I hold an 8 figure portfolio, yet my penis is extremely small, do I have a chance?
If trips I will post proof of both, my penis and portfolio
My penis is literally less than 1 inch long
Kevin Bennett
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Wyatt Peterson
>you will never be eaten by frog thing
Zachary Davis
I wanna see that little bean of yours, OP.
Nolan Sullivan
I‘m sorry bro, you are missing out on so many things with a micropenis.
I guess your best bet is dealing with it or financing a medical procedure that can fix this or just waiting til somebody else does.
I will keep you in my prayers microdickbro hang in there dude
t. Bigdickbro
Blake Adams
If I were you I would just treat it like it's a clit. So basically have sex like you're a lesbian.
Gabriel Perry
I already tried, doc said best he can do is cut some ligament that would make my dick approximately half an inch longer. The other alternative would be a penis transplant (it is an actual procedure) but it has never been done due to aesthetic reasons.
Juan Foster
I have a 18-19cm dick and i only use it for fapping
He's not missing a thing
Sebastian Ward
It’s sad and I feel some of OP’s anxiety bro but I still fuck A LOT.
You made me feel better OP even if it’s a larp
T. Average peener
Anthony Brown
No chance I'm afraid, long term expected returns are directly proportional to penis length, many good studies on this. You're doomed to go down to 5 figures or less
Dominic Johnson
the way you said it was kinda hot
Logan Robinson
Some of you guys really don’t appreciate the perks of being normal. Money aint shit if you are not normal
Cooper Rivera
How do I get an Asian Waifu like pic related?
Jack Scott
trips of truth
Christian Mitchell
John Gonzalez
Don‘t give up the hope, maybe they figure out in a couple of years to make it more aesthetic.
also maybe get advice from several doctors just to be sure you thought about all possible ways that are out there.
How could a fellow bigdickbro not enjoy masturbating his massive cock?
how could a fellow bigdickbro not enjoy grabbing his cock with both hands?
how could a fellow bigdickbro not enjoy his massive glans with multitrillion nerve endings?
You sound like a fraud bro
there is hundreds of benefits and good feels in having a massive shlong.
Some poor guys are simply cursed by the universe.
it would only be fair if every man had a big dick but life aint working like that
hang in there dude dont feel too bad about it, maybe there is techniques for you to expand your dong and join us big dick bros one day
Justin Campbell
Try PE. Go to PEgym.com or Thundersplace.org
Brandon Lewis
Why havent evolution just selected the big penises among men to endure? I guess size doesnt really matters in evolutionary terms
Zachary Ward
rolling
Jonathan Perez
50% increase is pretty good
Dominic Wilson
Be a sissy chartity Faggot
Jeremiah James
Xavier Foster
Size doesn't matter if you just rape the bitch, that's how it was usually done back in the old days I'd guess. That's mostly the evolutionary reason why males are stronger than females, weak males couldn't just randomly rape bitches so they never made any babies.
Gabriel Taylor
Ahhh the good old days
Elijah Lee
That sucks dude
How'd you make your fortune?
Tyler Watson
Thanks but I’m mostly pretty happy. I’m 6 inches.
Anyone who doesnt have a big hog will always wonder what it’s like. I’ve been to group sex/swinger stuff and the camaraderie is great.
Usually no hang ups or bullying, but the elephant trunk in the room is that everyone there knows the Sheilas are more curious/excited about trying a bigger dick.
My friend T was a skinny guy with a fucking 10 inch hammer. Not great looking but every woman (that doesn’t have a baby cunt) wants to try it.
>he’d call ME “Sensei” after a GB or threesome or orgy because I could cum4-6 times a night no problem. He was only good for 1 pop.
I guess it’s about perspective because I would have traded my stamina for his god given talent, and gone into porn.
Jason Lewis
10 grand. get the surgery faggot.
Lincoln Wilson
I have 7 .5 inches but almost no stamina. Life is cruel to all of us in its own way OP.
Landon Stewart
Sounds gay my dude
Kayden Sullivan
Degenerate
Kegels and reverse kegels
Christian Allen
Show me dicklet
Lincoln Wood
Your judgement always nature holds you back. I wonder if envy if more liberated people hurts you. Sorry friend.
It’s sure not for everyone, but I never did anything I consider bi. I pretty much don’t care what anyone thinks, I’ve had a fun fucking life.
Josiah Rogers
rollllllllllll
Ryan Bailey
FUCK REROLL
IM SEEING ANONS PENIS
Brandon Diaz
THIS ONES TO END RACISM
WE WILL SEE ANONS PENIS
Michael Cooper
8 inch fat cock. 6'2". 16 grand in debt with 13k in LINK.
I would not trade lives with you OP.
Owen Murphy
Favelanon here, OP.
Send me a email, I'll teach you how to grow your penis.
No joke, I've seen a lot of shit, how to grow taller and raise your stature and how to grow pipi.
Carter Davis
Show us your penor
Jonathan Carter
do it bucko
Jayden Parker
>tfw uncut and 8" with girth
>tfw anxious/shy/nervous about dating
Grayson Perez
Roll
Alexander Reed
lol check em
Blake Rodriguez
I want RKG to play with my 1-inch penis.
Charles Cox
QUADS
THIS COUNTS OP GET YOUR 1 NANOMETER BEANER TF OUT
Camden Williams
I literally have never seen a vagina and I have a 9 incher. I don't think I am going to make it.
Kayden Reyes
Have fun with that ban, fag.
Jacob Walker
>my MOON just went from 2 sats to 3 sats, I'm rich now right?
Adrian Ortiz
Post it it can’t be that bad
Jaxon Morris
With my 333 you shall show me your pee pee
Thomas Gray
my 333
Christian Williams
Any other 4.5" bros out there?
Juan Russell
I may be a dicklet but I’m no faggot
Nolan Watson
You’re legit OP. At least you’re filthy rich
Thomas Mitchell
I have similar issue - solution was simple go to Japan. Most men there have microdicks - girls are used to smaller cocks.
Xavier Brown
I'd suck it
Camden Sanders
My dick is 6.5 inches, and girthy as fuck. I've fucked about 30 different women so far. I love sex, it's the fucking best feeling ever, literally amazing to shove your cock into a girl, causing her to spasm and lose all sense of humanity like a depraved dog. And if you fuck her proper, such that you're the best to dick her up yet, then you can walk all over her and she will still always want your dick. In fact, she'll need it, since no other man can give her that feeling.
I have no debt, but I also have no money. I fucking hate just scraping by. It's wearing me thin. I have to think about every meal I eat, eat the same bland bullshit all the time, the cheapest fucking shit food I can buy. Give my wageslave money to a landlord just for the privilege of renting a fucking place. God damn I hate it. I don't own shit to my own name. Sounds like our situations are reversed OP.
Lucas Torres
Don't lose hope, OP. If you're young this might be reality soon enough theguardian.com
Aiden Stewart
I hope you get this shit worked out OP. If you got as much dough as you say, then look into the surgeons that do female to male trannies, maybe they could extend your dicklet.
Jonathan Stewart
so ? its flaccid, everyones cock is small when flaccid lets see it hard.
Parker Robinson
this is what dildos are for user friend