/brit/

OOOOORRRRRRDDEEEEERRRRRR

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tell me how to emigrate to uk

Everyone grew up and got jobs

liquor gone right to my head
i walked in she grabbed my zipper and got right to the head
you walk in youll catch a right to your head and land right on your head
she should have told you im not right in the head

you immigrate to the uk
you emigrate from the us

learning english would be a start

dont know what thread were using

you dont, stay away

tell me how to immigrate to uk

i slept for like 16 hours last night
it's not fair

become an actor then get a role as a sexy american love interest in emmerdale

wear a turban and say alhumdillahhh bismilaaaaahh at border control they’ll open the side door for you

Gutted the Lords gave up desu, I was enjoying listening to them ramble on

next whingepot to whinge in my general direction's jaw is being donated to nasa

Get a job you bum

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would do but i'm unemployable

First week of toil in years, cant see how people keep this up, feel like topping myself and it's only been a week

the twitter feed is awash with jess phillips
i do like her tbf, she's quite scary though

my life is a joke
all i can do is laugh
heh heh heh...

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i bet that tastes like shit

Thoughts?

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seems fair

indoctrination, took me about 3 weeks before it started feeling normal then about 5 weeks until it was routine

isnt that the one sargoon of mossad was going to rape?

So are you lot getting an extension or what

whyve they cut off 6. Return full sovereignty to a democratic government appointed by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

chicken tikka mash'allah

dont know and quite literally dont care

ye

nah im happy with what i've got

I'll never sell out. Abnormie for life.

dont think id rape an MP
not worth it i reckon

New plan.

1. Pass bill requiring us to ask for an extension.
2. General Election
3a, Tory win = extension bill revoked and No Deal Brexit
3b. Labour win = extension and new referendum
3c. Lib Dem / SNP coalition = no Brexit and Scottish independence referendum

They're planning to pass a bill that would force Boris to request an extension if no deal is made by the 31st

i'd love to have a consensual cuddle with jo swinson

quite sick of this circus
why dont they all just kill themselves and let us govern ourselves, how hard can it be

jo cox died for nothing

pretty hard, apparently

Semicolons are great; they combine separate but related clauses. Commas are useful in providing clarity, improving sentence flow, and creating lists.

no one's gonna win outright
it's gonna be a tory/brexit coalition or a lab/lib/snp coalition surely

Nah too much effort probably just going to move house in a decade anyways. Plus my garden is small as it is since we had the kitchen extended.

3d (chess). Labour / BXP coalition = extension bill revoked, No Deal Brexit, all liberal MPs indiscriminately hanged, CANZUK, HS2 cancelled

every America deserves free healthcare

I like many things about this post; the spelling and grammar, the post number and time, and the Union Jack.

I would tenderly love liz kendall

not about deserving anything
it's having a right to free healthcare that is the important thing

mad how politics is a flawed concept yet it has to exist to remain order and prevent chaos

could use a colon there instead of a semi if you so desired

funny how a semi is a cock and a colon is an arse

Universal healthcare isn't free but it seems to work a hell of a lot better than whatever you guys are doing

ancaps would disagree, and they seem pretty well versed on how the world works

got 5 grand in the bank what car should I get
(note: I know nothing about cars)

I'll put my semi in your colon in a minute

>yet it has to exist to remain order and prevent chaos
nope

*American

most poor people deserve to be poor
give a poor person $100 and they'll spend it on cigs and lotto tickets

I have a semi right now ;)

ngl, if heidi allen came up to me and sad she was feeling a bit sad, i'd love to cheer her up with a good long chat
really hash it out, you know

>politics circus in its current state HAS to exist

((()))

>and they seem pretty well versed on how the world works

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id buy half a z and flip it ygm

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Just saw a porn video titled "Sex with attractive girl" Dunno why but that tickles me

we really live in a society huh

3===D - - - ({;})

^ me spaffing all over your mums beaver

quite literally does

insightful post

one day i hope i can have enough money to afford a car with retractable headlights

nope

just imagined touching a girl

alrite yiddo

Why are there 5 /cum/s? What did you guys do?

yes it is
be quiet

Had a girl grinding up on my knob dancing a few days ago. Got a boner, she felt it. She came back for more. Happy days.

just imagined carrying an atlas stone but my legs buckle and I drop it onto myself as I collapse like a concertina

i made some early news to exert /brit/'s considerable soft power and remind them of the global order

imagine being born in the star wars galaxy but being a forcelet
i'd space myself

nope

just thinking and i reckon that both irl and on the chans that i know and regularly converse with a lot more right wing loons than liberal progressives like myself
but i'm a good conversationalist so i can have a chat with any of yous

wish you didnt have to go to clubs for this

i said be quiet brainlet

>/cumbanz/

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a bit of my upper lip is still numb from the anaesthetic at the dentalists yesterday

what did you get done?

Have an itchy bum that needs to be relieved immediately

root canal

successful?

Do British girls really like chicken this much?
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aye

Are you a woman? I would do anything for a dutch gf.