Well?

>I wonder if I'm the only one
Yes

I'm balding and even my hairline isn't as bad as her's

when i was in school, OZ was running on our tv, i was pretending to be ryan o'reilly and my bully friend was adebisi and the kids from the class brought us victims to rape next to the locker rooms (we'd just dry hump them)
but i guess it was pretty traumatic for them