We need a guide to achieving 30yo boomer status in the sticky.
Jow Forums, how can I become a 30 yo boomer?
Reach the age of 30. That's all there is to it
Nah, you have to at least be financially stable otherwise you're a 30yo zoomer aka the worst timeline
>pay your debts
>save your money
>invest
>change your own oil
>cut your own hair
>bed time is 10pm
>happy wife, happy life
>shoot the shit
>gotta be in it to win it
it is what it is
stop garbage posting
30yo boomer status requires owning a house in a white neighborhood, a nice lawn, wife and having/planning on kids
also a case of sips in the mini-fridge
Mfw I have all of 4 years to achieve this and only started a crypto portfolio this year.
>wife and having/planning on kids
how about divorced with kids that'll graduate high school in his late 30's. aka: that 30 year old boomer that probably spends his holiday in sea
Thats not what zoomer means faggot!
What if you aren't white but you have all these?
>Arthur Hayes status