super cows edition
/brit/
Xavier Green
Christopher Hall
prawn cocktail>salt and vienegar>ready salted>cheese and onion
the alpha taste buds
Juan Carter
don't get why the nords are so uppity about talos tbf
Brody Allen
devon mentioned
Dylan Rodriguez
had to batter the heads of some prods today for trying to play prod music at the party. fucking hate prods.
Isaiah Moore
joss fong
Austin Gomez
mental how at the start of every season of fargo and the film you think that things can't possibly go that badly but by the end almost everyone is dead
Michael Ortiz
whats talos? In Finnish it means "houses or the houses"
Ethan Watson
ah yes new thread posted just before I do a post, lovely episode
Jordan Wright
kek. that is true
David Gray
yeah mad that mate honestly i'm speechless
*walks off to talk to somebody else*
Caleb Wood
Levi Lopez
you arrive in Plymouth
Nathan Richardson
they just stole that from koreans
Daniel Mitchell
*grabs your shoulder*
that bird that ewan mcgregor was shagging though, she was a proper fittie though wasn't she, almost cried when she carked it
Jacob Rodriguez
language is mental when you think about it
Lincoln Martin
not a chewn
Gavin Wright
will be snorting 2 gram of cheapo cocaine tonight gonna wwank meself silly billy
Jordan Ortiz
based
got half a gram of flake for the evening
Thomas Phillips
abyssal whip
Kayden Adams
get the feeling people don't like me at toil
Kevin Kelly
and yess teehee I do do drugs ;)
Lucas Perry
vile
Kayden Peterson
Jaxson Carter
ey yo gib me dat crack
Luke Foster
get the feeling people don't like you here either
James Adams
same here lads
already had a couple and going to the pub with the lads at 8
John Anderson
Just realised my name is in the word aryan
Oliver Morales
coke is british culture
Isaiah Mitchell
need a new job because literally nobody at my work talks to each other. there's a breakroom that the people in my department refuse to use because they don't want to mingle with the other department and then they sit on opposite sides of the room from each other in their own department eating their food in silence. it's fucking shite. i've taken to just sticking earphones in and listening to music 9 hours a day now.
Evan Phillips
Hell yea
Connor Moore
Post best one hit wonders
David King
based
Nolan Hughes
alri 'ary
Mason Reyes
that sounds ideal for me instead of having to deal with small talk nonsense all day
Jackson Martin
just became a breatharian
Jacob Reed
refuse to believe that many people on /brit/ do coke
Dylan Brooks
Lincoln Reyes
rakennustarvikkeet
Adrian Hall
Everyone vaguely normal in London does it desu
Lucas Baker
why are you in on a friday night lads?
Colton Thompson
bit of an extrovert, i am. really thrive off making people laugh. validates my existence i think.
Justin Butler
Leo Diaz
having a line when you're out doesn't mean I'm "doing coke"
James Martin
Did coke about 4 times a decade ago
Utter waste of money
Eli Fisher
Julian Gray
it's british culture mate
every pub toilet and smoking area up and down in the country is already filling up with lads sniffing a cheeky bit of chang
most young lads that go out are on it
David Price
Havin diet coke haha
Jose Green
What the heck?
Charles Ward
more like diet cock lool
Daniel Robinson
I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke
Mason Thomas
>nazi-bred
come the fuck on
Cooper Peterson
bitcoin?
more like wank off in to a sockcoin
Samuel Ramirez
Aiden Lee
What's wrong lad?
Austin Rivera
have you never played the elder scrolls
Brody Peterson
what do you need help with
Luke Mitchell
now that I think of it, on my very first night out in London, a friend of a friend asked me if i wanted coke. declined politely and this guy snorted some at the pub, at the table where we were sitting lol.
Samuel Johnson
>it's british culture mate
Chase Scott
help me lads
Hudson Campbell
>fizzy drink ever
grim
Christopher Reyes
willy long like garden hose
Colton Ward
>wanking in to a sock
Why is this a cultural meme? I know it was in American pie but I just can't see how it would be desirable or convenient..
Hunter Walker
sucking a golf ball
Elijah Parker
even the COWS are nazis
Parker Nelson
>You into linguistics love? I've been told I'm quite the cunning linguist myself
Julian Gray
what's not convenient about it?
Ian Scott
so your load doesn't splatter everywhere? this is obvious
Jack Brooks
quite literally the most plain and bland girl i've ever seen
Jackson White
looks like she's 13
if you message her you're a pseudo-nonce
Leo Wright
Mental how at some point in time one of the many oxygen atoms you breathed in passed through Adolf Hitler
William Myers
yeah at some pubs on a weekend, the bouncers are onit and regularly checking the toilets for people doing drugs
sometimes it's just easier to do a cheeky quick one at the table
Thomas Bell
very nice
David Anderson
Americans don't have a foreskin, remember. They can't wank properly. They lube their dingdongs and then wank into socks to avoid a mess. They're afraid of keeping tissues in their room in case their mums assume they're wanking. If they had foreskins, they'd just close over the foreskin while they spunked and then dump it down the bog.
Daniel Flores
i live in manny you mong and wogs rarely sniff gear, just sell it
Jacob Ross
Sneed's Feed and Seed
Parker Mitchell
ah yes, british """""culture"""""
Easton Anderson
>they'd just close over the foreskin while they spunked and then dump it down the bog.
You shouldn't be revealing the hidden arts so casually
Anthony Bailey
>corr love a bit of Charlie X
>My favourite activity is getting nose-deep in Charlie
Adam Jackson
yeah he had this little thing that looked like a bullet full of coke with like 4 little holes on top of it. first time I saw that
David Jones
hahahahaha what
do you spaff blanks or something? im uncut and it fucking goes everywhere, baffling post
Caleb Gonzalez
Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 29% (+3)
CON: 23% (-1)
BREX: 20% (-)
LDEM: 19% (-)
GRN: 3% (-2)
via @Survation, 10 - 11 Jul
Chgs. w/ 20 Jun
Matthew Myers
i have a foreskin because i'm greek orthodox. circumcision is declining in the us
Jaxson Martinez
based
Robert Lee
Britian's rivers and drinking water is contaminated with coke
Blake Thomas
being deported lads
Christopher Jenkins
Zionists, capitalists and monarchists on pooicide watch
Benjamin Sanchez
i did a bunch last night haha
overslept, woke up at 12:30 and missed toil haha
Ian Young
While convenient, if done improperly, it can lead to a short frenulum and phimosis.
>american trying to talk like a local lad but doesn't even know how to do it
baffling post indeed mate
Jack Gutierrez
Britain will never vote in a socialist again
Owen Bell
based and pinkpilled
Owen Stewart
you're a fucking woman if your semen doesn't explode everywhere hahaha you genuine fucking spermlet faggot ass freak
Ian Anderson
This is only true when talking about crisps that aren't Tayto (which is the best crisp)
Jonathan Martinez
weed is infinitely better.
sort yourselves out
iniquitous hobgoblins
Jacob Wood
Brannigan's are best lad.
Asher Lee
you literally wank into a sock mate lol
Austin Thompson
post british slags so i can cum hardy
Samuel Ward
Joshua Jenkins
got a girl pregnant via precum
I mean for FUCKS SAKE
Jeremiah King
i don't get what you mean, how did he sniff it?