/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

You arrive in New Hong Kong in the year 2047

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youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle_feather_law
youtube.com/watch?v=iLf3NB2SRA4
vocaroo.com/i/s1skk71aYYeI
youtube.com/watch?v=vZAajrxvDs4
desuarchive.org/int/thread/109938618/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/109944018/
youtube.com/watch?v=xXDxFsaYKc8
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYidhDHAvU
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9tfVJ9oo2YI
youtu.be/c7ZhYPhHJ5Y
desuarchive.org/int/thread/109947415/
m.youtube.com/watch?v=eS1RVsVp0PU
youtu.be/fW5B6ZrHkCE
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zKl3gPGdtpc
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0jwrWqOKI
youtu.be/u5G-_mNBxRc
instagram.com/p/B06KqsNAnld/
m.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98
businessinsider.com/andrew-yang-calls-trump-fat-and-a-slob-2019-8?utm_source=reddit.com
youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw
youtu.be/F0tamp9XdqU
desuarchive.org/int/thread/109955463/

Anthony Phillips
Anthony Phillips

I want a boyfriend. I'm so alone and seeing couples at the mall makes me angry. I want to kiss a man.

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

is u a girl?

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

where's the nuclear crater

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

It's in Section 6 I think. But the Clown Posse own that area at night rn

Jaxon Powell
Jaxon Powell

Yes. I want to exchange semen with my man boyfriend.

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

Imagine being a gay incel

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Sebastian Mitchell
Sebastian Mitchell

desuarchive.org/int/thread/109934591/ #
Actually Florida isn't any worse than others. However, in Florida all or almost all arrest records are public record, so crazy bizarro shit ends up in the news more often from Florida. So public perception of Florida is skewed that it is some absurdly freakish nightmare state. In reality weird ass shit happens all the time everywhere.

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

desuarchive.org/int/thread/109934591/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/109934591/
ummm when's the last time u read a story about one of your gay eagles going mano a mano with humans, or carpeting your public spaces in feces

Landon Hill
Landon Hill

Who’s up for Japan 2020 Olympics?

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

Why do I feel really bad when I have someone do something for me? Especially if it causes slight trouble for them
How do i get rid of this feeling

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

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Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

Just never talk to people bro

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

DUDE shit and violence lmao
pathetic and ungraceful

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Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

Geese are just big obnoxious pests. Eagles not only aren't fucking god damn bastards, they are much more majestic and tend to leave humans alone. Canada double BTFO

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

carpeting your public spaces in feces

DIE, AVIAN RAT BASTARDS

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Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

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Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

love slags

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Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris

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Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

ok retards enjoy your gay virgin birbs

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

You're making fun of some pretty big strawmen

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

Relax. Everything is under control

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William Martinez
William Martinez

I'm confused by this, just at why this was made exactly.
Shut up Canadian.

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Liam Miller
Liam Miller

do you not understand comedic hyperbole
not like the pic is all that, but damn

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

Gonna start my own country and make this the National bird

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Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

Im bored

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

knock knock

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Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

long distance
online only
why

Joshua Ross
Joshua Ross

square up nigga
youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL
WITH THE NON STOP POP POP OF STAINLESS STEEL

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagle_feather_law
Did you know only native americans can have eagle feathers, especially bald/golden eagle feathers? It is very illegall to hunt, sell, or own bald/golden eagles either alive or dead, or to own their body parts of any form. Except for native americans who are allowed to have feathers for ceremonial purposes.

Isaac Hughes
Isaac Hughes

It's ok, only 9mm. *shrugs off the damage*

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Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

theres an extremly redpilled thread on /tv/ rn

Jeremiah Lewis
Jeremiah Lewis

Name?

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

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Ethan Thomas
Ethan Thomas

actually its 2 threads
heres 1 of them
//boards.4channel.org/tv/thread/119610831#p119610831

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

if you think i am going to give up my assets that easily, you have another thought coming. I protect my valuables.

