We need a guide to achieving 30yo boomer status in the sticky.
Jow Forums, how can I become a 30 yo boomer?
Aiden Robinson
Jeremiah Clark
Reach the age of 30. That's all there is to it
Jayden Murphy
Nah, you have to at least be financially stable otherwise you're a 30yo zoomer aka the worst timeline
Andrew Watson
>pay your debts
>save your money
>invest
>change your own oil
>cut your own hair
>bed time is 10pm
>happy wife, happy life
>shoot the shit
>gotta be in it to win it
it is what it is
Tyler Fisher
stop garbage posting
30yo boomer status requires owning a house in a white neighborhood, a nice lawn, wife and having/planning on kids
Jack Parker
also a case of sips in the mini-fridge
Michael Cox
Mfw I have all of 4 years to achieve this and only started a crypto portfolio this year.
Wyatt Hill
>wife and having/planning on kids
how about divorced with kids that'll graduate high school in his late 30's. aka: that 30 year old boomer that probably spends his holiday in sea
Jeremiah Long
Thats not what zoomer means faggot!
Justin Rivera
What if you aren't white but you have all these?
>Arthur Hayes status
Kayden Jackson
>started a crypto portfolio this year.
reverse progress, mongo
Leo Baker
it's not about your race, it's about the quality of your neighborhood. living in the hood or the barrio isnt 30yo boomerr status
Jackson Jackson
what if you're white and live around middle class black people that hate niggers
Jonathan Barnes
Here’s a guide:
1. Go to college and get an employable degree (STEM or Econ, basically). For bonus tendies, go to Law or Medical school.
2. It’s very important that you get a good GPA and that you do at least one paid internship (preferably somewhere that people have heard of) during your summers. Also go to a resume workshop and do practice interviews at your university career center before you start applying to jobs. Start applying for jobs immediately in your senior year — the best jobs get taken first.
3. Get a good entry-level job. If it pays less than $60k per year, it’s not a good job.
4. Live with roommates in your early and mid 20s to save money. Look for other opportunities to save money. Open a Roth IRA with Vanguard and put $5,500 into it every year. Invest wisely. Don’t gamble all of your money on crypto.
5. After two years start looking for other jobs that will pay you more for the skills you’ve developed. Switch jobs every few years to increase income.
6. Get married and buy a house before you turn 30.
7. Congrats, when you turn 30 you will officially be a 30-year-old boomer.
Hudson Cruz
t. Zoomer
Ryder Nguyen
>just turned 31, no debt, good job
>no wife
>over the roth IRA income limit so I have to use a normal IRA
Kayden Campbell
when their nephew comes over he will scope out your property
Chase Peterson
This sounds pretty comfy desu. No wonder so many people become boomers
Gabriel James
Benjamin Cruz
crash bandicoot was way better
Carter Robinson
I'd rather be a 30yo zoomer than a 30yo boomer.
Jason Cooper