FUCKING GOOGLE IS THE CANCER OF THIS EARTH

all your life savings and didnt even take a second to take a picture of your private key on your phone or write it down oh lmao

MIGHT AS WELL FUCKING FUCKING OFF MYSELF
IS THERE A FUCKING TEMP FOLDER SOMEWHERE WHERE THERES A TINY CHANCE THAT THERES A CRASHED VERSION OR PREVIOUS CLONE OF MY BROWSER IN IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NEVER USING GOOGLE AGAIN

>the future of money

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Gooogle dev here - Singapore office.
Post an audio clip of you asking me how to reset the sync on your local device - but do it like a lady in a ladies voice - and post it here.

Then I'll tell you how to revert the synced cache to a previous state snapshot tied to your account.

You have 20mins.

No.

Git gud.

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I DIDNT USE FUCKING GOOGLE SYNC BEFORE, I WAS NOT EVEN SIGNED IN
IT WAS A LOCAL BROWSER ONLY

FUCKING SHIT GOOGLE WHY DO I EVEN NEED TO FUCKING SYNC MY BROWSER IN ORDER TO USE CHROME REMOTE

WHAT A FUCKING SHIT JEW DATA STEALER

there might be a way, first try and find the google folder in app data and copy everything from there on a flash drive / avoid writing on the disk for now

then try and get scanner for deleted files

FYI you will never get over the money you lost, it happened to me too

ive had to a recover my metamask a fair few times with my seed already. its important to keep those seeds safe you silly boy!

Assuming you've had that instance of the browser open for >6 hours, it will have a cached state on your HDD, it's a stability issue to remove data from the RAM into a ROM storage when it's not been used in a while.

Hi "Shift+Esc" see all that shit running in RAM.

Exactly.

15mins, I'm leaving the office at 19:10.

Don't despair, if you start from scratch you can still make it. You may have to wage cuck tho.

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it was not open for 6 hours. more like 20minutes

ITT: being your own bank

i didnt save private keys or seed.

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This, you need to contact bitcoin support.
They will give you coupons to buy fresh new bitcoins at a smaller price.

I understand you're mad right now but this is your own fault

trying hetman partition recovery
will report back

If you had your funds in ETH, then you just gotta call Vitalik and he'll hardfork it for you.

Hurry up user. Your only other option is to contact Bitcoin support.

kek.

I got one better, mine is on a stainless plate!

OP Get a fuckin Hardware wallet if you care about your financial future. Oh & Ha Ha Ha

>15mins, I'm leaving the office at 19:10.

stop larping

you actually deserve to loose it. LOOOOL

Oh my oh my. If i ever saw a sign the golden bull run is about to begin. OP we salute you for your sacrifice. "Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant"

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partition recovery tool shows this rescuable tmp file, my chances are slim, im not giving up

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rekt n kek'd

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The money is gone bro

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this market will moon solely on the back of retards like OP. By 2020 the circulating supply of most coins will be 30% less than what CMC shows.
Thanks for pumping my bags by 0.00000000000001%, OP.

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chrome://flags
>Out of process heap profiling start mode. (disabled means it runs by default, you don't manually start it)
>Emit small allocations in memlog heap dumps.

That's what you're looking for.
Pull the state strings out from there and migrate into a new browser as a restore.

I'd tell you how to do it but you failed your side of the deal, and now I'm leaving.

Bye.

this, your sacrifice will be remembered OP.

Noice

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Should have had his hard drives FDIC-insured.

OP you had help and you ignored it
>loser

When BTC is at $50k EOY and this is worth $150k, you gonna feel real dumb, OP.

You should have the files on your main pc.

install this extension op
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/storage-area-explorer/ocfjjjjhkpapocigimmppepjgfdecjkb?hl=en
and look for keys with metamask in them

i have no idea how to do that and maybe he is trolling me to lose my data for good? AND HE SAID I NEEDED TO HAVE BROWSER OPEN FOR >6H, I HAD IT FOR 20min
HOW TO TRUST U?
THERE ARE IS SOME DATA LEFT
seeDoes it make a difference if I have an NVMe SSD? I have one.

You think you are smart enough to get away for using multiple accounts, faget?

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>chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/storage-area-explorer/ocfjjjjhkpapocigimmppepjgfdecjkb?hl=en
THANKS
Im speeding home now and will make an instant copy of the current state of the PC onto an external SSD and make 10 backups of that copy just in case
then i can start explorin'
I swear if I get access to my funds ill never use google again.