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Owen Gonzalez
Owen Gonzalez

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

ME WANT JEW JEW CUM

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Austin Garcia
Austin Garcia

it's the united states

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

WHO'S THERE

William Cox
William Cox

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Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

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Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

okay now this is based

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

Make Israel Great Again

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

youtube.com/watch?v=iLf3NB2SRA4

this is so sad how is california supposed to even function without their mexican slaves :(

John Richardson
John Richardson

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Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

What happened here?

Carson Long
Carson Long

incel caught cooties
with no prior exposure
can be fatal

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

that’s what happens when you don’t wear the mask

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Easton Morris
Easton Morris

Jesus Christ LOL it’s not even edited
It’s that europoor mosque shooter after getting his ass kicked by an old man

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

ignoring the fact that he got the shit beat out of him, why does he looks so weird.

Brody Ramirez
Brody Ramirez

he's got incelitous

Levi Hughes
Levi Hughes

probably some swelling, or he could just have one of those fat faces.

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

Apparently this is what he looked like before getting beaten to a pulp

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Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

a 65 year old man beat him into a woman LOL

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

you think he feels embarrassed?

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

He's a psychopath of course he doesn't feel embarrassed.

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

how do you know he’s psychopath

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

he murdered his stepsister

Ethan Allen
Ethan Allen

The making of the Joker Do you want to know how I got these scars?
2019 real life kino

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

Nice

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Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

Murdered his stepsister and fuckin walked into a mosque heavily armed with intent to get massive casualties. Then proceeds to smile widely in court for cameras.

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

lmao i never heard this part
why'd he kill his stepsister? did he go full elliot?

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

maybe she was a bih

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

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Blake Bell
Blake Bell

just about to fall asleep
party starts a block away
norms thinking blasting Journey at 12:40am is acceptable behaviour
Can some america come up here and shoot them?

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

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Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

call police

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

party rockers in the house toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Logan King
Logan King

nvm, pretty sure I heard someone throw a rock into the window

William Richardson
William Richardson

Is this a Mexican cartel execution?

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

It's from a thing where whites pretended to be slaves for a day
Their shirts originally said "so sorry for slavery"

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

noice

Angel Cook
Angel Cook

lole

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

No idea why. Maybe she was home and could have stopped him. Anyway he clearly didn't have a conscience enough to spare his own step sister

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

it's party rock is

Jack Garcia
Jack Garcia

doesn't matter

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

Currently sitting in a dark room and very close to killing my self but I really don’t want to

David Johnson
David Johnson

Gonna drink until it passes

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

Cold shower Vocaroo challenge

I’ll try one more time as too many of you were too pussy to post yesterday

Do this
set up Vocaroo
record the sound you make when doing cold showers

Here's mine
vocaroo.com/i/s1skk71aYYeI

Btw, the part where I counted to 30 when when I put it at the absolute coldest. Usually I make it to 1min but I wasn't sure how long Vocaroo could record so I limited it to 1min yesterday

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Christian Lopez
Christian Lopez

you shouldn't. go to bed or something.

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

mega fart

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

3 minutes of a frenchman heaving

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

Then don’t but stop complaining

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

Cold shower Vocaroo challenge

I’ll try one more time as too many of you were too pussy to post yesterday

Do this
set up Vocaroo
record the sound you make when doing cold showers

Here's mine
vocaroo.com/i/s1skk71aYYeI

Btw, the part where I counted to 30 when when I put it at the absolute coldest. Usually I make it to 1min but I wasn't sure how long Vocaroo could record so I limited it to 1min yesterday

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James Anderson
James Anderson

morning

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Angel Davis
Angel Davis

fuckin boomers, man

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

Guy I know started dating some Arab slut and now he keeps sending me shit about Yemen as if I’d give a fuck about it.

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

lole

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

Ate 4 slices of ‘za and I feel like dying.
Probably didn’t help that I ate a whole pack of Red Velvet Oreos earlier.

