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MOMMY has thrown out my stuff and makes me sleep in the garage as my BULLY has impregnated her with his SPERM and she is going to have his superior BULLY BABY and doesn’t want me anymore.....

builders next door screwin me around

Another hunter, wearing the traditional colors of Samus Aran, made planetfall today. Horrific as it may sound, there are two of them now.

How are you getting back?

Student day saver hewwwww

lol ivanka next lad the trump dynasty init?

Where the fuck are Alanahs tits you liars

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Need a new gimmick lads the hewwww ones been stale for ages now

el gato

remember watching “female friendly porn” with ex gf it’s all such unappealing shit and women don’t even like it it’s just what female directors think they would like but don’t actually

End all your posts with
SKEE YEE

About to tuck into a gamer pizza slice from Greggs lads

Wisdom is the ultimate vanity
Vanity is the ultimate wisdom

Be vain and wise

I miss Beto

reckon if i jump off at the right angle ill flat down to earth innit

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Is Michelle his pet monkey?

Doug’s here!!!! :)

>Wisdom is the ultimate vanity
>Vanity is the ultimate wisdom

>Be vain and wise

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Corr imagine getting a Barratt home on the moon with that view

Gravity is a phenomena understood by few but obey by many.

What is a law understood by few but obeyed by many?

underwater lads getting wet haha hewwww x

make sure to come up for air xx

Vaccination

Speeding

>What is a law understood by few but obeyed by many?
dont know, what?

why is brit comedy such unfunny shit?

they don't know any better

Not understand that one like lad?

the law is understood by few but obeyed by many

umm sweetie no

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power? idk

Because they're ethnically homogenous. The best comedy is centred on race relations.

>Yank comedy
>Niggers

Enlighten me

going to New England in a couple of weeks
Plan on going somewhere and saying to someone
>god it’s sure nice to be away from niggers isn’t it?
Then beating the shit out of them if they give me lip

to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand british comedy

whats he up to anyway

ok xxxxx

fetching water

I once got arrested for breaking the laws of physics.

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Doug Stanhope is good.

>did man act embarrassingly?
>wow look at this silly absurd thing never expected that did you?!
>fuck tony blairrrr and john majorrr

arrival was fucking garbage

that's reaaaally fascinating *winks at the brits in thread* heh, right guys?

Oi you bloodey were out at ta pub all night trinkin again you good for nuttin daft geezer! *hits husband over he head with rolling pin*

lol

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prepare to be pulling your teeth out your ass you soft son of a bitch

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lmao

tim's next

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Thou shalt not kill

interest/usury

Reddit shite

I don't obey the 2nd law of thermodynamics. I getter more ordered over time, not less.

he had 1 hour of material
give us the answer tismo.

Greggs sells pizza by the slice?

for me it was del boy falling through the bar
truly the peak of british comedy

Can you eat peach skin?

What?

what race are they

Watch a film? Listen to the radio?
Just done the first thing now doing the second

for me it was trigger making a face

You'd know

yes

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Whatcha doing now lads?

going to crack open a cider

I drink once a week
Usually 3 or even 4 whole beers
Am I becoming an alcoholic?

Listening to All Gone (Seasons) and crying.

what u cryin about hunx

Just finished me gamer pizza now I'm off fer a gamer shite

B5 and Wendy's

Nice one marra

c'est cidre, not cider

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was watching B5 halfway through S2 and I kind of got bored of it
I mean it definitely picks up after a slow and kind of shit first half of S1 but dunno just not really feeling it
The characters just seem flat

It's sad music. Poor Henry ;(

Nice one lad was listening to 'smoke gets in your eyes' earlier and cried

lads how long should i stay on keto for? im down from 17 stone to 14.5

It's not about how much or how often, it's about consequences. Has your drinking brought about negative consequences?

twisting my hair

why are all the north east posters on at this time just goes to show you theyre all good for nothing neet scum but there you go

keto is snake oil

I am not a virgin
I have had sex

well its a decent snake oil cos ive lost 2 n a half stone in 2 months with little exercise

proud london neet here

It really picks upin season 2 and beyond, but I get that the pacing and slow moving serialization is not for everyone

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Might cop

all this post needs is a laugh track

a paki wearing a full on robe and paki beard was driving down my street in an SUV blasting a nasheed