Jow Forums, how can I become a 30 yo boomer?

>started a crypto portfolio this year.
reverse progress, mongo

it's not about your race, it's about the quality of your neighborhood. living in the hood or the barrio isnt 30yo boomerr status

what if you're white and live around middle class black people that hate niggers

Here’s a guide:
1. Go to college and get an employable degree (STEM or Econ, basically). For bonus tendies, go to Law or Medical school.
2. It’s very important that you get a good GPA and that you do at least one paid internship (preferably somewhere that people have heard of) during your summers. Also go to a resume workshop and do practice interviews at your university career center before you start applying to jobs. Start applying for jobs immediately in your senior year — the best jobs get taken first.
3. Get a good entry-level job. If it pays less than $60k per year, it’s not a good job.
4. Live with roommates in your early and mid 20s to save money. Look for other opportunities to save money. Open a Roth IRA with Vanguard and put $5,500 into it every year. Invest wisely. Don’t gamble all of your money on crypto.
5. After two years start looking for other jobs that will pay you more for the skills you’ve developed. Switch jobs every few years to increase income.
6. Get married and buy a house before you turn 30.
7. Congrats, when you turn 30 you will officially be a 30-year-old boomer.

t. Zoomer

>just turned 31, no debt, good job
>no wife
>over the roth IRA income limit so I have to use a normal IRA

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when their nephew comes over he will scope out your property

This sounds pretty comfy desu. No wonder so many people become boomers

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crash bandicoot was way better