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Jonathan Rogers
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Daniel Parker
overrated sauce
Levi Robinson
peng shyt haha
sucking a nigger btw
Elijah Cox
Post chebs
Leo Martinez
Luke Morales
More chebs
Joshua Baker
any Soyboy Chad man in?
Joseph Flores
Fucking HELL. /brit/ is dead in the mornings, but it wasn't always this way. Where have all the neets who used to stay up all night and /brit/ post gone? Has /brit/ gone full normie?
John Rodriguez
we were bullying /cum/ for a bit earlier but yeah bit dead now
i used to be nocturnal but now im sleeping at 9pm and waking up at 5 like a wagie and its not bad desu
dont use this thread btw it smells
James Williams
Done my assignment (hopefully)
Noah Nelson
OOOOORRRRRRDDEEEEERRRRRR
Parker Sanders
tell me how to emigrate to uk
Lucas Bell
Everyone grew up and got jobs
Isaiah Russell
liquor gone right to my head
i walked in she grabbed my zipper and got right to the head
you walk in youll catch a right to your head and land right on your head
she should have told you im not right in the head
Jayden Brown
you immigrate to the uk
you emigrate from the us
Josiah Watson
learning english would be a start
Daniel Hughes
dont know what thread were using
Parker Hughes
you dont, stay away
Jacob Cook
tell me how to immigrate to uk
Landon Barnes
i slept for like 16 hours last night
it's not fair
Brody Collins
become an actor then get a role as a sexy american love interest in emmerdale
Wyatt Lopez
wear a turban and say alhumdillahhh bismilaaaaahh at border control they’ll open the side door for you
Ian Howard
Gutted the Lords gave up desu, I was enjoying listening to them ramble on
Nicholas Reed
next whingepot to whinge in my general direction's jaw is being donated to nasa
Samuel Turner
Get a job you bum
Jason Campbell
Ethan Perez
would do but i'm unemployable
Brandon Johnson
First week of toil in years, cant see how people keep this up, feel like topping myself and it's only been a week
Brayden Harris
the twitter feed is awash with jess phillips
i do like her tbf, she's quite scary though
Gavin Young
my life is a joke
all i can do is laugh
heh heh heh...
Jayden Morgan
i bet that tastes like shit
Sebastian Thomas
Thoughts?
Adrian Harris
seems fair
Christian Walker
indoctrination, took me about 3 weeks before it started feeling normal then about 5 weeks until it was routine
Logan Rogers
isnt that the one sargoon of mossad was going to rape?
Jayden Price
So are you lot getting an extension or what
Christopher Morgan
whyve they cut off 6. Return full sovereignty to a democratic government appointed by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
Nathan Smith
chicken tikka mash'allah
Owen Watson
dont know and quite literally dont care
Zachary Barnes
ye
Joshua Jackson
nah im happy with what i've got
Chase Fisher
I'll never sell out. Abnormie for life.
Alexander Cox
dont think id rape an MP
not worth it i reckon
Gavin Cook
New plan.
1. Pass bill requiring us to ask for an extension.
2. General Election
3a, Tory win = extension bill revoked and No Deal Brexit
3b. Labour win = extension and new referendum
3c. Lib Dem / SNP coalition = no Brexit and Scottish independence referendum
Jackson Gonzalez
They're planning to pass a bill that would force Boris to request an extension if no deal is made by the 31st
Adam Fisher
i'd love to have a consensual cuddle with jo swinson
Carter Price
quite sick of this circus
why dont they all just kill themselves and let us govern ourselves, how hard can it be
Ryan Watson
jo cox died for nothing
Blake Wright
pretty hard, apparently
Josiah Sanders
Semicolons are great; they combine separate but related clauses. Commas are useful in providing clarity, improving sentence flow, and creating lists.
David Cooper
no one's gonna win outright
it's gonna be a tory/brexit coalition or a lab/lib/snp coalition surely
Connor Ramirez
Nah too much effort probably just going to move house in a decade anyways. Plus my garden is small as it is since we had the kitchen extended.
Luke Roberts
3d (chess). Labour / BXP coalition = extension bill revoked, No Deal Brexit, all liberal MPs indiscriminately hanged, CANZUK, HS2 cancelled
Tyler Evans
every America deserves free healthcare
Hudson Lopez
I like many things about this post; the spelling and grammar, the post number and time, and the Union Jack.
Carter Peterson
I would tenderly love liz kendall
Evan Jenkins
not about deserving anything
it's having a right to free healthcare that is the important thing
Andrew Hernandez
mad how politics is a flawed concept yet it has to exist to remain order and prevent chaos
Brandon Phillips
could use a colon there instead of a semi if you so desired
Joseph Kelly
funny how a semi is a cock and a colon is an arse
Lincoln Smith
Universal healthcare isn't free but it seems to work a hell of a lot better than whatever you guys are doing
Grayson Price
ancaps would disagree, and they seem pretty well versed on how the world works
Cooper Wilson
got 5 grand in the bank what car should I get
(note: I know nothing about cars)
Connor Perry
I'll put my semi in your colon in a minute
Aaron Lee
>yet it has to exist to remain order and prevent chaos
nope
Juan Flores
*American
Hudson Jones
most poor people deserve to be poor
give a poor person $100 and they'll spend it on cigs and lotto tickets
Samuel Myers
I have a semi right now ;)
Tyler Nguyen
ngl, if heidi allen came up to me and sad she was feeling a bit sad, i'd love to cheer her up with a good long chat
really hash it out, you know
Elijah Campbell
>politics circus in its current state HAS to exist
((()))
Gabriel Thomas
>and they seem pretty well versed on how the world works
Sebastian Hill
id buy half a z and flip it ygm
Grayson Lopez
Just saw a porn video titled "Sex with attractive girl" Dunno why but that tickles me
Blake King
we really live in a society huh
Thomas Sanders
3===D - - - ({;})
^ me spaffing all over your mums beaver
Christian Cook
quite literally does
Andrew Bailey
insightful post
Bentley Wood
one day i hope i can have enough money to afford a car with retractable headlights
Lincoln Cruz
nope
Brody Richardson
just imagined touching a girl
Owen Clark
alrite yiddo
Cameron Sanchez
Why are there 5 /cum/s? What did you guys do?
Joshua Perry
yes it is
be quiet
Nolan Harris
Had a girl grinding up on my knob dancing a few days ago. Got a boner, she felt it. She came back for more. Happy days.
Easton Gonzalez
just imagined carrying an atlas stone but my legs buckle and I drop it onto myself as I collapse like a concertina
Ayden Hill
i made some early news to exert /brit/'s considerable soft power and remind them of the global order
Nathan Lopez
imagine being born in the star wars galaxy but being a forcelet
i'd space myself
Juan Sullivan
nope
Wyatt Walker
just thinking and i reckon that both irl and on the chans that i know and regularly converse with a lot more right wing loons than liberal progressives like myself
but i'm a good conversationalist so i can have a chat with any of yous
William Lopez
wish you didnt have to go to clubs for this
Samuel Powell
i said be quiet brainlet
Daniel Young
>/cumbanz/
Brandon Roberts
a bit of my upper lip is still numb from the anaesthetic at the dentalists yesterday
Ayden Clark
what did you get done?
Gabriel Adams
Have an itchy bum that needs to be relieved immediately
Mason Walker
root canal
Lincoln Nelson
successful?
Logan Taylor
Do British girls really like chicken this much?
youtube.com
Nathaniel Watson
aye
Jacob Bennett
Are you a woman? I would do anything for a dutch gf.