My wage cage supervisor let me leave for 2 hours to see my child give birth. I spent most of the hours in traffic, but I was able to see my newborn daughter for 15 minutes after her birth before I had to go back. Then I left to finish the rest of my 12 hour shift. Her mother died due to complications.
I started bringing water bottles in my bag
Michael Foster
Ethan Carter
>my child give birth
Haha, I mean my wife. Sorry, still torn up about her dying. But my supervisor promised me another 2 hours unpaid bereavement! I'm so lucky to work for them.
Benjamin Sanders
Congrats user. I heard Mr. Jeff is coming up with a brilliant new baby wage cage to help newborns get a head start in the labor industry. I'm sure your daughter will make a fine employee.
Mason Martinez
Guys, do you think mr. bezos will actually implement this? My work is putting stuff in boxes and I dont work near machinery, do i need to worry?
Chase Young
Thanks fren, it's going to be hard to raise a daughter without my wife's half of our minimum wage income, but Amazon is offering a generous employee loan of 19.99% APR for us cagies in need. I think I'll borrow some now to cover the hospital bills and funeral costs.
Josiah Gray
>not unironically ironically drinking your piss in your wagecage
>not realizing your piss is unironically the fountain of youth
William Ramirez
don't forget the $100 amazon gift card if you don't if you don't take any sick days.
Gavin Allen
I just steal a box of adult diapers off the warehouse shelves every few weeks, idgaf.
Parker Long
CAGIE WAGIE CANT BE NEET!
Bentley Phillips
get in the fucking cage, wagie