I have dirt on a major corporation...

I have dirt on a major corporation. Some of what they're doing might be illegal so it's almost assuredly not protected as a trade secret.

To whom do I sell it?

Attached: Izaya_en_Durarara!!_x2.jpg (717x421, 43K)

competitors?

I mean I was leaning to sell the dirt to Stratfor since I think they're both a competitor and have secondary uses for the information.

Might be and are illegal, two different things buddy

I say might be because it hasn't been tried in a court of law yet. On face they're illegal.

You're going to have a tough time of getting money under the table. If you want to go that route, I'd do it through a lawyer that you hire.

Better to bring the info to the government and try and get a book deal as a whistleblower.

See, the problem is that they government pays, but if your name is in it then the company is going to hire private investigators to try to dig dirt on you and run a harassment/smear campaign against you. I'd rather pawn the info off to a competitor and let them do whatever with it so I can avoid the hassle.

Again, that issue can be mitigated by hiring a lawyer.

My inner scrooge doesn't want to cut in a middle man.

You’re fucked.

Anonymously email the person in that corporation who has the most to lose with this information getting out. Threaten them and give them a BTC (or Monero) address to pay an absurd amount of money to. Can even make followup demands for periodic payments, blackmail is a bitch.

To the company themselves aka black male

careful man
you might get killed
all memes aside from what they will say here. Most of the time. those major corporations...
will find you
you're not the first. and most likely. not the last
be very. very careful man

I think I'm enough steps removed from the chain to be secure.

Have an encrypted deadman switch setup that will release all of the data as a precaution.

Blackmail is best

You might find yourself surprised that your competitors know about the dirt already.

Already covered. More or less.

See, I feel like that's what gets people like me shot in the face.

Not my competitors. I don't work for any of these companies. This is entirely ancillary to my freelancing at the moment.

Tell us what company to short you fuck

>turn your non-crime into a federal offense

buy put options
release the dirt anonymously

I considered that, but it would make it easier to track me down because those are registered with the SEC.

Fuck off pussy