My penis is literally less than 1 inch long

I hold an 8 figure portfolio, yet my penis is extremely small, do I have a chance?

If trips I will post proof of both, my penis and portfolio

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>you will never be eaten by frog thing

I wanna see that little bean of yours, OP.

I‘m sorry bro, you are missing out on so many things with a micropenis.
I guess your best bet is dealing with it or financing a medical procedure that can fix this or just waiting til somebody else does.

I will keep you in my prayers microdickbro hang in there dude

t. Bigdickbro

If I were you I would just treat it like it's a clit. So basically have sex like you're a lesbian.

I already tried, doc said best he can do is cut some ligament that would make my dick approximately half an inch longer. The other alternative would be a penis transplant (it is an actual procedure) but it has never been done due to aesthetic reasons.

I have a 18-19cm dick and i only use it for fapping
He's not missing a thing

It’s sad and I feel some of OP’s anxiety bro but I still fuck A LOT.

You made me feel better OP even if it’s a larp

T. Average peener

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No chance I'm afraid, long term expected returns are directly proportional to penis length, many good studies on this. You're doomed to go down to 5 figures or less

the way you said it was kinda hot