/brit/ ENGLAND v NEW ZEALAND WORLD CUP FINAL LORDS aka "THE HOME OF CRICKET"

THE MYTHICAL TRINITY IS WITHIN ENGLAND's GRASP

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proper mental how pee comes from the balls

i care more about league of legends than boring to death cricket ball

what does loneliness have to do with confidence? being aware that you're ugly is not being unconfident it's being self aware. is my composure affected when someone makes a disparaging comment about my face or height, yes of course it is but it's happened many times and it's something I either call out or grin and bare. I'm not scared of interacting with people or approaching people or any of that nonsense.
Quite often to be honest even though I try to be ontop of everything. Would be rare a month goes by without some problem that I have to resolve somewhere. Obviously depends again on how many properties you have if you have hundreds I imagine you could easily have multiple probelms a week even if you put a lot of care in.
i don't support the virulence of his reaction but I emphasise and I think people who are simply making jokes about his height are part of why he is like this. I think it's a shame that most people can agree that being black in a white country can lead to you being treated diffferently but if you suggest being short leads to you being treated differently a lot of those same people think you're crazy.
absolute slaughter yesterday get fucked ozzies

father
i want to kill you

mother
i want to hjaisfov gnuoyewhogw rmnettuirfenvfsnkmb ty4qtgfbdh ewkytg

/c r i c/

Who you play mostly

Is this /ukg/?

but I empathise*

can only vent my frustration through poo posting, and I think I'm not the only one

Oh my days literally just logged on and spencer is already writing his massive cope blocks, fucking hell

whichever one you hate most

Anyone got the goalpill pasta?

NZ fucked India up
miss the Chup lads

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what happened to grime music? pretty sure it doesn’t exist anymore

it's ok bla
India really didn't deserve it for the way they played x

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one of these days toilberg
one of these days

choon, have you watched the rolling thunder revue on netflix?

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not yet have you?

got cleaned up by mr sheen

Al posting in the other thread lol

Take this Toilberg

Yeah, good watch, I assume it was just going to be concert film but it is more of documentary about the actual tour itself with songs between.

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Alan is a /fr/ native

sounds like the intro music for some 90s/early 2000s tv show

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Every one of my posts invoke a different one of my characters

Wasted some premium content on that cursed thread

You don’t log onto /brit/, chump

Hate Dylan but shan't lie, don't mind this choon

i wonder which one will be next

Do you love Algeria, lads?

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currently on my roid cycle lads, gonna get wham as fuck only downside is my test levels are through the roof n my mrs is pregnant and doesnt want sex more than once a day

What’s your cycle

how are you balancing?

Okay, /brit/, bear with me here. My GF and I recently started having sex. I'm not sure the best way to explain it, so I'm going to come right out and give examples of things she says during sex.

>You're doing great!
>Your technique and fundamentals are really good. (while going down on her)
>Yes! Keep going! You can do it!
>That's really good. You've reached your goal and I'm going to cum (This is an EXACT quote!)
>Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing!
>That’s IT! You’re doing beautifully
>You did that very well. I came really hard. I knew you could do it
>I’m very proud of you

Mind you, let me reiterate, these are things she is saying while we are having sex. Yes, while we are fucking, she keeps saying all these words of encouragement. What is she, my fucking coach? I',m so flabbergasted by this, I don't even know what to say to her. She doesn't even really talk dirty, she just will shout all these words of encouragement.

I really have to dig deep in my mind for really dirty thoughts to stay in the mood because to me it is so ridiculous that I just want to burst out laughing sometimes. What is this all about? I mean do you think maybe she is not comfortable with talking dirty and this is her way of dealing?

It's seriously fucking weird.

Dont care about ethnicity or race or gender so long as they poo they are alright by me.

listening to borgore lads

lolllll so true

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alri sybil
fucking hell i've been trying to restrain myself from blog ons but this qualifies:
blog the fuck on

is she autistic? lmaooo

>My GF and I recently started having sex.
????

Pooist

Sounds like she needs a methodical beatdown. She has zero respect for you.

