You wake up as a jap, what do you do?

I committ suicide immediately.
I don't want to look asian.
And live like an insect.

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WHAT?! I would kill to become ARUTAİ ASİAN MASTERRACE

Probably start farming sheep in Australia and testing sarin gas on them

I thought you left Shahar

watch anime without subtitles

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I am leaving tomorrow man.

procrastination is not healthy

Goodbye for all eternity

Why does Shahar hate Japanese?
Doesn't he know we are the lost tribe of Israel?

True. I too would rather look like an inbred turk than an asian

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I would get an Asian gf without feeling like a beta white male

Work a 16h shift, drink with my boss in karaoke, sleep on street and then commit karoshi

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go to the subway and grope some schoolgirls on my way to the 12 hour shift at Fujimori-Shigematsu Corp.

based and checked

Eat pork, mmm bacon...

>You wake up as a jap, what do you do?
Start morning exercises as usual.

Work at combini. Go home to tiny apartment. No future, no savings, no waifu. Commit Sudoku.

make mirrions of yen and buy aesthetic 80s anime laserdsics

I would like it
Because I could get an Asian gf much easier

I go to famimart and buy food

Kms so I can wake up as shahar instead.

would you rather be born as an insect or as rat

sleep on floor like dog

Roll again

I have never seen an Asian male with a gf.

Look for those panty selling machine.

A neet rat.

>j-japanese posters bully me!
>m-my feelings! I'm deeply offended!

Lol what a soi faggot

Thanks Shahar

i'd start crossdressing and sell feet pics

I become little Japanese girl, ready to give my love to best husbandu.

so shahar?

I become a ninja and silently cum on jap high school girls while crawling on ceilings

God no, a neet rat is way better than shahar.

jews really do fear the samurai

but jews and arabs are rats
and shahar is one of them

The sky is the fucking limit!
Get a job, buy a rwd car and go drifting on Japanese mountains.

Depends, am I Jomon, or Yaoi?

you will never know because it's meme

like, in Japan with citizenship and some fake history and Japanese magically implanted in me, or just physically?
if the former, I would try to start a family and have three kids.
The latter would suck though, it would mean losing everything I can't physically withdraw from an atm, no citizenship

>t. Townrapist

famiry marto

move to europe and drown in weeaboo pussy

Korean schizo is behind this jew flag.

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The jew fears the samurai

I would probably go live in the country side the rest of my life