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in the future, synthetic wombs impregnated from sperm banks will grow our population
dmc5 just came out on gamepass, worth copping for free? (32gb)
women are a danger to society and should be in jail for their own good
I am a pornographer, I make pornographic films.
Who is the subject of my pornography? WHo stars in these so-called films?
I like to call the pornstar Mr Jenkins
yes! the star is my own penis! and my hands are its assistants!
That fine rain that soaks you through
looking forward to henry's vagrant holiday where he sleeps it rough in some evropoor ruckwasser and gets mugged several times and cries like a little sissy
wont have to worry about being a virgin then will you mate x
all women should be barefooted, pregnant and illiterate
Anyone else in the garden with a beer?
t. pornberg
hear hear
hate pakis
give this a like if you hate em too
it's pouring down
dilly dilly
*awards this post one 4channel gold*
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on your ones aha
what's that? women should be barefoot?
excellent idea, this way I can assess their feet for suitability
Shrek is about a man who society tells again and again that he is unworthy of being loved yet finds love anyway
190 in the pic
women should be excluded from society
Really? Where are you?
think im going to buy a mini countryman lads
On this day in British History
>565 – St Columba reports seeing a monster in Loch Ness. It was the first reported sighting of the monster.
>1138 – Battle of the Standard: English forces under William of Aumale repel a Scottish army led by King David I of Scotland.
>1485 – The Battle of Bosworth Field, the death of Richard III and the end of the House of Plantagenet. A chronicler describes that a Welshman struck the death-blow with a halberd while Richard's horse was stuck in the marshy ground. It was said that the blows were so violent that the king's helmet was driven into his skull. He was the last English King to die in battle.
>1639 – Madras (now Chennai), India, is founded by the British East India Company on a sliver of land bought from local Nayak rulers.
>1642 – Charles I raises his standard in Nottingham, which marks the beginning of the English Civil War.
>1711 – Britain's Quebec Expedition loses eight ships and almost nine hundred soldiers, sailors and women to rocks at Pointe-aux-Anglais.
>1780 – James Cook's ship HMS Resolution returns to England (Cook having been killed on Hawaii during the voyage).
>1788 – The British settlement of Sierra Leone is founded, the purpose of which was to secure a home in Africa for freed slaves
>1932 – The BBC begins its first experiments with television broadcasting
>1985 – British Airtours Flight 28M suffers an engine fire during takeoff at Manchester Airport. The pilots abort but due to inefficient evacuation procedures 55 people are killed, mostly from smoke inhalation.
up north
apparently matrix is a trans allegory now that the wachowskis are women
Grim up north innit. I used to live there
I'm sure your boyfriend will love it
ahahhahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahha oh my daaaaays ahahahahahahahahhhahhhhahahahahhahahahahahhaa
Looking forward to the most tragic event in British history from the 31st of August.
was perving at toilbergess today
>ye i live north of london, ‘ow cud u tell
aye mate its class
hmm
Ah yes, the death of Henry V
thanks x
they are both from loughborough
No, the peoples princess' death
Malayan independence. Truly a dark day.
automatically read that as henry eighth lol what did the others even do?
yer da’s? aye
How kino was the last 15 minutes of once upon a time in Hollywood
>would you kindly tell us how many times you've had sex
teddy mooseparcel?
#autismfamily
alright then mate what you lookin for
>kino
yikes yikes yiiiiiiiiiikes
if i die in the next two hours i don't have to go on the toil night out
what does this mean
wish I had some weed
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got some stardwag still x
>yikes
I could go buy some but its late and I've got work tomorrow
pretty on the edge of not giving a shit though since I have to work BOTH days this weekend like a major sucker
dont really follow it but heard today that after that white house press lady sarah suckababy lady left they havnt been doing press conferences anymore and now all they do is trump answers questions from the press before getting on his helicopter everyday
thought it was quite funny
people online angrily demanding noone refer to them as press conferences
>yikes
yikes
Very CWC-esque this
proxy?
>flag
cringe
>cringe
>redditspace
zoinks
>cringe
cringe
>proxy?
yikes, cringe
>zoinks
anyone seen moni lads? she's so cute and based
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absolutely creasing, british people really do be like that
it's cold and wet out
yeah, that was worth posting
>teddy
This what my papa calls me
Are there any picturesque parts of Scotland that are liveable?
Like good infrastructure and within 1 hr's drive of a city?
HIS name is AMER you fucking RETARD
ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
you live in fucking ireland lmao course its shit
What's the point of nofap? If I don't wank at least once a day I start getting strong sexual urges. One wank a day is like a relief
Deano at it again
no
Clearly hot out. Wait, don't tell me, you're not from pengdon?
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Anyone got the Tim cosplay pic?
did rajesh protect the sticks?
neet and living in london
sounds grim
just go to New Hampshire instead
Its hot all week you northern apes
How much can a wee Oirish lad expect to be paid for a Riverdance these days?
ah Ngubu is a man of many talents I see
lads lads lads lads
*raises pint in the air*
weeeeee like to drink with deano
cuz deano is our mate
and when we drink with deano he gets it down in 8!
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waheyyyyyyyyy
*smacks his shoulder cos he failed*
why was he born so beautiful
why was he born at all?
he's no fucking use to anyone
he's no fucking use at all!
he's a cunt he's a cunt
he's a C U N T
cunt!
the truthpill
Wouldn't know I'm 6'1
maybe ask yer maw
>lives in london
>uses peng
hello nigger
My Dad was in Lidl and he saw a Chinese woman say "He touched bread" at an Indian man. The Indian man said "Go back to your own country" to the Chinese woman whilst a Nigerian security started laughing.
The fact that nuclear bombs have saved more lives than they have taken is probably my favourite irony in history