Wow wow wow

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

Literally how can my University justify not having any bike racks

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

Should have ate some zo za

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

Umm nope
Big nope

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

Could you take down an African elephant if you were in a 20'x20' pen with a semi auto riffle with only a single magazine containing 30 rds?

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Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

I’d slap the life out that ‘phant

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Caleb Young
Caleb Young

I feel optimistic about my chances

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Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

Based succing toes

Haven't had a good succ in a LONG damn time. Lord please see to my needs!

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

I think buying Greenland is honestly one of those things that we could all get behind as Americans. If Donald can pull it off it will be like landing on the moon. He will get his 2nd term for sure. Who knew manifest destiny moved east as well? I'm ready to uproot and go start a farm once the ice sheets melt off.

Onward, settlers!

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

cringe, i'm going to mars

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

KIKI DO YOU LOVE ME

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

Ummm why not

Tyler Russell
Tyler Russell

yeah i'm a gamer...

Brandon Baker
Brandon Baker

Murderer in the making

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

my favorite game is putting my dick between yo moms tits bitch

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

Murdered by words

RIP me!!

Leo White
Leo White

Thoughts?

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Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

youtube.com/watch?v=vZAajrxvDs4

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Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

yasss cascadia

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

/dixie/ isn't going to be happy with how small you made their state...

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

If I do DVI to HDMI then I will have to do audio separate since DVI does not carry audio (also, my graohics card is older).

Do TVs allow you to input one vid channel then also select audio-in as the audio source? E.g. use HDMI 1 and pair it with aux audio in.

I always just used my PC speakers in the past so this is not anything that I have ever had to contemplate before.

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

Yes
No probably not
Would have to find a dvi to HDMI adapter that also has probably a 3.5mm audio jack so you could hook up speakers to that as log as the speakers have their own power source.

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

Do American police in major cities really refer to themselves as "NYPD" (or equivalent; as opposed to just "police") or is this just a TV thing?

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Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

Where’s aztlan ?

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

good morning

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Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

just did this test, here are my results
here to make it: desuarchive.org/int/thread/109938618/
post yous pls

that place was never real to begin with

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Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

ale, if you're here, i think someone needs help with info. you might know
desuarchive.org/int/thread/109944018/

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

Stop the CHIs are giving the land you lost in the war. Either accept them or die traitorous scum

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

Made eye contact with this thicc runner, like perfectly not too muscly and thicc thighs
Blond short hair
Hnnng

Nevermind. I just need some beer

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

most of those "mexicans" that are from the usa are born in the usa and identify more as americans than actual mexicans
i don't think they are "getting those territories back" as you say

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

Hello Mexican anime poster. How many of those images do you possess?

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

probably has to have 2 letters otherwise it doesnt roll off the tongue right

like
freeze, succa, this is C(hicago)PD
sounds like shit

compared to
freeze, succa, this is L(as)V(egas)PD
sounds a lot better

just a guess

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

did the runner like you back? if not, you just posted here that you stared at a runner... which i don't think is exactly a nice thing to do or to go around telling everybody, idk
Mexican anime poster
i don't like that name ._.
you mean those pics of mokou with chinese text under it? i have a carpet with 441 pics of it, some of those are edits some other anons andi did tho, so put like something like 400 are actual original pics

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

How would i know if he liked me back? He looked at me twice which means he wants my penis no?

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

"Good" Morning

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

Why not? It describes you.

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

That's happened a few times with me. Other times I just discreetly glance at him or his body

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

idk, maybe if he smiled back at you?
nah, he probably looked at you back cause you were staring at him
something wrong, user?
well i don't wanna be known as that, i don't even watch anime ffs, i stopped watching it like 6 years ago

Alexander Gray
Alexander Gray

I can't sleep

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

THREAD'S THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=xXDxFsaYKc8

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Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

Gonna need a gimmick then. For me, it’s zo.

