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Microsoft customer service is a fucking joke, you have two options. Speak to some female paki on a bad connection that cant understand a word you say, or live chat with some random "show bobs and vagene" who responds ever 10 minutes with 3 or 4 words

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i get money

you get AIDS

La Ancien Enemie

The beauty of NI-only backstop that is about to get proposed by Boris is thst it will create a part of the UK that stays within full regulatory alignment with the European Union, the Single Market and the Customs Union with all the associated benefits. This will turn Belfast into a major economical and financial hub of the United Kingdom with companies flocking to it in order to profit from its special status and it will prove in a very poetic way how EU membership has always been the preferred option.

The EU simply can't lose.

What are you on to microsoft customer service for?
You're likely better off working it out on your own

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I did a couple of laps, I pulled over, the bloke that runs the thing comes over and said - Oi no professionals. I took my helmet off, I said I'm not a professional. He said - you're not a profesional? I said - No, he said - well you should be, if I was you I'd take up Formula One, and if you drive like that you'd probably be the best in the country! I said - I'm not interested I'm making shit loads out of computers.

La Vieux Villain avec tendances homosexuelle

anyone remember when i dabbed on /mu/

Know for a fact Alan Shearer posts here

me on the bottom

shut it you freak

first night in a week i haven't had to toil for toilberg after work hours

not for the first time!

don't get why we didn't just immediately leave the eu on june 24 2016

La Rendezvous Dengereuse

Gf has been officially diagnosed with borderline personality disorder. Has phone calls with me that can last up to an hour talking about her family, life etc and I barely get a word in

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He's got the whole world in his hands

When are you going to get a job Josie

love scratching my ear canal raw after i take my headphones out

les cousins dangereux

And now?

i've got my willer in my hands

Nothing better than waking up to a mailbox full of illegal narcotica

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proofs

love scratching my anal canal raw after i take my buttplug out

canadians LITERALLY cannot stop posting about weed

Tonight's scran after gym

Insane nutrition: 800kcal and 80g protein, overkill really

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could well have a job right now and just come home from it

lads what is your favourite autistic computer game?

contemplating a poowank. basically you do a poo and then you do wank. you decide if you want to wipe or not after

Bad luck on the stock market and debt is pilling up
I need to explore other options

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Weed is LEGALIZE IT MON in Canada

Why do girls be like: "I don't miss my ex!"

Then proceed to listen to songs relating to the idea of love and breakup on repeat constantly years later when they've not got a relationship? Does anyone know what I'm talking about or am I just mad?

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factorio

i dont but i could well have
you shouldnt assume

Please let me test your chin

nice where'd you get that

Women shouldn't be allowed to be cute

I worry for you pal honestly

LEGALIZE IT

my mate used to do this too sounds fucking disgusting
how can you wank when it stinks of shit all around you

she has that very stereotypical german-american look to her face

lads if im going thin + starting to bald on top of my head what grade should i buzz it down to? i have the sides at a grade 1 should i just do the top to a 2 or a 1 all over? hope i dont have patchy bits ffs

Tiocfaidh ár lá

you have an addiction

Women shouldn't be allowed to vote

it's practice to get it hard in all situation

Reckon all women should be encouraged to be lesbians

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Two on the top and one on the sides pal. Jobs an absolute goodun

thas a birra me, that'll dink dank do!

Govermnet illegalise DE HERB TANK JAH LOTTA MERCY
Den de government LEGALIZE DE HERB MON

reckon i would make a good muslim if i converted

no she doesn't

got cumbrain lads, just got fired for telling toilberg i won't be coming for the third day in a row in because i can't remember the way to work

will it be patchy lad?

>you decide if you want to wipe or not after
why would this follow that

Some shop in Normandie, not sure

break up asap

she's brit through and through

Are you gonna post a pic or?

mentionned

No mate don't be silly

They think with emotions instead of rationality.

im alright pekkle worry about your local tramp instead

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honestly can't wait until im bald and have an excuse to simply my haircut routine. too scared to cut it myself right now or go clean shaven from a full head of hair. but once im bald i'll just shave that easily . will save a lot

De HERB TANK JAH LOTTA MERCY

watched porn for the first time at 16

she looks like a yank
>kent
ah she's a swarthy norman

When are you coming to mine to get pumped

Hmm yes, have spent many summers around coutances/agon-coutances

Slowly receding but no fucking way i'm gonna shave it like a pussy. I'll go bald jack Nicholson style

why would you ever need to call microsoft customer service?

i shaved it down to a grade 5 before and it looked all shit and patchy like some times you coukd see through my hair fuckkkk this is suffering lad tell me grade 2 will put me out my misery

Can't roll no spliff wit no bumboklot

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Depends how severe the hair loss is

your brain is probably messed up in the same way as if you were didled by a nonce

De HERB in da chalic MON
TANK JAH
LOTTA MERCY

pop up said I had a virus and to call them to fix it

Why would you think that? Are you a femoid?

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Just shave it all off pal

at the crown its grim the rest is just thin

iktf. thick hair is a pain in the arse, need a cut every fortnight to keep it tidy.

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Me got me chalice
Me Rizlas
& a whole LOTTA HERB
TANK JAH
I'n'I set

pumped? full of lead? be there in 10, put a tarp on the patio

growing hair out when you're balding only looks ok when you have that george costanza-type ring if hair around your head
Anything else looks bad

youtu.be/50RJyBXXv1E?t=4 just dance is a good way to learn to dance, i just followed the youtube vids

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will be watching this kino imminently

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>Then proceed to listen to songs relating to the idea of love and breakup on repeat constantly years later when they've not got a relationship?
This is me except I'm 22 years old, and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl.

Was pondering this but honestly worried about how she will take it

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What did you learn today on /brit/ ? Serious question.

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tell her to blog on (unironically)
like one of those online ones

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