>be me, sysadmin user
>chad engineer has deadline of 5pm
>can tell he's stressed and close to breaking
>i keep disconnecting his vpn
>after 30 minutes he screams at his computer
>asian girl complains to hr she felt threatened by his behavior
who else here /devilish/ at work?
Pics of asian girl?
lol
I’m self employed. I do evil things to myself that fucks me up for life though: watch fucked up porn, eat extremely unhealthy food, stay up all night etc.
hands off user. she will be girlfriend soon
oh my. quite devilish indeed
>worked in a office
>hide important documents that will become alter important
>all wagecucks searching for it
>tell them I will search it
>go into the archives and sleep
>bring them the document in the last minute
>but sometimes I let them search it and don't let them find it
Same.
>in office
>have qt coworker with a nice brapper
>she leaves
>when I'm alone in the office I sniff her chair and put my glans and balls against her cup
if you haven't already i would suggest taking a stanley knife to work and removing a small square of the chair to take home. just in case they get a new one of get it cleaned.
I hope this thread is a LARP, you coping incel faggots are max cringe
>Project manager asks if anyone knows of a solution to a client's request
>Know answer but kept quiet
I don't want more work piled onto my plate.
>Coworker writes bad, unoptimized code
>Pretend nothing's wrong
I would rather not hurt his ego than to enlighten him.
>Coworker writes bad, unoptimized code
>make comment to manager over beers about the stress of having to shoulder the extra workload while trying to mentor said coworker
>virus starts spreading on our system on friday afternoon
>see that it came from roastie accounts girl that never talks to me
>let it continue to do more damage
>no one can do any work everyone panics
>i tell them it's really really bad
>give roastie a condescending speech about security and being vigilant
>when im finished talking the boss repeats what i said to her
>have everything fixed by 6pm friday
>tell them i worked all weekend and put 16 hours on timesheet
>spend the next week doing a big report on what happened
>spend the next week doing a big report on what happened
kekked
>It’s my turn to buy food for a the monthly bbq
>I know I’m meant to get a vegetarian food for the office numale fag
>but no one explicitly tells me that
>don’t buy and vegetarian food and say “I didn’t know no one told me that”
>he doesn’t get to eat
post tits or gtfo
sorry for english I am italianon
>buying things for coworkers
god damn it
damn, first the 30 year old boomer, then NPCs, and now evil devil frog
Jow Forums is great at making memes in a bear market
go back
only a sysadmin would think an engineer is a Chad
t. Chad engineer
Its crazy
Cold dark rooms
didnt the mr frog meme originate from Jow Forums?
Based
> Be me, actual Chad
> do coke all day at the bar with my Aesthetic crew
> Be surrounded by girls all day.
> Buy non-stop shots & drinks for everyone because steroids keep us with 6 pack no matter what
> testosterone raging
> smash every cute girl desperate user's wish they had
> Pick fights with everyone that even looks at us weird
> You mirin/?
Nice larp. You forgot one crucial thing though. This is Jow Forums not InstaJew, no-one going to believe a vapid Chad like that knows how to write except in hashtags
enjoy being fucked in the ass by managment after he fails his deadline due to the fact VPN was disconnecting
if no one else had a problem with the VPN that day why would he? and management don't like hearing excuses they just want the job done
you're letting an opportunity go to waste here user, see