/brit/

but even that doesn't explain it fully, this guy was basically a handsome charismatic space marine

just don't get women me

French is just English with different connective words

Speaking a second language should be compulsory to leave school

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England are playing fucking shite today. Should be 10 nowt easily

>at least 4 years
hello tarq wanker, we were only taught it for 2 years

For me its 2016, 2013, 2007, 1998, 2000, then the rest

>we haven't been acting differently when we're together

you have though
that's what people notice, you probably keep on catching each others eyes and smirking, sit a bit too close to each other etc. stuff you'd do without thinking about it.

The teaching is crap. No one has ever become fluent in a language through a textbook or vocabulary tests.

spent 5k on uberars this year
1k on clothes this month

>at least 4 years
Actually fuck off tarq

Good post

Si vous l'utilisez, vous vous souviendrez

(I think)

Other way around.

Christ fucking state of these Spanish voice actors sheldon sounds like a chad

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need to get more savvy with money. only have a current account and some shitty savings account. where do i start?

C'est vrai.

mad how britain alone has 4 languages on the mainland yet schools insist on teaching fr*nch and sp*nish

Stocks and shares isa and index fund

Stop buying takeaways

Italy>>>France

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Pourquoi?

Invest in tech start ups, especially unicorns

fue similar para mi cuando estaba en espana
soy tan blanco como la nieve y a muchas personas les gustó que yo tratara de hablar su idioma
mi espanol no es tan bueno pero apreciaron mi tentativa

Not exactly tarq is it, we learned it since about year 5-year 11 and I'm working class

Yeah because Spanish and French are actually useful aside from communicating with rural sheep shaggers

viva italia
viva britannia

It's easy to get GCSEs in two languages but you never have a reason to study them again unless you literally move abroad. Forgotten all of it, seems so pointless.

By being older

spent 1k on clothes last month

>we learned it since about year 5-
Hello literal child

English is a variation on French.

scottish and welsh are more useful if you live in britain than spanish or french
and tbqh even if they weren't "useful" they're british languages and should be promoted

I speak nip pretty fluently, to learn a language you REALLY have to put effort in(i'm talking HOURS every day), and to do that you really need an interest in it

Teaching deano who can't even point out france on a map french for 1 hour a week isn't going to cut it, languages in schools are more a gesture of goodwill to economic trading partners more than anything

ER STRAFE ES

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hello sueposter

I was only taught German for 2 years I think. Don't remember any of it.

twitter.com/simpsons_vids/status/1171509050049040390

there's no such thing as a black briton

have found literally the easiest toil ever

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we are all americans

unironically not him, despise idols and idolshit

if anyone likes idols, there's a high probability they're a pedo simple as

welsh

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Where in Spain are you lad?

Frank Bruno

paedphile is pronounced PAY-doe-phile
not PEA-doe-phile
not PED-oh-phile

intentaste tinder es bastante bueno aquí si eres extranjero aquí hay una coincidencia que obtuve hoy

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worst part of office toil is having toilberg only feet away from your desk. i can handle the monotony the drudgery and lethargy but that is some panopticon level bullshit

>pedo
fuck off yank

strawpoll.me/18621774
>strawpoll.me/18621774
strawpoll.me/18621774

bit of a choon
youtube.com/watch?v=_d40ujlH-v4

Urbanova mate

ae is pronounced soft elongated eehhhh

has to be the most useless for a brit to learn too. germans speak english better than any other foreigners

>krauts aren't human
This, but Er strafe es! anyway

You’re literally a kraut mate don’t even try and pretend you’re not

Dunno where that is. I’m in país Vasco

Of course I fucking would

Be more specific will ya

>God Save England edition
This is really nice. Thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=pMpxAyh_wcE

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I'LL HAVE UNO BEERO LUV

question to gf havers

why do men get controlled by their gfs? i can't comprehend doing something i don't want to no matter how much i'm nagged, i'm just too stubborn
hear a story like every day of some poor sod who can't do something or can't buy something because his gf spat the dummy out

is this a reason i can't get a gf or are a lot of men just betas?

delet

Is Vasco Basque? If so you lucky cunt it’s a beatiful area I took a pic of the Pyrenees flying over so I’m jelly now

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is it a crime to shag a disabled

i actually had to use my german in germany
you'd be surprised

have sex

If you want an average and above girlfriend in this day and age you must be the most subservient cunt ever, proper beta tier.

My brothers wife is in control of everything it’s oretty sad but he can’t do anything since she’d get the kids and make his life hell if he left

Yeah mate, it’s beautiful here. Green and mountainous it’s not like the rest of Spain

in very relationship someone becomes the boss. traditionally it's men but progressively it's women.

pooing into a sock

I wanked in that socked

here you go everyone i rotated it for you

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dont believe you

youtube.com/watch?v=TEpyreOyZWs

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every wonder why shit like Friends, How I met Your Mother, Letterkenny, The Office, etc are so popular? they're a brand of media i call 'friend simulators'
notice the manufactured in-jokes between the characters that also involve viewers who have watched every episode. things like that make it seem like you are friends with these characters.
normies love this shit because the characters live a perfect life and have perfect relationships. everything always works out, the love interest always blossoms in the end. it's like normies live vicariously through the characters.
it's depressing.

i think dutch and german people can speak english just fine after only school. english is comparatively easy though

*gets out the shower*
*reaches for my socks without looking *

thank fuck, me neck was hurting, these continentals I tell ye

quora is fucking horrible, boss likes using it cos the questions rank well for keywords the company tries to rank for

They constantly delete answers for shit, but don't tell you what, so you have no idea what you've done wrong, meanwhile some other runts 1 line answer with a keyword to his site stays up

fucking pajeets need to get there shit together fucking like pulling hair trying to get an answer, writing an essay just to have it deleted

blog on

What do you like

i do but clearly there's a deficient aspect of my personality that makes me unattractive to women for more than a ons

get on fine with blokes and even get on pretty well with women, maybe i just don't have the patience for women over extended periods and they can tell
maybe i should go after lads

sort of get this but it's still no excuse
what about women holding out on sex? problem is if one did that to me i'd just shag escorts instead

grim

fake friend pilled
youtube.com/watch?v=x3vD_CAYt4g

Fuck man that hits hard I used to do exactly that in a bad period a few years ago honestly made me feel like shit though knowing I’ll nevee have a ted mosby mate

Firmly believe the red British coat is on par with the Roman legions and the SS as the most aesthetic military uniform ever

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