>good paying easy job
>cool friends
>cute gf
>nice house
>nice car
>lot of money
it's fucking pathetic to see you cucks post about your shitty lives. i've been on Jow Forums since 2016 and still can't believe there are people like you in the world. how are you okay with your lifestyle?
im depressed
How can I make friends as an adult? This is the hardest part for me. Roasties, acquaintances, work, money... these are easy tier. How do I make good bros who are quality and fun to spend time with? I don't want dudebros or drinking buddies.
Leave this place; you're not welcome here.
I groped a woman on the skytrain before getting off. I had never felt a breast in my entire life and I saw this really fat chubby just standing there so before the doors opened I pushed and squeezed into her breast. It felt amazing. I then ran as fast and as far away as I could. Good thing it was at one of the more secluded skytrain stops so there weren't any transit police there to stop me. I was wearing sunglasses and a hoodie so there's no way anyone will ever know that I did it. I made sure to not touch any hand rails or anything else when I was running away. I've already driven out to the river and tossed the clothes that I was wearing into a garbage bag and thrown it down stream. I really fucking loved the feeling of the breast and I am hoping one day I can lose my virginity. I'm very nervous around women so I will probably remain a Virgin for some time now. The overall rush of running away was much more exciting than the touching of the tit. Whats the most exciting thing you guys have ever done biz?
pathetic, life is so easy and fun
as long as you don't live together with your gf, I truly envy you
>I don't want dudebros or drinking buddies.
that's your problem. there are no other types of friends.
well at least those are the "cool" friends. any other type of friend is prob not going to be cool
>27
>neet
>2 friends
>virgin
>rent house
>drive dad's old car
>unironically 7 figures in crypto
I don't worry about anything anymore but I try to grind out a better life
I visit my parents daily, exercise 5 days a week, stopped drinking alcohol 2 weeks ago
things are getting better but not perfect
>i truly envy you
what's to envy? i'm just living a normal life it's nothing special. am i going to have to start a youtube channel coaching you faggots for link donations or what. shit is so easy
There aren't just ok blokes who want to discuss politics and philosophy but not fuck each other in the ass? Seems like the only friends I make are drinking bros who want to sit around filling the silence with vulgarities
hate to break it to ya, but cool people aren't discussing philosophy and politics, those are the nerds. if you want nerdy friends that's fine i guess if that's what you're into. "cool" friends are going to be the ones at the bar watching the game.
yea but people like you dont actually belong here though. you are a literal normie. so when you come here making these threads just know that you and your ilk are the minority here. now do yourself a favor and go back to facebook.
I had it all, if I only cashed out I'd be set for life. I was talked out of selling everything and I'll regret it forever.
Dont worry user, there is no forever. Just enjoy what you got now, life is short.
I know this is bait, but GTFO fucking normie scum
life is pain and suffering
>buying drinks at a 3x markup to watch sportsball surrounded by louts
there was a serious post on bitcoin reddit cross posted on buttcoin about how some kid had 10k+ bitcoin and got hacked when it was under a dollar
he went crazy with regret and killed himself lol
money isn't everything it brings comfort but supercars aren't that cool and VIP trips and suites are cool but I had more fun smoking weed in highschool than I did blowing money on shit
look forward and set goals
I'm confident bitcoin will be back
Ow OP don't be so smug. I hope life will only show you the beautiful side. Because it can get dark very quick.
My story
-She left me while we had an one year old son.
-Trash talked me to everyone I know to justify her leaving as a mother.
-Lost friends and relationships because you become akward to talk with since your not in the everything is fine zone.
-Have to pay her 50% of al my savings, pension and had to sell the house.
-She get an relationship with a guy who is known for his depressions, alcohol and gambling problem. My son isn't getting any attention there.
-Luckily I get the kid 50%
-Get sleeping problems, worrying about dept, the future of my son. When my son isn't there I develop a nasty habbit of drinking till I pass out just to "sleep". Work is suffering, almost get fired.
ATM my life is great again, but I really understand father's who do stupid shit when they get caught up in this.
>Normies
You are supposed to make friends in school and college. A well adjusted adult has barely enough time between work/self-study/family/hobbies to maintain these friendships, let alone accumulate new ones.
>not having the money to buy drinks at 3x markup
oh neetie
>being dumb enough to actually do it
Your best bet would probably be going to meetups for crypto/philoshopy/whatever.
Alternatively, do you have any old friends that you're no longer in contact with? Try connecting with them again. Probably easier to rekindle an old friendship than forming a new one.
t. no friends
>at the bar watching the game
not watching the game live
m-maybe we could be friends
What shitcoins do you like?
Maybe. I'm in Ireland. I like Decred and Monero. I mostly stay away from the hype-y ones. How about you?
Jesus Christ
My dad was an angry miserable bastard which was probably the cause of my severe anxiety. I moved school at 8 years old and then was severely bullied (kicked punched and spat on) for the next two years. I guess this cemented my idea of low self esteem. Then In high school, I guess Everything was a bit better but I didn't talk to anyone because I assumed they all hated me. As a result I failed to learn any social skills and my anxiety turned into depression. At this stage I just assumed the depression was just my personality. Because I didn't talk to anyone people kept their distance. I was viewed as a freak. Which I internalised. I still struggle to talk to anyone unless I drink. I only have two friends and I only have them because I drink with them and can relax a little(Thank god for alcohol). I managed to get a degree but due to low self esteem it all seemed pointless. Upon graduation I became suicidal. I felt destined for failure my entire life so I fully believed it. I Travelled China for 6 months by myself which was great as I could put my suicide on hiatus. I got back home and almost tried to kill myself two weeks later (hanging myself from a tree in the woods) but I couldn't climb to the branch I wanted to hang from. Turns out I'm too much of a coward to kill myself anyway. At work I'm very quiet and reserved, co-workers get offended when I don't talk much and interpret it as a dislike of them and a personal attack. After a few weeks they all start to hate me because I'm like a ghost to them and make them uncomfortable. I work hard so my boss/manager will often give me the benefit of the doubt for a while. This has only lasted a year at most though. I've been in and out of employment for years purely due to poor social skills. No girl for obvious reasons. I'm doing women a favour by not even attempting to date them. Its for the best I feel.
Oh, and no I'm not "okay" with this life. But I seem incapable of changing it. Anxiety is a bitch.
I'm all in Holochain and plan on buying back into Monero in the future. I think hype drives the greatest profits in this space
Have you heard of Phenibut?
Bet you're still unfufilled as fuck OP
>Phenibut
Nope.
>My life is so great yet I spend time here, and I love making others feel less than.
>trolling shareblue detected.
Your tortures will be especially cruel in the new world Herschel.
Find higher class/ more educated people.
Back in reality. The neet looks out his window, only to be blinded by the sun. He reclines back into his $400 gaming chair, posting Larps on Jow Forums.
He looks into the mirror "yeah, I'm gonna make, and get a gf for real"
No one buys your larp faggot.
>cashed out my crypto last dec and ended up with about $1 million after taxes
>put the $1 million in high yield savings and dividend etfs giving me $30k yearly income
>living comfy in a cheap studio apartment playing video games, eating junk food and watching anime
>no plans to ever work again
this has to be pasta
wow youre pathetic
OP's not going to make it.
But you are friendo. Stay humble but splurge a bit from time to time. Also, get into the housing market after the dip/crash.
I'm living the good life in my own sense
24
No debt
No kids
No gf
Life's good
what's pathetic about having money and being comfy?