Why do Japanese like maids so much?

If cats = cute, then
cat * ears = cute * ears = cute => ears = 1
cat * ears + cute * girl = cute + cute * girl = cute(1 + girl) = cute^2
cute(1 + girl) / cute = cute^2 / cute
1 + girl = cute => girl = cute - 1 = cute - ears

Therefore, ears are not cute. Q.E.D.

because it's cute