Any Sarsaparilla man in

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Virgin freaks!

just got post mogged

alan was bullied out of /fr/ and took refuge in /brit/ where people grovel to namefags

Umm sweaty I outgrew /fr/ and needed a new challenge. Then you all followed me here.

could do a sars meself
love sarsaparilla me

Excellent vintage pasta

We live and let live you vile freak

You do not deserve such purity

what even goes on in /fr/? just a bunch of scornful laughing at english people?

Do you care about WHERE they poo tho?

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was here before you scrote scalp

>going on cycle while your gf is pregnant
grim little freak water boy

See how people are engaging with his 'blog'? It's an interesting/entertaining story, it invites responses.

read: fuck off you insufferable gimp

I know an Algerian lad here, enormous fellow, both fat and tall, go out for beers sometimes
No idea how he survives the humidity since he seems to be constantly melting

>what does loneliness have to do with confidence?
>Quite often to be honest even though I try to be ontop of everything.
>I'm not scared of interacting with people or approaching people or any of that nonsense.
>I think it's a shame that most people can agree that being black in a white country can lead to you being treated diffferently
>blog the fuck on

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loool oh my days did your mum pay her to be your gf instructor or something lol

idk how much you like her but if you are willing to risk the relationship I would say you should turn up drunk one day and just fuck her raw, like an animal with no fucks given about her. It will be so crazily hot (hopefully) that she wont even be able to get these comments out of her mouth

freedom of poo is the rights of all man so long as it does not infringe anybody elses right to poo freely

/fr/ is the épicentre of cultured discussion on this website i’ll have you know

almost everything is few word shitpost responses lad. also loved the way you redditspaced your post to highlight the shitness of your post.

is he a good lad though

>he's here
quivering with excitement

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When I go back to post in /fr/ every once in a while, I feel like Samuel Etoo going to visit his old village in the middle of the jungle. All the lads gather around me like puppies, asking for advice or to hear the latest gimmicks and stories from /brit/ and what not.

word has been spreading that you have considered retirin your gimmiqùe lad, could i have a statement regarding the situation?

Does anyone know where I can buy prescription drugs without prescription?

Yea, at least from the times Ive hung out with him. he's a french teacher in town

Call it a day mate

Alaín Le Dehouches, Les Man of Mysterié, Les Internationailé Playboy, is more welcome here than you

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its always the aussies that come out with the best posts, wtf are we all doing wrong this is meant to be /brit/?

tryna think of a dubstep song and cant remember it

shut up nazi

bet i could take any random post from /fr/, put it in google translate, and it would come out as something like "hon hon hon zese stupid english pigs 'ave no culture"

They absolutely do not

Aussie posting has been utterly abysmal recently with the likes of Melv and Lachlan

>I think it's a shame that most people can agree that being black in a white country can lead to you being treated diffferently
I didn't realise you were a race traitor diego. Fuck you

yeh said that many times but it seems, perhaps in my delusions, liked.
just replying to a you mate

we do feel like he's samuel etoo
we're all like "ew darkie, thought you were gone, go away" haha

aussie power rankings:
>melv
>turt
>tim
>lachie

surely a "race" traitor would say there is no difference between white and black? as they are considering white people and black people as the same in everyway.

aussie posters are absolutely atrocious since all the semi normal ones left a year ago

>teehee i write out worthless, asinine posts to a tedious length, aren't i so funny :v
melv has long needed to fuck off

don't reply to me again you monkey lover

>Farhad Salah has been found guilty at Sheffield Crown Court of preparing to commit acts of terrorism by plotting an attack using an explosive device in a remotely-controlled vehicle.
Bet he's a Stephen Yaxley-Lennon supporter with this level of extremism

Maisiebro was Straya

alri lads just made a thread if you could give it a bump i would appreciate it

we actually went through this a few thread ago earlier today I dont love humanity

unironically wish my mum could get a gf for me, like when i was 5 and she convinced some teenagers at the skate park to let me skate with them

miserable little worm

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>asinine
>tedious

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>Farhad Salah
Mohamed's brother? figures

i'm neither lachlan nor melvin and i'm tired of being mistaken for them, frankly i find it rather shallow and pedantic

>melv
Weird in the head and unfunny
>turt
lol
>tim
Literally no idea who this is
>lachie
Just a downer, dont get that guy.

Leftypol saying this is fine because he might've maimed a few gammons

wheres phimo

they still return every now and then