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Do you like my songs?
middle has that 1000 cock flouride SSRI progesterone stare
I like big willies and smelly poos (my own)
is that alexa cheung?
Liberte, Fraternite, Sodome
willer is in need of a good hard tug lads
literally no one:
/brit/: doing a poo
"This is a Bond for the modern era who will appeal to a younger generation while sticking true to what we all expect in a Bond film,' the source added. 'There are spectacular chase sequences and fights, and Bond is still Bond but he's having to learn to deal with the world of #MeToo."
I can't fucking believe it
Been tugging the willer to brown girls as of late lads
And the Argus is practiced compassion
With an eye on you as one is on me
I can't fucking believe it
then dont it literally wont happen
if 007 isnt talking in a british accent, sipping martinis and shagging foreign birds then thats not really 007 is it, its just some shitty spy film which there are a million of
bet it will
thoughts on slaggy bartenders lads?
tinker tailor soldier nigger
i mean imagine having to wear that for an 8 hour shift
any fellow British BVLLS in?
Genuinely hope the Labour party crumble
Which one is the best
will be playing some sim city 4
nice to look at but ultimately pointless to engage in meaningful conversation with, as all roastoids are.
hummina hummina hummina hummina hummina
*pats sweaty forehead with napkin*
I'll have a pint of yer farts thanks lass
Is Birmingham a nice city to visit?
its riddled with pakis
oh my sweet summer child
sister went to uni
you could have at least supplied him with a characteristic which is unique to birmingham and not every british city
no surprises there
(you) economy in ruins
have to resort to sourcing from overseas
looks like a tranny on the left, somehow uni has made her look more female
Love these types of images. There was a whole thread once
imagine being that much of an impressionable freak
My new computer only takes 7 seconds to boot up
fs dad is forcing me to go round to his partners house later for a bbq
Organic is best but that's because the buildings were built before cars
only people who say partner are women or gays
am waiting on parts for my new one
nah got contacts mate
Ey yo hol up watchu be saying is...
But those cities followed grids that became distorted over time now didn't they
only because they didn't have an autistic overlord
about to leave for toilberg's dungeons
ah yes American urban planning
Fucking hell lads this poo is relentless, it just won't stop seeping out my arse. It's hot lads it really fucking hurts
this bogs gonna be the death of me
watching our guy steve review a british ration
Oh yeah, I'm thinking this is based
can you build paris?
I don't get it
great because I almost never pull in clubs so I can just wank to that the day after
Supporting the Australian music business
threw up at this post
you knew what I was asking spacko
haven't tugged the willer this morning so it's slightly hard
can i give it a cheeky suck?
this webm gives me the creeps
as long as you are cute
i have literally downloaded every single French/Parisian Housmann etc BAT in Sim city 4, it was a lot of work
It would be fun but I've never been to paris and I have no idea what thing is where . I know that the chant elisee is the main road thingy and that there are islands. There's also chetau which is house in French btw
When I smoked weed I used to get really horny at work all the time got hard boners and shit it sucked
More like Funlad
lots of closeted paki lads on grindr lads
Bit of a boring one ey Olivia
sort of looks french doesn't it
can't you work this out from pictures/plans you can get on internet? I mean im not sure that going there will really help you build it
looks like she has ass implants
I want my country back
Well I've been to Berlin two times now and I could build it from the top of my head. When you get to navigate through the city you gain a basic understanding of the city layout and the proportions which you can't get just by looking at maps. It is possible though but it wouldn't be realistic the way I would want it to be
i want my country black
aha do you have snapchat
Into the trash
i said ya buy one ya get one free YA BUY ONE YA GET ONE FREE
Only flown over Paris for a transfer in CDG but it does look Parisian
business idea: start marketing glasgow as the bizarro krakow, and krakow as the bizarro glasgow
Still torn over if I would buy windows from him
have never understood why people on here like american football so much, its so moody and boring, much prefer saves the day for that late 90s sound
Being on /brit/ I've heard some terrible business ideas but this is by FAR the worst
so moody and boring
half of Jow Forums
don't get moody bands, every time I hear one I'm just like lol cheer up m8
emotionally stunted runt
Is there any statistic of genes exchange in a wartime?