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

Smiled? What is this, america?
I barely make eye contact with neighbours, thats why a 5 second two phase interaction means he maybe was into me

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

why is that?
why? just refer to me as user, idk
if you want to put me a name so bad, call me "sashy" cause that's my username in most websites desu
oh well

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

I was woken up early by the sound of my neighbors stupid dogs yowling and wasted my window of falling back asleep going to the bathroom

Luis Green
Luis Green

oh :(
well, maybe you can put some nice relaxing music
than can help i guess

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

Oh well indeed

WELL ITS NOT GOOD FOR ME STEVE

I couldnt find a video of roger and his ex family so just pretend he wants to sex dylan

Boy, you turned out cute. Real cute. These khaki pants arent getting any looser. Ahahah
How is this a show that children watch

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Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

So you did in fact sleep. How early did the dog wake you? Nothing a lil coffee or Bennie can’t fix anyway

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

Dead air
Here cricket suck on a lemon

Well they are good for scurvy...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYidhDHAvU

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

Goddammit i mean the original bit
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9tfVJ9oo2YI

David Campbell
David Campbell

trying to sell the gf on buying property and building our house as we go
I want everything to be exposed concrete (not a problem here)
then the house can be courtyard style
we will just build structures around a central area and build as needed...

courtyard style compounds are great

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Carter Brown
Carter Brown

Tried, it's too late

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

coffee
No thanks

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

youtu.be/c7ZhYPhHJ5Y

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Chase Gutierrez
Chase Gutierrez

oh god i have like a thing for slutty freckled blond/ginger men

if i didnt love drugs so much, next thing it would be men

Cameron Thompson
Cameron Thompson

Bit gay

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

that was a bit much sorry

however my penis in him

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Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

My freshman year of college there was a boy in the room next to mine who was a freckled ginger with very pale skin. He wasn't shy about his body and walked from the bathroom to the room wearing only boxers a few times, so I saw his pink nipples and the shape of his round butt and package.

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

I'd be disappointed if my little sister brought home someone that looks like that desu

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

Hace Uno

desuarchive.org/int/thread/109947415/

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

Are you fucking kidding me?
God i had this huge crush on the guy at first day of uni, yeah he was freckled and blond, and went to his dads pub band and then in the car ride back his family just adored me and he told me his mom was like into me
But no, he drew hearts on my notebooks and shit, meanwhile with his scottish gf. Yes, i will forever not remember that night i was so drunk at a house party and kissed him

And to top it off his ex gf kissed me and when i rubbed my hangover hard dick on her when we slept together, thats not ok?
She basically raped me, had her eye on me since the arcade before...
Well, f*** you

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

Faggots are honestly just so disgusting

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

Also saw this guys underwear and jerked off when he drunkenly and audibly banged his gf

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

Ach mein fuhrer, die faggotsch ar zo dischguschting... Eihe liech zie Ezien vomen's fiet mutsch better...

Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

So was he gay/bi?

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

Werhaboos are the worst

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Brayden King
Brayden King

are you ok bud

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

This is one of the only times sojak and gigachad have made me laugh.

Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

Yeah, hes 'bi' but only been with girls
Like hitler, i would handle this much better with speed, cocaine, heroin, and whatever wolfenstein era doctors gave him

Im so fucking angry i didnt stick my penis into him
m.youtube.com/watch?v=eS1RVsVp0PU

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

NO IM NOT OKAY
OF COURSE IM CRYING
HE HIT ME WITH A CHAIR

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

Why don't people believe in honor anymore?

Cooper Moore
Cooper Moore

Like hitler, i would handle this much better with speed, cocaine, heroin, and whatever wolfenstein era doctors gave him
Drugs are bad, man

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

bought some more vodka

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Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

johnny
la gente esta muy loca
wtf

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Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

khorosho, tovarisch

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

Borderline gilf is wearing those pants today

Lincoln Thomas
Lincoln Thomas

Nice

Gonna get some more beer now
Ahh the paki shop

Just kidding, im not racist, far from it
I would go from albino white to africa dark

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

Personally I'm used to white guys (and girls) but I've seen attractive ones of different races too.

