped their collective shit. Didn’t help when I did some of the most retarded shit possible which I immediately regret doingv

>my fucking town in California decided to use its nuclear alarm sirens (mildly different than air raid) and the entire town flipped their collective shit.
Thats scary desu

Once again the BRIT BVLL trumps the *Ryan menace

I wonder how outclassed they actually were. Was there a royal navy ship shadowing this tanker?

Seriously, I did some stupid shit. Like, i don’t even want to discuss it but it is the most greentext shit imaginable. Which involved me losing my virginity, to my brother

What did all the Ryans do to you?

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>Which involved me losing my virginity, to my brother

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What did you do

How does the nuclear alarm differ from your average alarm sirens? Btw what did you do? You are anonymous here so you can tell us

>Which involved me losing my virginity, to my brother
HOT
post greentext

Are you gay, perhaps?

also were you top or bottom please respond

>Challenge Britain in a naval fight
Uh

Are navy is a fraction of what it was.

We have 2 pretty decent aircraft carriers but as a fleet we're small.

There are alarms for storms, like to get your car off street during snow storm. They have repeated pulses.

Then there are the nuclear sirens that are loooooooooong like in movies:
youtube.com/watch?v=glzfb9YBTY8

>be me
>be kissless turbo virgin level 26
>have a gay brother who is what gays call “a bottom”
>only I know that my brother is a fag
>nuclear sirens go off while brother is visiting me at parents house (I still live with my parents, I know, pathetic)
>parents aren’t home
>scream when the sirens go off:
>”I DONT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN”
>brother basically asks if I’m okay with doing gay shit
>I say alright since we’re going to die anyway
>he asks if I want to fuck him
>pure adrenaline is kicking in at this point from the fear of death and dying a Virgin so I say yes
>[skipping details because It’s boring, but it mostly involves us quickly undressing on the coach and fucking on parent’s bed]
>fuck my brother on parent’s bed
>brother’s ass + adrenaline make me have the world’s best cum
>total embarrassment when we both learn we aren’t going to die
>I have never told anyone since

>he doesn't know what a bottom is

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who here #backborris? lets stop this load of rubbish from happening again

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>Fox

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Please let this be real

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t; CNN

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>the only alternative to fox is cnn

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nice numbers

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Μαλάααααααkααααααα!!!!!

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PIRATAS

They seized a lone PT boat or some shit

G O D
S A V E
T H E
K I N G

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I'm not saying I agree, but I sort of understand. Ur still a fag though.

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top kek at those BASED digits haha praise kek lads

Odd question but does your name happen to be Chris?

haha yes absolutely

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look I've been stuck here reading this over and over again for the last ten to fifteen minutes and, well, I think you need to admit it
I think you kind of wanted to fuck your brother anyway

Must admit. I did pop an erection.

>anglos actually think this happened

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I saw someone reference this last week, i think he made the thread just to to post it again

>Fox
>reports say
Where have I heard this phrasing before.
youtube.com/watch?v=-NYXkM7460U

>yeah we were totally gonna btfo them but then i changed my mind... they are so lucky
why is trump so full of shit

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Based

atleast you're no longer a virgin. was his ass cute atleast?

sounds dumb enough to be real

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Can someone explain how the UK can get away with this shit? The USA is talking about using this so called attempted attack on a British oil tanker as an excuse to start raining down tanks but in reality even if Iran tried to seize a British oil tanker, they would only be returning the favour. This whole western global imperial propaganda network calling itself "news" is so fucked up. Could you imagine the response if Iran did the same and tried? It would result in the western world cheering on missile strikes against Iranian cities. It's all so fucking hypocritical.

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There's a reason for this. When 24 hour cable new got big, and 9/11 happened, the BREAKING NEWS ALERT would draw in more viewers. It still works.

They can get away with it because we back them up. You guys really need to realize that until the world stands up to us we will continue to dictate reality to you through our media and tech companies.

The USA and the UK really are cancerous growths upon the face of humanity.

Yeah, weird question to ask

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Traitor from an Anglo slave nation.

Reminder that the Anglo only seeks to destroy, it only seeks power and pleasure, hedonistic desires, degenerate results. The Anglo is the pest, the taint upon this world, and it manipulates its way into the top, those stronger than the Anglo have fallen to it, destroyed everything, the Anglo does not wish to construct, only to burn, only to pillage, only to plunder, only to rape. The Anglo's only desire is self fulfillment, and the only thing that keeps the Anglo going is the suffering of others. The Anglo will continue to torment you for pleasure, any sort of pleasure it can derive out of you, the Anglo does not care, except for itself. The Anglo only steals. The Anglo is a natural thief that destroys entire regions for hedonistic purposes. The Anglo does not stop, the Anglo's hunger only grows, the Anglo operates from the shadows, unknown to everyone. The Anglo is at the top of the pecking order, joyfully pecking at everyone else. The Anglo wants total eradication of all that is good, the Anglo is the harbinger of famine, of pestilince, of war, and of death. The Anglo would not hesitate to kill its entire family for one mere coin. Know that the Anglo is all these things, and many more, and should be avoided and not trusted at all costs. All Anglos are spawns of Satan, minions of the Dark Lord, sent from the deepest reaches of hell to this world to harvest it of all its resources, send them back home, and colonize it with their filthy hands. It is your duty as a fellow white man to kill any Anglo on sight.

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I am Australian and I care about Australia and Australian interests. The UK and the USA have betrayed us multiple times and if our government had any balls, we would kick the lot of you fuckers out. Your elites actively ruin our country and they deserve death.

Put me in the screencap

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You are so fucking gay and pathetic

youtube.com/watch?v=oN3vi1kNw1g
Why does the EU or the UK or the US get to dictate who provides vital oil to a country in West Asia? Military force? Doesn't that effectively make them terrorists?

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>Are 24 hour news networks 90% of the time in "Alert mode," or what?
FTFY
And yes, Trump is over half the news for the liberal networks and according to them he's mean and bringing about the trumpocalypse

Fuckin late to the party, someone post screencap plz

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>even if Iran tried to seize a British oil tanker, they would only be returning the favour.
They publicly said they were going to do it, why would you think they wouldn't try?

>Doesn't that effectively make them terrorists?
Goverments can't be terrorist.

Fuck you Janny, that was a based greentetx

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based

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>be kissless Turbovirgin level 26
He had 26 relationships which didn’t End in a single kiss? God he is a faggot

It means his age you newfag

Yeah, a type 23 frigate

YAG?

Faggot

we could dust off the tall ships to deal with the iranians