Radial grid branching into suburban outskirts
Really hate people who try to live bohemian lifestyles
Really hate people who want to be "THAT troubled artist"
Feel empty inside, poo really done a number on me
Give us oasis back
theres a girl i’ve been mates with since we were like 15, we’ve had a kiss but never anything more and every weekend shes coming back from some random lads house.. i act like it doesnt bother me but i die a bit inside knowing everyone can have a go but i cant
How do I get a Lily Mo Sheen gf
corr bet thats lovely, spoons?
those snags look scrumptious
would you like some FOOD with your grease?
sort yourself out, this is genuinely depressing to read. Have you even tried to shag here?
left and right look like that bitch from anglophenia and collegehumor
this bitch looks like she's from the 70s
nah i'm at home. borrowed the reserved sign from a pub.
ah very nice lad so long as you return it I wont tell the janny
alri lads. my cat is gonna be put to sleep this afternoon and i havent felt this shit in a long time
Get a kitten lad
Rorke has aged 50 years with the realisation that James Bond is going to be a black woman
mmmmm bussy :9
I didn't know Paul Rudd used to be a girl
borrowed the reserved sign
it's just a cat. what are you 12
nah not really its abit of a weird dynamic we have cos we are genuinely good mates we spend a lot of time together n do a lot of things together, shes even introduced me to girls she knows which i’ve been through but id much prefer having a go on her
when we kissed she said she didnt want it to go further cos it could ruin our friendship, dont understand it really
getting enraged by a video game as it dawns on me that I've spent yet another weekend improving only in the virtual world where i am still utterly outclassed by better players, so it was all for nothing
Rourke caught talking to a 15 year old decoy
Play zed retard
unironically get fucked
very comfy lad, makes me want to get my life sorted
my gallery folder was at around 3000 images and I deleted it down to around 750
only kept the most aesthetic and visually pleasing images
done with league, that game is pure shit for my mental health
got webbed toes
I'm back after hanging out in bed for 10 hours
that is quite the story lad
this is me except irl
go to the gym
utterly mogged by people in there
go get a haircut
realize how much better looking everyone else is than me
feel like the odd one out
watching everyone else pull with ease while i drink my self numb
brother has his gf round and they’re playfighting on the sofa
would rather be outclassed and left behind in the virtual world if im being honest
well there you go then, she has obviously thought about shagging you and maybe even wants to but values your friendship too much. I mean whats good in one night of sex if it ruins a years long friendship.
stop thinking with your knob
you live with your parents?
shut up gimp mong everyone here is post mogging you so stop that too
cos it could ruin our friendship
mate that's a polite way of saying that the feeling ain't mutual :/
i agree i probably am thinking with my knob but im a reasonable bloke, i can gladly shag her and carry on our friendship like nothing happened so i dont know why she thinks it would be a problem or damaging to our friendship
nah i'm just in my 30s and have an alright job
Are you a virgin
You think like you can, but you’d fall in love the moment she touched your peepee
You’re halfway there already
Me? Dont ever worry about getting post mogged, just feel sorry for all the poor sods I mog. Must be hard living in my shadow.
no m8 am a shagger
Been thinking for all this time that I want to move abroad but really I just want to move to scotland
Its Junji Ito
I am a shagger
Really want another cat
Take off ya makeup sloot i wan ta see ya face
there's nothing impressive about shagging, think before you give the roastie what she wants
Eating a cornetto
I am skeleton jelly
Reckon I’m just gonna eat a shit ton of daim bars for lunch
People who get the same animal again after their pet dies are psychopaths
wonder if i should let my friend know he's getting a bald spot
feel like he should know but the revelation might crush him
sorry to hear user i had my cat put down last year cus she was dying and we had her for 19 years but in the end all you can reflect on is how you gave them a perfect life
Me but Maryland cookie chunkies (milk and dark chocolate)
3rd point on my licence taking a poo at 50 mph in a 30 zone ffs
Why does he need to know? Don’t point it out you’ll just knock his self confidence
Shite m8 you are
Remoaners are enemy combatants.
fucking big lump
3rd poo of the day
Getting very tired of seeing political propaganda on the internet everywhere lads
mad how much beer they drink namibia
most road accidents in the world as well
deleted my instagram and regret it ffs
Death to traitors, Freedom for Britain
Thats less than a beer a day tho
poor lad. mine got a tumour in his jaw and had to be put down. was a very sad last few weeks of his life, i fed him all his favourite stuff and got the vet to do a home visit to do the job so he didn't have to spend his last hours in a cage and a vet's surgery. cried my eyes out, then dug a grave for him at my mum's house and planted a tree there. really miss him, was a top cat.
I'm a girl btw
'tis an awesome thing to see!
Please get a trip so we can know which posts are yours
tits or gtfo
but in the end all you can reflect on is how you gave them a perfect life
unless they were an indoor cat
hello I'm a girl btw
will you be my gf?
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
Lads, there talking about what to do & what not to do when you first visit a Brothel on the radio. Going to have a listen.
she loved being outdoors, came inside for warmth and food but otherwise she used to decimate the local wildlife
we have another one who is a lap cat and he is 21 now but he is even happier than her I think
Sister has a cat that was exclusively indoors for the first few years of it's life. It's a neurotic, spoiled little shit. Most unendearing cat I've ever met.
finlad why do your cities look all new and gridlike like some eastern european blend of yank cities rather than looking like copenhagen or stockholm?