Anthony White
Anthony White

Wondering if I'm duoing an 18 rack or wine bottles tonight

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

post dick

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

drinking at any time other than the evening

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

lol good riddance whore

youtu.be/fW5B6ZrHkCE

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

I'm circumcised and not that big, so you probably don't want to see it.

Michael Price
Michael Price

why yes, i only drink water in the evenings, how could you tell?

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Anthony Nelson
Anthony Nelson

I drink water all the time. I meant alcohol. Drinking alcohol at breakfast or lunch can be a sign of an issue.

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

Two weeks in taiwan and i was dreaming about asiam bum
Meh
All ends

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Charles Morales
Charles Morales

Im sorry it exceeds file size limits

Adrian Watson
Adrian Watson

How should I tell the GF I hate her sister.

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

On my swim team there was a tall, fit Asian guy who usually wore a tiny speedo. I saw his butt crack multiple times.

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

swim team
not seeing more than his butt
lies

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

Nice

God i wish i had more sex when younger

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Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

It's unlikely I will ever get laid again and I'm 22

Michael Campbell
Michael Campbell

I saw the outline of his bulge too (the meme about Asian dicks isn't true lol). Never saw him naked from the front, unfortunately.

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

good morning /cum/

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Cameron James
Cameron James

Drugs are better

It was round an unadorned!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zKl3gPGdtpc

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

Trump is the best president ever. No Dem will him in 2020

Parker King
Parker King

God I hope we buy Greenland.....

James Flores
James Flores

There were also a couple other Jewish guys on my swim team.

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

why?

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

Watching hannity rn

Xavier Powell
Xavier Powell

Haven't you seen that image
you will never be American
Greenlanders can become American, I can't think of a more selfless act.

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

God what i wouldnt do to him
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0jwrWqOKI
Me

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Evan King
Evan King

ILL PROBABLY NEVER UNDERSTAND..... POLLUTION!!!!

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Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

whats wrong with this bich

(toes from fb)

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Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

Finnish sounds like Italian to me

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

face shot

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Brandon Gutierrez
Brandon Gutierrez

But it doesnt
Quirky americans

Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson

Terrible big to pinky toe rato

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

Everybody should speak London, really annoying to hear disgusting languages like Porchuhgeez and Rushin.

Ayden Taylor
Ayden Taylor

this isn't something that I think about
im more concerned with the big toe being significantly shorter than the toe next to it
more power to u though the foot community is v diverse in defining what constitutes beautiful feet

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

Just dont be the faggot eliot rogers.

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

:)
What kind of beer and how strong?
thanks, you too

Ryan Morgan
Ryan Morgan

good morning good morning poster

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Charles King
Charles King

You mean londonese right?

God i want to fuck him so much
Like really
Fuck his bum and suck his penis

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Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

I'm really just looking for a good diagonal and a concerned effort at painting the toenails. Wouldn't believe her face is that cute with lanky index toe like that

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

Its beer and it will get me drunk i hope

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

afraid i didn't take enough regular 'zo
take some other short acting 'zo to make up
might have overdid it a lil
hehe

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Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

shes really hot
just normal looking for me but she has good facial symmetry

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Carson Price
Carson Price

Succworthy

Isaac Anderson
Isaac Anderson

youtu.be/u5G-_mNBxRc

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

a new season of 13 reasons why
i have a few questions...first off is why

Colton Sanders
Colton Sanders

13 reasons why would have been great as 1 or 2 season show but
milking it for another season with the school shooter issue is jumping the shark a bit

still watch because its engaging, something that GoT failed in doing. I still havent watched the last 2 seasons zzzz

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Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

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Adam Baker
Adam Baker

instagram.com/p/B06KqsNAnld/

thread theme

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

also the impossibly large penis on the rape guy in the second season
his dick was literally 16 inches long and the girth of a 16 oz can of beans

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

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Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

sounds good

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

He's a little old for my liking, though he looks good considering he's 40. I prefer guys in their late teens to late 20s or so.

