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call him a momo

calm down

>sister's just had her 5th miscarriage
>female cousin is infertile
>male cousin is a permavirgin IT technician type
>other male cousin is living in northern queensland and runs a boat hire service or something
guess it's my job to carry on the lineage
haha

Just fucking COOOOOMED all over my stomach felt good tbhonest

friendly reminder that british slags love brown cock

CORRRR

might as well fuck a dog desu

Shan't

she looks fertile