The French are up to something in Africa

You might be able to fool the rest of these flags but you'll never get one past the eternal Anglo.

French has begun to emerge as a common language (a lingua franca, you might say) amongst a large number of African states. This adoption was largely driven by a desire for common tongue with which to negotiate trade and other diplomatic niceties between former French African colonies, but has begun spreading to African nations that wish to deal with this emerging economic bloc.
The French government has recently moved to capitalise on this trend by investing in French language education across Africa. This investment is motivated by a belief that since the French government has direct control over the French language itself, this will translate to some kind of useful soft power over the rapidly developing African region.

What exactly France intends to do with this power is not public knowledge, however being French they are almost certainly plotting to destroy the English, take over the world, or both.
I have come today to ask all Anglos, friends of Anglos and Anglophiles to remain vigilant.
They may not have done much for the last century or so, but at the end of the day these bastards are still French, so we must be cautious.

Attached: Screenshot_20190823-184627_Firefox.jpg (1080x1748, 527K)

>The future of Africa is French*

Ftfy

We are already here to make France great again. We came by thousands and as we speak, millions will follow. France is going to be a superpower thanks to us.

People from African countries that have French as the official language can't speak French for shit, like an Anglo struggles waaaaaaaaaaay less to learn the language

t. foreign student who took french classes

the future of France is to be African

The present*

Attached: 1566326092218.webm (640x360, 2.18M)

Presumably that's why macron is building so many schools.
What I want to know is what he's planning once Africa has learned French.
WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING FROGS?
I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING

Rename France to Wakanda, then reach the limits of our realm. Mars. Then Europa, near Jupiter. Then interstellar journeys for the sake of humankind.

>France is so civilised even our niggers and fine citizens

How do we do it lads?

French language once mastered has a very particular effect on the meso-lymbic encephalic corpse. When you speak french on a daily basis, your brain is flooded with melatonin, and endorphins which ensure a peaceful mindset and overall, a peaceful society. There are downsides : we're proner to eat during a long time, around two hours for a lunch, and we go easily on strikes in order to have a grip on our work/rest ratio, state mandated and law abided.

>This is civilized
>but people chimp out about that webm of brown schoolchildren in England walking to school

Blacks here commit most of the crimes, the 13% rule remains true in this country. They’re also just as incoherent as American negroes

In a desperate attempt to overtake the Anglo, France sacrificed everything and taught French to over 1 billion Africans

Nowhere in Europe is civilised, though it is slowly becoming civilised as European natives are becoming less and less of a stain on the surface of the genepool.

its sad what effects european colonization did to african

A single African is worth over a billion Europeans.

The French are going to use them to breed French women so that by 2150 there will be 1 billion Frenchmen.

What are you going to do with all the frenchified Africans? I promise not to tell the british...

...

It's sad what effect cultural revolution did to chinese

is there a bigger loser than France?
England and Spain went out and conquered half the planet, while they were left with useless nigger scraps

Based France hiring African askaris to invade London for going against monsieur Jvpiter

>a belief that since the French government has direct control over the French language itself
lmao not for long! have they learned nothing from Spain?
but ugh, why does it have to be these Romance languages that all these brown people countries adopt. French and Spanish are so fucking boring

LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS JAJAJAJAJA

That's a good point actually.
The biggest risk to this strategy (apart from us) is that the African Francophile bloc will just ignore the official language and start adopting creoles and regional dialects as suits them, which may undermine whatever soft power France is trying to gain with this strategy.

Personally I'm not any more comfortable with this idea than the first one but at least it fucks the french as badly as the rest of us.

Not even your white are fine citizens.

The french are vandals.

LOS
DE AMERICA

French will become the world's top language solely because of crazy growth in Africa, which is mostly French-speaking.

The future of Africa is Igbo.

Attached: DF6BFFD9-2B34-4A96-BC66-172E7BCFEEB7.jpg (353x450, 67K)

At least Spanish makes sense, as a language. French is a mess of irregularities and >dude silent letters lmao.

Hehehehe...

Macron is going to send a black army to take over the Amazon forest, isn't he?

>They’re also just as incoherent as American negroes
First generation African immigrants can be okay, although I'm fully aware we mostly get the wealthy and intelligent ones.