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alri

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fortnite

Do you like my songs?

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middle has that 1000 cock flouride SSRI progesterone stare

I like big willies and smelly poos (my own)

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BRUH

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is that alexa cheung?

Liberte, Fraternite, Sodome

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willer is in need of a good hard tug lads

no one:
literally no one:
/brit/: doing a poo

>"This is a Bond for the modern era who will appeal to a younger generation while sticking true to what we all expect in a Bond film,' the source added. 'There are spectacular chase sequences and fights, and Bond is still Bond but he's having to learn to deal with the world of #MeToo."
I can't fucking believe it

Been tugging the willer to brown girls as of late lads

Alri

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And the Argus is practiced compassion
With an eye on you as one is on me

>I can't fucking believe it

then dont it literally wont happen

if 007 isnt talking in a british accent, sipping martinis and shagging foreign birds then thats not really 007 is it, its just some shitty spy film which there are a million of

bet it will

thoughts on slaggy bartenders lads?

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tinker tailor soldier nigger

i mean imagine having to wear that for an 8 hour shift

any fellow British BVLLS in?

Genuinely hope the Labour party crumble

Which one is the best
will be playing some sim city 4

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nice to look at but ultimately pointless to engage in meaningful conversation with, as all roastoids are.

baggy slartenders

Basically this

hummina hummina hummina hummina hummina
*pats sweaty forehead with napkin*

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organic

I'll have a pint of yer farts thanks lass

Is Birmingham a nice city to visit?

its riddled with pakis

oh my sweet summer child
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sister went to uni

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you could have at least supplied him with a characteristic which is unique to birmingham and not every british city

no surprises there

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(you) economy in ruins
have to resort to sourcing from overseas

looks like a tranny on the left, somehow uni has made her look more female

Love these types of images. There was a whole thread once

imagine being that much of an impressionable freak

My new computer only takes 7 seconds to boot up

fs dad is forcing me to go round to his partners house later for a bbq

Organic is best but that's because the buildings were built before cars

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Madlad

only people who say partner are women or gays

specs?
am waiting on parts for my new one

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nah got contacts mate

Ey yo hol up watchu be saying is...
But those cities followed grids that became distorted over time now didn't they

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broken britain

>contacts
hat

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only because they didn't have an autistic overlord

about to leave for toilberg's dungeons

ah yes American urban planning

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Fucking hell lads this poo is relentless, it just won't stop seeping out my arse. It's hot lads it really fucking hurts


this bogs gonna be the death of me

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>>contacts
>hat

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watching our guy steve review a british ration

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Oh yeah, I'm thinking this is based

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can you build paris?

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fuck sake

good lad

I don't get it

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great because I almost never pull in clubs so I can just wank to that the day after

Supporting the Australian music business

nice

threw up at this post

you knew what I was asking spacko

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haven't tugged the willer this morning so it's slightly hard

Y

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can i give it a cheeky suck?

this webm gives me the creeps

as long as you are cute

i have literally downloaded every single French/Parisian Housmann etc BAT in Sim city 4, it was a lot of work
It would be fun but I've never been to paris and I have no idea what thing is where . I know that the chant elisee is the main road thingy and that there are islands. There's also chetau which is house in French btw

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When I smoked weed I used to get really horny at work all the time got hard boners and shit it sucked

Finnlad?
More like Funlad

lots of closeted paki lads on grindr lads

Bit of a boring one ey Olivia

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sort of looks french doesn't it

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can't you work this out from pictures/plans you can get on internet? I mean im not sure that going there will really help you build it

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looks like she has ass implants

it does

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I want my country back

Well I've been to Berlin two times now and I could build it from the top of my head. When you get to navigate through the city you gain a basic understanding of the city layout and the proportions which you can't get just by looking at maps. It is possible though but it wouldn't be realistic the way I would want it to be

i want my country black

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im white

>aha do you have snapchat

Into the trash

i said ya buy one ya get one free YA BUY ONE YA GET ONE FREE

Only flown over Paris for a transfer in CDG but it does look Parisian

business idea: start marketing glasgow as the bizarro krakow, and krakow as the bizarro glasgow

Still torn over if I would buy windows from him

have never understood why people on here like american football so much, its so moody and boring, much prefer saves the day for that late 90s sound

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Being on /brit/ I've heard some terrible business ideas but this is by FAR the worst