Do a cheeky listen lads.
nah more of a hamish and andy podcast man myself
Got the shits but the local pharmacy's closed
ive got a willy
which ones do you mean?
Just ensure you're well hydrated lad. I used to get them when I first started traveling. Now I have a stomach of steel.
Laying on my bedroom floor with my laptop & a blanket on lads. It's 7°C outside right now. We going down to 1°C tonight.
you are a pussy (coward)
you have a pussy (cat)
and you have a pussy (fanny)
not even cold
*be's warmed by central heating*
just put the heating on you poof
CAN YOU SHUT UP WITH THIS FUCKING RACKET IM TRYING TO WATCH THE X FILES
I would rather like to be warmed by a cute girl cuddling me in bed 2bh.
Alri lad. *starts banging pots & pans around*
there's something not quite right about kissing complete strangers when it could result in a lifelong illness that has been demonstrated to increase your risk of dementia and other diseases of cognitive decline.
dont know, I am not really in the know of finnish cities I am just referring to images I have seen, i dont see any traditional finnish aesthetic
refuse to believe aus gets that cold.
Sunday night with my friends on /brit/
need to get out of this godforsaken country
it's because sim city 4 doesn't have those a lot of traditonal Finnish wooden houses
Like there are some buildings from Helsinki but they look you know more European than anything
This gives me goosebumps everytime.
Was the x files popular over there?
traditional finnish aesthetic
could you post a pic of what you think best captures finlands aesthetic pls
Lads, should I go to some BDSM fetish event with two women?
Ahh yes, the peak of Sunday night pre-toil meltdown
the comedown is pretty harsh once you stop wigging out as you realise that this is for the rest of your life
Create /brit/ characters
Nah, you wouldnt have fun mate it'd probably be boring.
I'll do you a favor and go with hem for you what are mates for aye
fuck off is that the real full version
BDSM isn't a fetish it's a lifestyle
I can't read that japanese shit
anyone watching cricket? mad how people watch this regularly, rate boring init lol
you mean twink creator right?
got a stream la?
he's talking about this
just got it on channel 4 mate i reckon if you go to the channel4 website its streamed live there
is it peng?
this is the finnish aesthetic
the fuq? finland uses german style infrastructure instead of scandinavian?
i just woke up and i see this fuck me
got liftmogged in the gym, come on here for some relief and get postmogged
Fifth poo of the day
My chrome doesn't work. Wut do.
thank you lad, looks very comfy
Fuck up cunt
bad post. cricket is comfy and has the best banter
It's on C4 mate
stable or canary
you live in a hotel?
i have a small penis so atleast you mog me in that regard
Hope you're not getting too comfortable today with toil just around the corner
smoll dick losers must become exterminated
we wuz kangz
why does the beeb push these shit "sports"
wish i was american. bball, hockey, gridiron all look more interesting
how was finland able to defend itself from russia?
Anyone remember the first /pol/ purge?
what have you done with your jar bros?
feel like being ugly should be classed as an official disability
I deserve those parking spaces near the tesco entrance as much as anybody else
what? im newfag
cricket and rugby are based you poof
got aids from them
we were unfed as a country thanks to lex kallio and etc everybody had something to fight for
dont need 2. just have 1 heading
Poured it on my body five days ago, still unwashed
reckon i was alan rickman in a past life even though he died after i was born
thinking of buying these
The plural form of
referendum is referenda
cactus is cacti
moose is meese
What's it mean if I have bloody diarrhoea lads???
get a pair of air force ones instead
why are his balls under his throat?
I haven't bought tennis in a very long time tbf I really need a new pair. also considering buying those all black doc martens shoes
based mrs lee maeks the best cheese cakes
hes cosplaying as peter griffin
best be a girl
don't like air force one much. makes you look like a drug dealer or a zoomer or both
How much are they?
what time is large pricks today
im not a girl
my mind is controlled by corporate interests
you'd know what it's like to have balls under your throat
There are classified ads built into Bloomberg terminal
X - it's nothing, just bowel artefacts
Y - it's really concerning and you should tak to your physician
anyone who would get interviewed for something like this is not an incel
rectal bleeding get that dragon dildo out of your bum!
I am a virgin whose never had sex
Think it might have something to do with me drinking something really acidic early this morning. Poo's not bloody but me arsehole's in tatters haha.
80euros on the Reebok webstore. what do you think?
why would they have a canadian youtube meme on a british politics show?
97 911 turbo
haha virgin loser!
on t' toilet righnae
Far too fucking expensive for some shitty white trainers m8
For me, personally, it's a 76 930
did you know that Irish people are the only non swarthy Catholics in the world
Hate is everything you think it is
no because that's not true
well i haven't bought trainers in like 5 years so I can afford to pay some extra quid even if theyre not worth it. I just don't want to spend time looking for cheap trainers