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yeah mad that mate honestly i'm speechless
*walks off to talk to somebody else*

chewn
youtube.com/watch?v=EbQxxXebsMc

you arrive in Plymouth

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they just stole that from koreans

*grabs your shoulder*
that bird that ewan mcgregor was shagging though, she was a proper fittie though wasn't she, almost cried when she carked it

language is mental when you think about it

not a chewn

will be snorting 2 gram of cheapo cocaine tonight gonna wwank meself silly billy

based

got half a gram of flake for the evening

abyssal whip

get the feeling people don't like me at toil

and yess teehee I do do drugs ;)

vile

youtube.com/watch?v=2SbA7dQCH2c

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ey yo gib me dat crack

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get the feeling people don't like you here either

same here lads
already had a couple and going to the pub with the lads at 8

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Just realised my name is in the word aryan

coke is british culture

need a new job because literally nobody at my work talks to each other. there's a breakroom that the people in my department refuse to use because they don't want to mingle with the other department and then they sit on opposite sides of the room from each other in their own department eating their food in silence. it's fucking shite. i've taken to just sticking earphones in and listening to music 9 hours a day now.

Hell yea

Post best one hit wonders

youtu.be/YR5ApYxkU-U

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based

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alri 'ary

that sounds ideal for me instead of having to deal with small talk nonsense all day

just became a breatharian

refuse to believe that many people on /brit/ do coke

youtube.com/watch?v=IksRDCMYnn8

rakennustarvikkeet

Everyone vaguely normal in London does it desu

why are you in on a friday night lads?

bit of an extrovert, i am. really thrive off making people laugh. validates my existence i think.

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having a line when you're out doesn't mean I'm "doing coke"

Did coke about 4 times a decade ago

Utter waste of money

youtube.com/watch?v=MjkQbMdTs0Q

it's british culture mate
every pub toilet and smoking area up and down in the country is already filling up with lads sniffing a cheeky bit of chang
most young lads that go out are on it

Havin diet coke haha

What the heck?

more like diet cock lool

I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke

>nazi-bred
come the fuck on

bitcoin?
more like wank off in to a sockcoin

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What's wrong lad?

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have you never played the elder scrolls

what do you need help with

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now that I think of it, on my very first night out in London, a friend of a friend asked me if i wanted coke. declined politely and this guy snorted some at the pub, at the table where we were sitting lol.

>it's british culture mate

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help me lads

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>fizzy drink ever
grim

willy long like garden hose

>wanking in to a sock

Why is this a cultural meme? I know it was in American pie but I just can't see how it would be desirable or convenient..

sucking a golf ball

even the COWS are nazis

>You into linguistics love? I've been told I'm quite the cunning linguist myself

what's not convenient about it?

so your load doesn't splatter everywhere? this is obvious

quite literally the most plain and bland girl i've ever seen

looks like she's 13
if you message her you're a pseudo-nonce

Mental how at some point in time one of the many oxygen atoms you breathed in passed through Adolf Hitler

yeah at some pubs on a weekend, the bouncers are onit and regularly checking the toilets for people doing drugs

sometimes it's just easier to do a cheeky quick one at the table

very nice

Americans don't have a foreskin, remember. They can't wank properly. They lube their dingdongs and then wank into socks to avoid a mess. They're afraid of keeping tissues in their room in case their mums assume they're wanking. If they had foreskins, they'd just close over the foreskin while they spunked and then dump it down the bog.

i live in manny you mong and wogs rarely sniff gear, just sell it

Sneed's Feed and Seed

ah yes, british """""culture"""""

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>they'd just close over the foreskin while they spunked and then dump it down the bog.
You shouldn't be revealing the hidden arts so casually

>corr love a bit of Charlie X
>My favourite activity is getting nose-deep in Charlie

yeah he had this little thing that looked like a bullet full of coke with like 4 little holes on top of it. first time I saw that

hahahahaha what
do you spaff blanks or something? im uncut and it fucking goes everywhere, baffling post

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 29% (+3)
CON: 23% (-1)
BREX: 20% (-)
LDEM: 19% (-)
GRN: 3% (-2)

via @Survation, 10 - 11 Jul
Chgs. w/ 20 Jun

i have a foreskin because i'm greek orthodox. circumcision is declining in the us

based

Britian's rivers and drinking water is contaminated with coke

being deported lads

Zionists, capitalists and monarchists on pooicide watch

i did a bunch last night haha
overslept, woke up at 12:30 and missed toil haha

While convenient, if done improperly, it can lead to a short frenulum and phimosis.

>american trying to talk like a local lad but doesn't even know how to do it
baffling post indeed mate

Britain will never vote in a socialist again

based and pinkpilled

you're a fucking woman if your semen doesn't explode everywhere hahaha you genuine fucking spermlet faggot ass freak

This is only true when talking about crisps that aren't Tayto (which is the best crisp)

weed is infinitely better.

sort yourselves out

iniquitous hobgoblins

Brannigan's are best lad.

you literally wank into a sock mate lol

post british slags so i can cum hardy

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got a girl pregnant via precum

I mean for FUCKS SAKE

i don't get what you mean, how did he sniff it?