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I’m American
I'm bored and don't know what to do for the next two hours.
bored lads but not very tired
ah yes thread made by a non-brit with a stupid edition that has nothing to do with british culture
my BULLY is fucking my MOMMY
They've going back to the moon every year since 1969 to prepare moon soil for growing space corn. That's where high fructose corn syrup comes from that's been contaminated with moon dust that you drink in your fizzy pop. It's this moon juice that kids drink so much of these days that makes em crazy. I was in Mexico and there's no hfc in their coke and the people there aren't like millenials that ask for free handouts and think making drawings in coffee's a job. Back in my day a job literally killed you. And literally literally meant literally. The fluoride in the water supply is killing your sperm. Trump 2029. Hail Satan.
been selected for a one way trip to the moon
MOMMY has thrown out my stuff and makes me sleep in the garage as my BULLY has impregnated her with his SPERM and she is going to have his superior BULLY BABY and doesn’t want me anymore.....
builders next door screwin me around
Another hunter, wearing the traditional colors of Samus Aran, made planetfall today. Horrific as it may sound, there are two of them now.
How are you getting back?
Student day saver hewwwww
lol ivanka next lad the trump dynasty init?
Where the fuck are Alanahs tits you liars
Need a new gimmick lads the hewwww ones been stale for ages now
el gato
remember watching “female friendly porn” with ex gf it’s all such unappealing shit and women don’t even like it it’s just what female directors think they would like but don’t actually
End all your posts with
SKEE YEE
About to tuck into a gamer pizza slice from Greggs lads
Wisdom is the ultimate vanity
Vanity is the ultimate wisdom
Be vain and wise
I miss Beto
reckon if i jump off at the right angle ill flat down to earth innit
Is Michelle his pet monkey?
Doug’s here!!!! :)
>Wisdom is the ultimate vanity
>Vanity is the ultimate wisdom
>Be vain and wise
Corr imagine getting a Barratt home on the moon with that view
Gravity is a phenomena understood by few but obey by many.
What is a law understood by few but obeyed by many?
underwater lads getting wet haha hewwww x
make sure to come up for air xx
Vaccination
Speeding
>What is a law understood by few but obeyed by many?
dont know, what?
why is brit comedy such unfunny shit?
they don't know any better
Not understand that one like lad?
the law is understood by few but obeyed by many
umm sweetie no
power? idk
Because they're ethnically homogenous. The best comedy is centred on race relations.
>Yank comedy
>Niggers
Enlighten me
going to New England in a couple of weeks
Plan on going somewhere and saying to someone
>god it’s sure nice to be away from niggers isn’t it?
Then beating the shit out of them if they give me lip
to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand british comedy
whats he up to anyway
ok xxxxx
fetching water
I once got arrested for breaking the laws of physics.
Doug Stanhope is good.
>did man act embarrassingly?
>wow look at this silly absurd thing never expected that did you?!
>fuck tony blairrrr and john majorrr
arrival was fucking garbage
that's reaaaally fascinating *winks at the brits in thread* heh, right guys?
Oi you bloodey were out at ta pub all night trinkin again you good for nuttin daft geezer! *hits husband over he head with rolling pin*
lol
prepare to be pulling your teeth out your ass you soft son of a bitch
lmao
Thou shalt not kill
interest/usury
Reddit shite
I don't obey the 2nd law of thermodynamics. I getter more ordered over time, not less.
he had 1 hour of material
give us the answer tismo.
Greggs sells pizza by the slice?
for me it was del boy falling through the bar
truly the peak of british comedy
Can you eat peach skin?
What?
what race are they
Watch a film? Listen to the radio?
Just done the first thing now doing the second
for me it was trigger making a face
You'd know
yes
Whatcha doing now lads?
going to crack open a cider
I drink once a week
Usually 3 or even 4 whole beers
Am I becoming an alcoholic?
Listening to All Gone (Seasons) and crying.
what u cryin about hunx
Just finished me gamer pizza now I'm off fer a gamer shite
B5 and Wendy's
Nice one marra
c'est cidre, not cider
was watching B5 halfway through S2 and I kind of got bored of it
I mean it definitely picks up after a slow and kind of shit first half of S1 but dunno just not really feeling it
The characters just seem flat
It's sad music. Poor Henry ;(
Nice one lad was listening to 'smoke gets in your eyes' earlier and cried
lads how long should i stay on keto for? im down from 17 stone to 14.5
It's not about how much or how often, it's about consequences. Has your drinking brought about negative consequences?
twisting my hair
why are all the north east posters on at this time just goes to show you theyre all good for nothing neet scum but there you go
keto is snake oil
I am not a virgin
I have had sex
well its a decent snake oil cos ive lost 2 n a half stone in 2 months with little exercise
proud london neet here
It really picks upin season 2 and beyond, but I get that the pacing and slow moving serialization is not for everyone
all this post needs is a laugh track
a paki wearing a full on robe and paki beard was driving down my street in an SUV blasting a nasheed