You might be able to fool the rest of these flags but you'll never get one past the eternal Anglo.
French has begun to emerge as a common language (a lingua franca, you might say) amongst a large number of African states. This adoption was largely driven by a desire for common tongue with which to negotiate trade and other diplomatic niceties between former French African colonies, but has begun spreading to African nations that wish to deal with this emerging economic bloc. The French government has recently moved to capitalise on this trend by investing in French language education across Africa. This investment is motivated by a belief that since the French government has direct control over the French language itself, this will translate to some kind of useful soft power over the rapidly developing African region.
What exactly France intends to do with this power is not public knowledge, however being French they are almost certainly plotting to destroy the English, take over the world, or both. I have come today to ask all Anglos, friends of Anglos and Anglophiles to remain vigilant. They may not have done much for the last century or so, but at the end of the day these bastards are still French, so we must be cautious.
We are already here to make France great again. We came by thousands and as we speak, millions will follow. France is going to be a superpower thanks to us.
Adrian White
People from African countries that have French as the official language can't speak French for shit, like an Anglo struggles waaaaaaaaaaay less to learn the language
Presumably that's why macron is building so many schools. What I want to know is what he's planning once Africa has learned French. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING FROGS? I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING
Logan Watson
Rename France to Wakanda, then reach the limits of our realm. Mars. Then Europa, near Jupiter. Then interstellar journeys for the sake of humankind.
Joseph Reed
>France is so civilised even our niggers and fine citizens
How do we do it lads?
Hudson Barnes
French language once mastered has a very particular effect on the meso-lymbic encephalic corpse. When you speak french on a daily basis, your brain is flooded with melatonin, and endorphins which ensure a peaceful mindset and overall, a peaceful society. There are downsides : we're proner to eat during a long time, around two hours for a lunch, and we go easily on strikes in order to have a grip on our work/rest ratio, state mandated and law abided.