The keys are gone, they are not in there

not googles fault, should of saved your seed. sucked in

I THINK I MIGHT BE GOOD
WILL SEE WHEN I GET HOME, DONT WANT TO FUCK AROUND TOO MUCH BECAUSE ITS REMOTE
will report back

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you literally deserve it good job

Wish you good luck OP ;)
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good luck OP. If you find your keys I hope you will see me ;D

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>1970+48
>still not having multiply redundant backups of all important data
You deserve this.

also found this tool
github.com/MetaMask/vault-decryptor
hope it works

>putting your life savings into a browser extension

I think you should lose your fundu.
I lose sleep just because I'm 24/7 paranoid that my Trezor might get hacked or I lose my seed or some shit, while having 9K$ woth of crypto on it, while you have 15K$ and sleep peacefully with your funds on fucking metamask kek, without even a backup of the seed.

Surprised none of the Facebook basedboys exported this in their soon to be dust pages

everything is in the recycle bin in google drive dude, they probably didnt delete it yet

So now the word S O Y gets changed to based. This board has truly become the new meme frontier

drive.google.com/drive/trash

I hope you were holding LINK. Your hands will stay iron forever now whether you like it or not fellow marine!

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WE shall remember him as GOLDENHANDS

All thanks to linkies, even if by some miracle link doesn't reach the stars, all anons should give us some of their gains because we made their daily shitposting a fun and enjoyable experience.

>i didnt save private keys or seed
Hmmm I wonder who's to blame for your misfortune

You absolute retard. Metamask is just there to easily access dapps, of course you still need your private keys stored safely. Don't worry, I mined Btc back in the day, lost a few hundred on an old hard drive I threw out. Lots of brainlets do this shit, it's part of the learning curve.

nope its not there because i was not even signed in before, it was a local copy.
but im digging in it with vault decryptor, thanks for the help.

Ffs people, use brainwallets. Memorise your mnemonic phrase already, repeat it like a mantra each morning. Sleep easier since you could be transported naked to the other side of the planet and access your Linkies.

I'm only content when the wallet is on a Linux machine and there is at least one backup of it in some remote place, like VPS.

You are now a nocoiner just as the golden bull market begins bwhahah

happened to me, had so many bookmarks, saved and neatly organised for years. Then I accidentally log into my Google account and EVERYTHING is gone. No way to get all that shit back. As for Metamask, yeah its gone too....You should have put the seed onto a phone wallet like Enjin or Jaxx as second backup next to writing your seed on paper. RIP.

And this is 1 reason why supply decreases.textbook example brought to you by: OP

ill get it back

>i didnt save private keys or seed

Can this be a meme now?

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anyone know where "KeyringController":{"vault":"{\"data\"
is located on disk?

You are retarded. Just back up your keys faggot. If not, oh well. More locked up crypto forever.

this is why I keep my thousands and thousands of dollars on the exchange.

I feel like a fuck up on my computer is more likely than them doing an exit scam.

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just guess the keys man

Godo e Nutto

> trusting google

lul

>GOOGLE IS THE CANCER OF THIS EARTH
>i didnt save private keys or seed
interestig

just never press sync on any google product, it will fuck everything up for good.

how stupid are you?

be che dire

that's what he's doing now you worthless faggot, dont comment here ever again

This will totally work

Where only people ingelligent enough to shoulder such responsibility will be a part of it, the rest of you button pushers and ditch diggers will have universal basic income.

Benvenutti a Godopoli

Wait... you kept your crypto in a browser extension?
Dude, seriously?
And no sort of failsafe or backup?

>not having everything you need to restore your wallets printed and stored in a safe

user I...

It's definitely easy recover it. Lol so fucking brainlet that you can't recover extension data by yourself. If you send 1ETH here I can do it for you
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>he put all his life savings into crypto

you deserve this OP

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Hi user, I am David Wilkermann from the Seattle office right here at Google.

I would be happy to assist you, but for identity verification purposes, I need you to record yourself reading the following paragraph in a woman's voice and upload a working Vocaroo link:

There are so many ways to humiliate a man, to manipulate him, to neuter him so to speak. For some men it takes only an instruction from his wife to make him cower, to have him on his knees grovelling to lick the sweat from between her toes. These are the men who are well broken, trained to obey, crowing to fulfill his Lady Fairs needs, wants and whims. These are the pathetic & weak who were born spineless and usually dickless. Then there are those whom you must expose. These are the men who pass themselves off as heroes, sportsmen and captains of industry. These are the movers and shakers, little do their daytime colleagues know that by night you are a panty prancing sissy boy gazing at yourself in the mirror wearing pink panties and a push-up bra.

Google uses advanced voice recognition software that will enable me to make sure that you are the rightful owner of your Google account. As soon as I am able to verify your identity, I will be happy to restore your MetaMask access.

Talk soon,
David

Omg this is so sad, Alexa play OOga BOoga II

Livestream, faggot

It's your fault faggot. Say goodbye to all your coins right at the start of our next huge rally. Cya

I'd rather us crash to 3k then for this to work for you. Faggot.

wtf user you don't have the seed keys in a zipped encrypted folder and backed up in an additional 2 places?