>Project manager asks if anyone knows of a solution to a client's request
>Know answer but kept quiet
I don't want more work piled onto my plate.
>Coworker writes bad, unoptimized code
>Pretend nothing's wrong
I would rather not hurt his ego than to enlighten him.
>Coworker writes bad, unoptimized code
>make comment to manager over beers about the stress of having to shoulder the extra workload while trying to mentor said coworker
>virus starts spreading on our system on friday afternoon
>see that it came from roastie accounts girl that never talks to me
>let it continue to do more damage
>no one can do any work everyone panics
>i tell them it's really really bad
>give roastie a condescending speech about security and being vigilant
>when im finished talking the boss repeats what i said to her
>have everything fixed by 6pm friday
>tell them i worked all weekend and put 16 hours on timesheet
>spend the next week doing a big report on what happened
>spend the next week doing a big report on what happened
kekked
>It’s my turn to buy food for a the monthly bbq
>I know I’m meant to get a vegetarian food for the office numale fag
>but no one explicitly tells me that
>don’t buy and vegetarian food and say “I didn’t know no one told me that”
>he doesn’t get to eat
post tits or gtfo
sorry for english I am italianon
>buying things for coworkers
god damn it
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