/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

lmao our boy brucie's movin up in the world

Applying for a few cheeky jobs before work

I seriously don't know why this is happening.

Need California and its "people" to be swallowed up by the earth.

Craving milk and cookies

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just be cautious, bud. if they ask to tie you up, it's a HARD no.

I'm friends with 2 legitimately autistic people and they're both democratic socialists, coincidence?

Going to check kitchen for cookies. If there aren't any, there'll be consequences.

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I think she's trying to take away my innocence lads.

waifu

>ywn get shot dead by an anime girl while burgling her house

Got 3 chocolate chip cookies and a jar of milk.

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She asked me if I ever had a gf. Haha, I said no, the other woman seemed surprised. Wtf isn't it obvious? Kek

Who hurt you?

i am proper high
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>Who hurt you?

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maybe you're more attractive than you think.

>Who hurt you?

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she is cute and very sexy stop bullying her

Just took a really good shit and I'm about to head to work.

B&R

I told her. I'm probably going to have to end up going to a brothel.

okay this one was epic

Northern California is pretty nice.

love seeing uppity bitches get put in their place

maybe not

what in the goddamned hell am i reading CBC lmfao
friendly reminder that women are faggots

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nbcrightnow.com/regional/breaking-news-earthquake-hits-near-everett/article_7ff9d988-5e33-511b-bec5-b95cb5b71fb1.html

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Wait a minute.......that's a fucking man crossdressing, not a whore.

Grim state of affairs this is

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My dad got paranoid earlier when he asked where I was that he moved over a whole lot of my bank account money in case someone mugged me while i was out.

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I'm not getting any vagina from either of these two women it seems clear to me.

STOP bullying Ale RIGHT NOW

jesus. mate, you need to get out of there, IMO.

>love seeing women get beaten because I have low self esteem and a fragile ego
fix'd

It's because I'm normally not out roaming the streets at night time.

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I guess if it was out of the ordinary.

Also my Dad has told me not to tell these woman how much money I have because they might try to take advantage of me and use the friendship just for the $$$.

Especially on a Friday night.

nigga u rich?

youtube.com/watch?v=fxHWtw_GZIk

always a smart move. a bih has no need to know how much dough you slingin

grow up lol

No, but I do have a bit saved from my autismbux. Because I don't drink booze, don't smoke, don't do drugs which is where most people's money on the pension goes to.

LOL

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not gonna wank today

based and chillpilled streetsweeper completely ignoring the situation. man knows how to mind his own business

>white boys punch out nigger
>BASED BLACK MAN holding camera tells them to run before the police show up
Warms my heart.

who the fuck believes in equality anymore lol

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delusional tumblrina trannies

mental how 70% of /cum/ are Jow Forumstards

source?

Didn't seem very humid out when I took the trash out.

Might go for a bike ride before sundown.

Morning niggers

another day, another dead n*gger.

it's probably much less desu
extremists tend to be the loudest about their beliefs

my anus hole

post it

Did you see a sign in the op that said dead nigger storage?

head hurts

>hot wings flavor
that's the bait, nigga. we finna trap some up in this bih.

Oh I get it.

Yo yo wassup niggas bling bling

GOOD MORNING /CUM/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats good about it?

my hearing feels a little distorted
youtube.com/watch?v=mrUoK_TvVa8

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it's a fresh start!

I'm gonna go poop and then see what it feels like outside in terms of humidity.

I'm on a schedule to cut back masturbating
last month i logged every time i came which was 9.5 per week
now last week was 9 times
this week will be 8 times
next week will be 7 times and so on

>that recent thread i made where a russian user and a french user discussed in-depth the philosophy and history of russia and france alone for the entire thread
that was an enlightening thread

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those kinds of threads are why I keep coming back

same
its all pointless otherwise

its a countdown to when youre cock will explode

youtu.be/EKYz2M6zoII

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yeah, pretty much. I like threads where people share pictures of their towns and food too.

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when you reach 0 are you going to stay that way permanently

good chippys

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decided to visit facebook, first thing I see is a post from my aunt about how the rainbow "isn't supposed to represent gays" and that it represents god's miracles or some shit
getting real sick of baby boomers desu

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jesus christ dude

remember these

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looks kind of gross

i jerk off two times a day, sometimes 3 or 4 depending on how im feeling

based & nutpilled

blogpost

i hope i'll find the time to visit my uncle and his family in new york in the near future, i love that cunt
shame that he lives in a terrible place like utica

Why do you replace the vitamins youre losing

Gays are miracles bc how do fags propagate their genes??? Checkmate.