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

I've never seen a cat do that

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

hes all the way up

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

Whats wrong with you
People should like age appropriate people

Ugh. Teenagers? Nah, nah, i will not

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

I'm 22, so my preferred range is predictable

Jaxon King
Jaxon King

18 w. a 28 year old is completely acceptable
get rekt friendo

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Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

long cat is long

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

Thats fine then
Thought you were a gross 30yo grandpa preying on high school sluts

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

18 weeks with a 20yo?

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

do girls like it when jews put their nose in their vaginas

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

where you getting 20 from, home boy?? you lost???
>>>/brit/

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Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

lolno
Now that would be perverted

Isaiah Long
Isaiah Long

thta girl looks like a child, fk
you are a pedo

Chase Bennett
Chase Bennett

college girls look like that
sorry that you are so used to fucking old leathery rags that you don't know what real 20 year old girls look like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

college girls look like that

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Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

talking shit about a pretty sunset...

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

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Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

Have started organizing my day with charts and journals

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

I have to get my gallbladder removed. I thought that was literally for boomers

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

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Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

Did you have a gallbladder attack?

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

idk I just been throwing up a lot recently and it's typically bile

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

tfw no internet for an hour and a half

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Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

Did your doctor say you should get the gallbladder removed or was it your guess?

Jace Ward
Jace Ward

The horror!

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

pretty sure this is a human rights violation

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

Why is that? If that happened to me I'd just settle down with a book. I love reading.

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

I need to get fucking laid, holy shit

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

He said on a 1 to 100 scale my gallbladder my gallbladder functions at a 1. This is after like 7 different tests

Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

i know right? this is a violation of the law
idk internet company is a bitch
everybody here needs to get laid desu

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

ouch
me too like 3 years ago

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

How fat are you

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

I really wanted to fuck him

FFFFFFUCK

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Asher Cox
Asher Cox

Intense cringe

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

did you feel better afterwards?

150lbs I was 180 but I've been puking so I lost a lot of weight

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

Oh calm down dear
I love gingers and freckled ones especially
m.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

Reminder that Thalnos is /cum/'s official classic server

Jackson Anderson
Jackson Anderson

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Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

Mestizo cock in Nordic pussy

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

how do we help out hong kong lads?

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

Nuke mainland china

Brody Cruz
Brody Cruz

Trying to learn Python. I feel like a fucking brainlet.

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

Dummy, NHK was built across the bay of the ruins of the original like Neo-Tokyo.

Camden Long
Camden Long

Made one

Bentley Williams
Bentley Williams

How long have you been at it? There'll come a point when the basics more or less click and you'll be alright.

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

Should I install reddit flags to keep a track of all the /cum/ posters?

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

I'm using learnpython.org but I understand almost nothing.

Mason Long
Mason Long

100% endorse but we'll have to build a lead wall first around xinjiang to save the innocent uyghurs there

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

during the operation yes, after the operation i needed to rest for a week and only eat liquidy foods
after that felt alright

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

Check learn python the hard way.
There was an e-book i had seen years ago to learn via programming increasingly more complex games which looked interesting.
Are you using python 2.7(?) or 3.x?

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

If you’re autistic and a cringe virgin, sure

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

was considering it too, but remembered i dont give a shit about these retards

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

I don't know. I'm just using the website. I think it uses Python 3 though.

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

reasonable answers, i guess ill keep my autism at bay

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

feel bad about hong kong desu

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William Morgan
William Morgan

eat liquidy foods
fugg that's going to be hard with job

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

Think I've blown it with every girl that would match with me in my area

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

i mean, desu it wasn't that hard to me cause after the operation your intestines feel like moving all over the place and it doesn't feel like eating solid food
you mean you didn't get to fuck o that you fucked every girl in your area?

