Why do american men dress like this?

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

why do american men dress like this?

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Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

Are they going to the gym?

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

"""""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""

Lucas Parker
Lucas Parker

At least America has men. Europe has nothung but faggot twinks. All the real men moved to America or were killed.

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

what the fuck is wrong with people who wear shorts in public?

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

jesus wtf is wrong with YOU? It's averaging 32°C here in the US where I am right now, can't imagine going out in anything but shorts. Torturing yourself just to look "presentable" is retarded, comfort comes first always

Owen Price
Owen Price

You know there's good shorts, then there's American shorts

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Jordan Fisher
Jordan Fisher

ahahahahahaha

basketball shorts are ugly, but you might as well wear them because all shorts suck. show bitches your bulge and feel comfy

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

shit like this is comfier than those frat boy shorts though. If you aren't going out in pic related with flip flops you're giving too many fucks

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Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

That's what ADHD kids wear to PE class.
Life is quite different here

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

Only an absolutely fuckwit would wear shorts like that.

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

What's wrong?

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Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

I hope you aren't implying that those are good shorts. Those are literally what homo's wear.

Noah King
Noah King

Textbook reply

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

Just wear pants you massive faggots.
b-but muh heat!!
As if letting the sun hit your legs directly is any better.

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

this, checked.

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

Life is quite different here
Well yeah, you live in a frozen, autistic, cultureless shithole.

They're stubbies, removed of any comfort value.
You Europeans are fucking insects.

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

but it is better, better than seating to death

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

sweating*

Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

Good shorts

Horrible shorts

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

maybe it's a textbook reply because it's true

Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

oh my lord it has leg tattoos and everything

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

Cultureless
Read up on what culture is before making a fool of yourself
Removed of any comfort value
If anything, they're more comfortable than anything else posted.

Camden Powell
Camden Powell

High humidity plus fabric against the skin equals excess sweat and overhearing. What makes sense in warm to hot low humid environments doesn't work in warm to hot mid to high humid environments.

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

Because everything you dont wear is gay, right?

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

basically yeah

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

Closet homo

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

closet homo

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Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

Yanks dress like children because it reflects their mental age

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

you'd get bullied for wearing that dumb shit here. everyone would think you're either a homosexual or a spoiled rich white kid

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

Juvenile culture

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

"American" shorts are my PJs

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

it's alright sven. at least you'll pull all the chicks creaming for nordic dick underneath those short shorts. lanky scandinavians are probably the only ones who can really pull off that look anyway

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

Superficial, just like your continent.

Tyler Peterson
Tyler Peterson

I don't give a fuck.

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Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

Nobody gives a fuck what you think, Noseberg.

Mason Lee
Mason Lee

Wearing shorts
Ever
Grow up or stop being British you effeminate faggots.

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

The absolute state of Europeans.

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

antingen trollar du eller så är du megabög

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

Apparently you do if you brothered to reply :^)

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

all these new world copelords
I know you people. Pro-tip: nobody notices how cool and carefree you try so hard to be, you just blend into the crowd. You aren’t attractive enough to pull it off.

I get compliments every time I wear a new outfit and you wouldn’t be able to pick me out of a Uniqlo catalogue. That’s how low you’ve set the bar.

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

walks around with a sweaty ballsack all day
no wonder yuropoors dont have kids

Daniel Gomez
Daniel Gomez

Non Americans, post fits.

Seriously. What do you dress like.

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

only 6'5 lanklets with 0 thigh mass can pull off wearing shorts. Otherwise, wear pants and cuff your ankles up for breathability. Your ankles are as important as your ears and back of your neck for keeping cool.

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Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

he doesn't dress like this during muggy summer
Non-coastal folks should be exterminated like the vermin they are
t. South Carolinian visiting California

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Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

exposing your leg as a male unless the situation calls for it e.g. swimming, is, in my opinion, a bad look for men. You look like infantile if you show up in shorts to most things

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