/brit/

*flexes my 40cm bicep while i give you a little wink*
you know what they say about strong posts lad

Used to wear an eye patch in like reception and year 1

mainly cringe

love the actual cup noodles, the noodle density makes others look like scams.
I throw a quick right hook

we hear it all the times in american films but still sounds weird irl

strong posts make strong families :)
*births another one of your offspring*

double jab with the left and a big overhand right if that doesnt connect then i steam in with a big anglo headbutt

Was an Uber one, quite sick desu

smash them over the head with whichever object I am holding at the time

birthings little ones is hard yakka but its all in a days work. clock off at 5 and be home in bed at 7pm for dinner.