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

where in south america can i legally smoke weed, legalyl bang teenagers, all for 2k/ year? i love my job and don't need to be in the US to do it and the USA is fucking lame these days.

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

unironically north carolina

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

Only uruguay has legal weed

By 2k a year i hope you meant a month.

Anthony Morgan
Anthony Morgan

nevada

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

Doesn’t the US govt have extrajurisdictional powers to prosecute citizens for having sex with anyone considered underage in the US if it happens anywhere in the world, even if it’s legal in the jurisdiction in which it occurred?

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

yeah 2k/mo.

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

That's over double their yearly income per capita, assuming you'd be able to live fairly well especially if you have any savings.

Joseph Carter
Joseph Carter

DOEsN’t tHE US gOVT HAve extRajURisdIcTioNal pOWeRs TO pRosECuTe cITIzeNs for hAvIng sex WITH ANYOnE COnSiderED UndeRaGe In ThE US IF IT HApPenS anYwHERe iN The woRLd, eveN If IT’S LegAL In THe jURiSdiCtION In whICH It OCCUrRED?

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Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

smoke weed
legalyl bang teenagers
you have problems, don't you, user? :l

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

now you sound like an underage who's mad about nothing

Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

not really. weed is dope and teens are hot. i cant afford to live the life i want here so why stay and abide by weird puritanical christian rules when i can go abroad and fuck 16 year old girls and get high and all while making the same amount of money?

Robert Flores
Robert Flores

why are the mexicans in /cum/ threads such massive fags?

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

a jason tier post has been made

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Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

Talk shit about my mexibros again and see what happens

Colton Price
Colton Price

there a bunch of trannies and fags. what even is /cum/ its all faggotry now.

Evan Morgan
Evan Morgan

I remember ca 2012 there was a bot on /g/ that went on fucking rampage with various RMS copypastas

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

yeah, i'm convinced, you do have problems
so sorry for not fitting your standards of what a real mexican is supposed be ¬¬

Xavier Johnson
Xavier Johnson

I went to the Trump rally, and I stood for 20 hours the whole day, and now I woke up and I cant hear, stand and see good.
Am I dying?

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

what about those things are problems, though?

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

seriously though you're all actual faggots and trannies and you use emojis and shit. i miss when that stuff wasn't tolerated. i guess its just depressing to see that the normies won.

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

nah, you're just still tired
after a while you'll be alright
user, smoking marijuana is harmful to your body and wanting to have sex with teenagers ain't normal...

Jaxon Mitchell
Jaxon Mitchell

user, smoking marijuana is harmful to your body and wanting to have sex with teenagers ain't normal...

oh i thought you had actual points to make. but you're just a shitty troll.

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

I dont support him, nor democrats/gop.
But it was awesome, it was like I was seeing a meme in real life.

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Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

Too fat to go on a date

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

it's just ale who is transgender and me who is homosexual in this whole board as far as i'm aware
too bad that we're the only two who are from mexico in this general who posts

Ayden Jones
Ayden Jones

oh okay, you're convinced that those things are completely okay then, huh?
yeah, i get that, seeing someone very important irl with your own eyes regardless of what you think of them is pretty satisfactory

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

Like dude, I was the nigga I was the dude wearing the NASA hat

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Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

i was too late :(

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

businessinsider.com/andrew-yang-calls-trump-fat-and-a-slob-2019-8?utm_source=reddit.com
they're not okay, they're a positive good

Mason Russell
Mason Russell

youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw
Name a better song?

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

NEET Blumpf supporter leaves the house for the first time

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

youtu.be/F0tamp9XdqU

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

dup btfo

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

A fucking leaf

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Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

U.S law applies no matter where you are :)

Charles Taylor
Charles Taylor

check ur Global Empire Privilege

Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

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