Jow Forums, how can I become a 30 yo boomer?

We need a guide to achieving 30yo boomer status in the sticky.

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Reach the age of 30. That's all there is to it

Nah, you have to at least be financially stable otherwise you're a 30yo zoomer aka the worst timeline

>pay your debts
>save your money
>invest
>change your own oil
>cut your own hair
>bed time is 10pm
>happy wife, happy life
>shoot the shit
>gotta be in it to win it

it is what it is

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stop garbage posting

30yo boomer status requires owning a house in a white neighborhood, a nice lawn, wife and having/planning on kids

also a case of sips in the mini-fridge

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Mfw I have all of 4 years to achieve this and only started a crypto portfolio this year.

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>wife and having/planning on kids
how about divorced with kids that'll graduate high school in his late 30's. aka: that 30 year old boomer that probably spends his holiday in sea

Thats not what zoomer means faggot!

What if you aren't white but you have all these?
>Arthur Hayes status