Why do american men dress like this?

why do american men dress like this?

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Are they going to the gym?

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At least America has men. Europe has nothung but faggot twinks. All the real men moved to America or were killed.

what the fuck is wrong with people who wear shorts in public?

jesus wtf is wrong with YOU? It's averaging 32°C here in the US where I am right now, can't imagine going out in anything but shorts. Torturing yourself just to look "presentable" is retarded, comfort comes first always

You know there's good shorts, then there's American shorts

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ahahahahahaha

basketball shorts are ugly, but you might as well wear them because all shorts suck. show bitches your bulge and feel comfy

shit like this is comfier than those frat boy shorts though. If you aren't going out in pic related with flip flops you're giving too many fucks

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That's what ADHD kids wear to PE class.
Life is quite different here

maybe it's a textbook reply because it's true

oh my lord it has leg tattoos and everything

>Cultureless
Read up on what culture is before making a fool of yourself
>Removed of any comfort value
If anything, they're more comfortable than anything else posted.

High humidity plus fabric against the skin equals excess sweat and overhearing. What makes sense in warm to hot low humid environments doesn't work in warm to hot mid to high humid environments.

Because everything you dont wear is gay, right?

basically yeah

Closet homo

>closet homo

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Yanks dress like children because it reflects their mental age

you'd get bullied for wearing that dumb shit here. everyone would think you're either a homosexual or a spoiled rich white kid

Juvenile culture

"American" shorts are my PJs

it's alright sven. at least you'll pull all the chicks creaming for nordic dick underneath those short shorts. lanky scandinavians are probably the only ones who can really pull off that look anyway

Superficial, just like your continent.

I don't give a fuck.

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Nobody gives a fuck what you think, Noseberg.

>Wearing shorts
>Ever
Grow up or stop being British you effeminate faggots.

The absolute state of Europeans.

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Apparently you do if you brothered to reply :^)

>all these new world copelords
I know you people. Pro-tip: nobody notices how cool and carefree you try so hard to be, you just blend into the crowd. You aren’t attractive enough to pull it off.

I get compliments every time I wear a new outfit and you wouldn’t be able to pick me out of a Uniqlo catalogue. That’s how low you’ve set the bar.

>walks around with a sweaty ballsack all day
no wonder yuropoors dont have kids

Non Americans, post fits.

Seriously. What do you dress like.

only 6'5 lanklets with 0 thigh mass can pull off wearing shorts. Otherwise, wear pants and cuff your ankles up for breathability. Your ankles are as important as your ears and back of your neck for keeping cool.

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>he doesn't dress like this during muggy summer
Non-coastal folks should be exterminated like the vermin they are
t. South Carolinian visiting California

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exposing your leg as a male unless the situation calls for it e.g. swimming, is, in my opinion, a bad look for men. You look like infantile if you show up in shorts to most things