Culture Pals /cp/

Messaging internet friends in 2007 edition

Welcome to Culture Pals. Here autistic sperg losers used to meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(BASED) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this thing/person is more of a female dog than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 onwww.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7(embed)

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old:

why are there so many russians on interpals? is it actually popular there?

golddiggers obviously

some of them look authentic
also it's both males and females so it cannot be just that

theyre lonely, real, and golddiggers

lonely

Because Russian women are the gift from god to western men.

wow I actually got banned from interpals. wew lads. but it's fine because this girl I met before I got banned seems completely head over heels for me

Here's an official guide for fellow girls on how to get married to the right man.

Countries to look for: Just what ever countries they message you, look for a rich man or Korean if you are that kind of an autist.
All other countries are filth and scum, especially poor countries.

NEVER START CONVERSATIONS (for some reason they always end up better than convos started by a girl). Do not feed boring soibois with your questions, if he can't come up with anything he is either boring as fuck, not interested or low iq. Always just reply with boring one liners and try to be as passively rude as possible. Consider ghosting him after a few messages.

Have a basic bitch personality, enjoy travelling, netflix and food. Make him disclose his bank account balance within 3-4 weeks of talking with her outside IP, anything less than $120 000 is unacceptable, you are a princes and you deserve a true RICH prince.

Do not ask for nudes (at least in the first month or so), if he sends you them on her own etc he is a disgusting pervert, unless he has the Chad body.

Also be a gold digger and attention seeker and ask money from him and make him listen to your boring social drama concerning your exs and friends and family etc. If he can't afford flights to you, he is a broke boy and doesn’t deserve a true QUEEN.

Most importantly remember, it is hard to find the right person and the world is filled with dicks. Let as many guys talk to you as possible, ghost 99 % of them and only reply to Chads or ones who somehow mesmerized you on their first message.

I actually want to put this in my bio just for lulz but it's not like they would react to it anyway

So you lost all contact with the girl?

Could do with a hug

nope because I got enough common sense to add her on whatsapp before I got banned

did you script?

Hug me, bro
Congrats, man! Good luck!

Corrr would love to cuddle with a birly Greek lad in a strictly platonic and heterosexual way

I did
thank you

Why do some people write "haha", "hehe" between every single word? Is that a sign that they're making a joke?

idk haha

they are insecure, you need to dominate them like the VRALIC BVLL you are

Should i send my VRALIC dong to them?

0 views today so far

this is the end

did you view someone?

Totally

>tfw no 1st world gf

Going to see my Qt on Friday lads. 2 week holiday in Crete. My dick has never been more ready than now

cuz they are the saddest people in the world
Same reason there are so many finns on Jow Forums

Let us see your qt with proof

It's me the ex virgin with ruski girl. We went to Italy and Netherlands a few months ago

was she a virgin too?

Nah not quite, she fucked one guy before me that was a long term boyfriend. The pussy was really tight so I'm certain she isn't secretly a whore

was she ok with you being a virgin or did you lie?

head over heels guys

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I lied mate. I wasn't technically a virgin since I lost my virginity years ago to a prostitute in Amsterdam, but I still considered myself a virgin because I had zero sexual experience except that one time and never really bothered pursuing women. I secretly took a Viagra on our first night just in case I got performance anxiety and fucked her like crazy for a good few hours - I came 6 times. Despite my lack of experience something primal within me took over and I didn't even have to think about it

If you're umming and arring about meeting your qt, my advice is to just fucking do it. Even if it fails at least you tried

thanks mate
I'm just very insecure about my lack of experience, and how could I even justify it to a normal girl

How old are you?

24
I was 21 and high in Amsterdam when I lost my virginity, I don't even remember it to be honest

I was nervous too but as I said, something primal takes over. I can't even explain it. Don't masturbate for a week beforehand and you will be fine. If you're really nervous pop a Viagra too and it will help you get over that initial anxiety. Just remember she agreed to meet up so she must like you and think you're attractive, all you have to do is get a hard dick and put it inside her. Also use lube!!!! It helps so much

Also you don't justify your lack of experience to a normal girl, that's the point. 'fake it til you make it'. I know as betas we think girls are all loving and caring and we want to be able to tell them everything and anything, but this is something that you keep to yourself. I will take my lie about my experience to the grave, there is nothing good that can come from telling her

I might be overthinking it but I don't see it working as a long-term strategy
what if at some point she asks about your exes? you will just invent a story?
and what if she speaks with your friends/family (who know you never had a gf)?

What country?

I hate women

>what if at some point she asks about your exes?
Why she would even do that? Most girls hate when you start talking about your exes, I don't think she would even bother asking about your exes unless you have/had kids of course.

>tfw Iranian mommy with huge tits has a pic with no bra and you can see her nipples under her shirt

Based

Singapore

Do you use Tandem Jow Forums?

Do you guys have a Gambiabro too?

What's Tandem?

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yeah

Ok which one of you is this.

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I’ve seen this profile
forgot who it was